Dirty Little secrets
So yeah, I hit the little market across the street from the hotel, grabbing a fresh pineapple and a bag of okra, plus a cheap razor and some lotion because why not go all out, shave everything smooth so he'd feel like he was sliding into silk.
Back in the lobby bathroom, because I didn't wanna do this in our room and ruin the surprise, I chugged that gross okra slurry I whipped up in a disposable cup from the coffee station, grimacing at the slimy texture sliding down my throat, thinking, great, now I'm gonna be juicy as a damn watermelon, and the pineapple chunks I scarfed down after tasted like heaven in comparison, sweet and tangy, making me giggle to myself in the mirror as I quickly sha
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