Cookie Monster Name Novels & Stories

Taking advantage of his height, he stood up while the black-haired girl jumped around trying to snatch what was left. "That cookie cost me 80 euros!" she protested. "What kind of lunatic spends 80 euros on a single diet cookie?" "I bought it on eBay… You’re so inconsiderate! You didn’t even ask; you just took it! I told you it was mine and you ate it anyway!" she scolded him, frowning in an adorably furious way. "Well, I already ate it… Tough luck, like a grinning piranha!* And I did you a favor eating that thing—it could’ve been poisoned!"

I asked instead of saying something sarcastic like my smartass wanted to. “There’s a mole inside your club,” she said – and instantly had my full attention. Say---what?! “I know who it is.” Well, that’s just fucking fantastic! My evening just went from bad to fucking Terra Nova! Not only do I have to rely on a woman to get me down from here, but now I have to take her with me and be stuck with her. “And I know what they’re planning to do with Britney Cooper and Grace Carlson,” she continued, making me frown in confusion. Who the fuck was--- oh right! Cracker’s real name was Britney! Forgot about that for a second there…

I explained with my eyes fixed on the who didn't seem to worry. At that moment, her supposed daughter rushed into the room with a glass of the mixture I usually took for the headaches. “I am Martha, and this is my daughter. I call her little biscuit,” she replied, making her daughter roll her eyes. “Mom…” She called, stomping her feet, and making a tantrum about her mom calling her little biscuit. “I’m not little anymore,” she replied to Martha before turning towards me, “and you can call me Cookie. My mom named me that because she loved lot of cookies when she was pregnant with me, but it's a good name tho,” Cookie concluded, smiling at me.

Our desserts are bought to our table by Perseus the was a nice selection on offer glad I let sampson choose to order. Perseus put another plate down in the middle of the table with round cookie looking things all in various colours he looks to me and says “you can’t come here without trying these I made them myself they are a big hit here they are on the house” I pick up a pink one and bite into it my mouth it feels like I’m having an orgasm they are delicious it’s a combination of a crunchy outside layer then it breaks into a chewy texture with a cream filling that’s not too over powering. I smile in delight what are these cookies called they are the best sweet I’ve ever eaten. He giggles a

She lazily shrugs. The room erupts in laughter, even Damien joining in. Grace picks up one of the cookies, nibbling thoughtfully. “So, have you decided on a middle name yet? Or is it just Aria Crawley for now?” Carol exchanges a glance with Damien. ” No! We got one... Celeste. Aria Celeste Crawley!" Katie leans forward, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “How about Aria Cookie Crawley? In honor of these amazing snacks.” Carol laughs so hard she winces. “Oh, no, don’t make me laugh. It hurts!”

The pixie looked at the two of us with a confused expression. “Oh, right.” I motioned my hand to Clairmont. “This is Clairmont, the person I talked to you about.” Then I motioned to myself. “And my name is Suna. What is your name?” The pixie went silent for a bit. “My name is Mielle. Mielle Kardova.” She said and smiled a bit at us. “So, you were saying,” Clairmont suddenly pulled out a saucer filled with small pieces of cakes before starting to eat the cakes one by one. Just where did he get those? e_e “That this country is lost, right? Then why did you stay here?”

Within an hour I had ten super cookies sitting on the kitchen table. BTW, I bet you’re thinking I’m a total freak right? Probably true, but what are you going to do about it, nothing right. You’re just going to keep on eating your hamburger, be careful not to spill any carcass remains on the page. Not long after, a face suddenly appeared on one of the cookies and winked at me, it said, ‘You need to give me to Jamie first. It’s my destiny!’ So I stumbled over the table and managed to crumble up all the Tylenol into a glass, I then added a splash of Jack Daniels from my Dads’ liquor cabinet and poured Coke in. I started thinking about taking a shower in Coke when the buzzer went off.

Samantha growled as she unloaded twenty packs of my craving stuff in front of me. “She is a cookie monster !!” Jax cracked up and suddenly all my siblings went wild as they sung the extremely R- rated song, “Cookie Monster” by R. Kelly together. Ughh. These ape shit crazy bastards !!!! They were going to ruin cookies for me, weren’t they ? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Mm like an Oreo I love to lick the middle like an Oreo (Turn up)

Damon said, leaning back on his elbows, “are we winning the ‘best day ever’ competition yet?” Max looked up from his rock tower and beamed, that gap in his teeth on prominent display. “Maybe if we can have dessert.” Damon laughed and reached into the picnic basket. “You drive a hard bargain, kid.” He pulled out a container of chocolate chip cookies, and Max’s face lit up. “Now it’s the best day,” he said, abandoning his rocks to grab a cookie. Jane stirred at the mention of dessert. “Cookie?” she slurred. Chuckling, I smoothed her hair back from her forehead. “Yes, love. Uncle Damon brought cookies.”

She retorted with annoyance. “It’s the perfect nickname; all crunchy and hard on the outside with a sweet, soft gooey center.” He grinned and winked at her. She felt her face warm with a blush of embarrassment, while she tried to glare at him for calling her a snack with a soft, gooey center. His grin only got more amused at her annoyance. “Eat up, Cookie. From what I know, hacking is hard work.” He chuckled and walked away, she was tempted to stick her tongue out at him, but her attention was drawn to the chaos he had caused on her desk with the plate.