Novel & Cerita Dark Humour Meaning

BABALA: Ang kwentong ito ay maaaring hindi pasok sa panlasa ng lahat. Nagkakaloob ang kwentong ito nang hindi maganda sa mata ng karamihan. Marami man ang may ayaw ngunit hindi iyon sapat para limitahan mo ang iyong pang-unawa. Xara Padel, ang babaeng madalas tinutokso dahil sa mala-anime nitong katawan, malaki ang hinaharap at puwetan, mahaba ang itim na itim na buhok, mapupungay na mga mata, makinis na balat, at malaanghel na mukha. Madalas niyang naririnig ang 'Yamate kudasai' na tokso sa kanya ngunit tikom lamang ang kanyang bibig at hindi na pinapatulan ang mga ito. Sa likod ng maamo niyang mukha ay ang kuryusidad niya sa maka-mundong pagnanasa. Nagkamalay siyang nakikinig sa mga pinaggagawa ng Ate niya kasama ang kung sinong lalaki nito sa kwarto ngunit nagbago ang lahat nang matagpuan ang Boss ng Ate niya…

Saziana Libera is the only daughter of her multi-millionaire parents. Spoiled brat at playgirl. Hindi lang sa mga mamahaling materyal na bagay hayok si Saziana, pati sa mga lalaki. Ngunit ang ugali niyang ito ang magnanakaw ng kaniyang kalayaan. Ipapakasal siya ng kaniyang ama sa isang bilyonaryo na si Amancio Dellano bilang kaniyang parusa. Hindi nakawala si Saziana sa pagbabago ng kaniyang buhay. Halos isa siyang preso sa loob ng mansion ni Amancio. Dahil labag sa kaniya na ikasal sa lalaking bilyonaryo, magagawa kaya niyang tumakas para maging malaya? O hahayaan niya na lang na makulong doon sa mansion na sa una ay tinuring niyang impyerno ngunit naging langit kalunan?

Ashish Vandross was dubbed the F*ck Boy and Great Playboy in the Desire Island, all the women were able to fantasize about him, because of his inherent Intelligence, elegance, strong s*x appeal, shed panty and one of the rich in Desire Island. So call him Ashish Vandross is Ashish The FP or F*cker ft Playboy. One night of mistakes ended with Ashish being a f*ck boy. From that night Ashish could not move another woman again his c*ck did not live and when he remembered the woman between them it lived voluntarily and because his body was always looking for the warmth of the woman, he did not know. A woman goes crazy and at the same time transforms into an Ashish at the same time as he discovers the woman's persona the secret will be revealed that will destroy their formed relationship, and cause him to hate the woman. "I'm Obsessed to her, Obsessed to her Scent, Obsessed to her Sinful Lips, Obsessed to her presence, Obsessed to own her, Fuck her, She's my Obsession. " -Ashish Abishek Vandross

He is the son of her personal maid He is the son of her personal driver He is the only person who can stand her being a spoiled brat and being bitchy He's 27 years old while she's 19 years old when she came up with the planned... He is only for her.. She only think is he is only for her only and no one else can steal him to her... She Kidnapped him and her parents nothing can do to against what she wants to do.... Now what is the brat planning to her obsession why she did it even it's not her original planned....

Si Charlotte Scott ay walang interes sa pera at katanyagan. Nagpakasal siya kay Gerald Wilson dahil sa pag-ibig. Gayunpaman, ang kanilang pagsasama ay tumagal lamang ng tatlong taon at siya ay naging isang katatawanan pagkatapos ng diborsyo. The couple face each other for the last time at the Courthouse."Take the compensation and get lost from my life. Don't even think about getting back together." Nanatiling walang pakialam si Gerald. Isinuot ni Charlotte ang kanyang salaming pang-araw at mahinang ngumiti. "We are never getting back together. Ever! Kahit sinong dumating na nagmamakaawa na makipagbalikan ay walang pinagkaiba sa aso!"Hindi ba magandang maging mayaman at kaakit-akit na single na babae? Nang maglaon, hindi lamang nagtagumpay si Charlotte sa kanyang karera at nagmana ng kayamanan na nagkakahalaga ng sampu-sampung bilyong dolyar mula sa Scott Family, ngunit napakaraming lalaki ang humahabol sa kanya na maaari silang pumila sa kalye hanggang sa dulo ng block. Isang gabi, nakatanggap siya ng hindi inaasahang tawag. "Hoy, Charlotte...""Sino ito?""...Woof woof..."

