A Royal Pain In The Texts
"Can we instead talk about how beautiful and mesmerizing you look tonight? I had never thought that the girl who texted me at a creepy hour of the night, would one day come to mean so much to me. You know what I thought when I first got your text?"
"W-what?"
"I thought that you were some girl, who was looking for fun, and who had obtained my number somehow from the school records. And, man, I had every plan of having fun with you."
My eyes went wide with mortification. "What do you mean?"
Noah chuckled, as of sensing my thoughts. "I mean, fun as in scaring you away, teaching you a lesson to never text someone at a creepy hour again, to flirt with you then, roast you, to piss you off with wer