Ang buong akala ni Clary ay nangyayari na sa buhay niya ang tunay na pagmamahal, ngunit biglang bumaliktad ang sitwasyon ng siya ay dinukot ng mga taong minahal na niya bilang pamilya kahit hindi naman niya mga kadugo. Natuklasan niya na interesado lang pala ang mga ito sa yaman niya. Ginamit ng mga ito ang boyfriend niyang si Tristan para makuha ang mga pag-aari niya. Dahil mahal niya ang lalaki at takot siyang mawala ito sa kaniya, pumayag siya. Ngunit kung kailan naibigay na niya ang lahat saka naman nagtanggal ng maskara ang boyfriend niya. Lumantad sa harapan niya ang buong katotohanan. Kasabwat pala ng mga ito ang lalaking minahal niya at ang masaklap pa dahil ang kinikilala niyang kapatid na babae ay mas matagal pa pala nitong kasintahan kaysa sa kaniya. Bukod sa panlolokong iyon pinagtangkaan pa ang buhay niya. Tinapon siya pinakamalalim na parte ng dagat. Sa kabutihang palad nakaligtas siya, ngunit napadpad naman siya sa pinaka-delikadong lugar. Ito ay ang teritoryo ni Knox Wolthorn ang leader ng Dreadblood Consortium the most bloodthirsty organization. Ang lalaking pumapatay na walang pag-aalinlangan lalo na kung wala kang pakinabang. Naka-survive siya sa unang kapahamakan sa kamay ng mga akala niya pamilya, ngunit dito kaya sa teritoryo ni Knox Wolthorn makakalusot kaya siya? Bibigyan kaya siya ng tsansa ng lalaking magpatuloy sa buhay? What if sa lalaking ito pala niya matatagpuan ang tunay na pagmamahal? Magtitiwala kaya siya ulit?

Book 2: "Chasing the bad girl would be hard, and whatever doesn't kill me had better start running." - Erin Cross Book 3: How many dark secrets do Monstrous Academy keep hidden from the world?

“Paragons and past phantoms could leave a legacy of blood wars and endless pain…where love and hatred could lose or gain… “ The whole story started with a stupid mistake. Heather mistakenly gave her precious virginity to the wrong man in a deceptively right hotel room. The “wrong man” turns out to be the most sought-after bachelor and CEO of Primal Industries, Kahlil Zillion Primalion who heads a company that has been flourishing for what seems like an eternity. She thought it was a cunning plot by her own BFF Avaz. However, it seems that someone else staged the whole scene. It was by someone who knows here inside out…her other self. The whole scenario of their steamy night together went viral in the Net and was feasted on both by her co-workers, mostly bashers and know-it-all netizens. It almost ruined her life to the point that she wanted to end it. What’s more painful are her parents, especially father who adds more pain to her injury by disowning her, even calling her a prostitute, and her mother who was too helpless to even say soothing words. Good thing her brother remains a good listener, as her other siblings have been quite unreachable since their parents sent them away for adoption or to different orphanages. Her past traumas caused the unrevealed personality disorder in Heather. However, things became more twisted and turned to a superficially positive route as she became pregnant, and the CEO’s grandmother suddenly came into the picture, mandating that Khalil should marry Heather ASAP. Though business & bed partner Tamara threatened to interfere, and the CEO himself at first wanted to get rid of their child, he slowly falls for the bait of the stronger persona behind Heather’s past: Savarra.

A woman named Maxine Quillenzie Rivere is a person who will do everything for her family. A young man named kurt Xachvigneux Montemayor a famous person, Powerful that no one can bring him down except for one woman that he will loved the most and he will offer her a lot of money in exchange for which she will become his strumpet.

Isang advertisement sa internet, sa wakas ay nagdala ng isang Mike na kasangkot sa isang deal kay Dave. Ibig sabihin ay isang kasunduan na magpanggap na si Dave sa loob ng tatlong buwan. "You just need to pretend to be me. Stay at my house, with my wife. And get her pregnant! I'll give you three months. The sooner Sunshine gets pregnant, the better," paliwanag ni Dave kay Mike. Noong una, nalilito si Mike. Paano niya kaya ikakaila ang sarili bilang Dave kung magkaiba ang mukha nila? Imposible diba? Gayunpaman, pagkatapos na isama ni Dave si Mike papunta sa bahay nila para makita si Sunshine Reyes ang asawa ni Dave, sa wakas ay naunawaan ni Mike Fernandez . Isang inosenteng babae, na ikinasal batay sa isang arranged marriage kay Dave Gray. Isang inosenteng babae na napakaganda, ngunit sa kasamaang palad... Bulag siya!