Dark Souls Boss Memes Novels & Stories

“Boss, the preparations for the funeral are done, do you want to wait??” *****

“You can’t kill what was born from you.” The walls started to ripple. The blue light twisted and formed into symbols, then faces—hundreds of faces—appearing and disappearing within the glow. Each one looked like me. Alexander stepped closer to me, his hand hovering near mine. “It’s mimicking you again.” The faces spoke in unison. “Not mimic. Merge.” I shook my head. “No. You were destroyed.” “Destroyed?” The voices laughed, overlapping. “You only tore away what was visible. But the root remained. Every line of code. Every fragment of thought. Every memory you left behind.”

Robert-Galt: “Who the fuck are you to question the memory reel’s authenticity? PBD is not the kind of channel that would pull a publicity stunt like that!” Joe Dragon : “But you still can’t change the fact that… memory reels are not always believable!” KongVsGodzilla: “Oh, come on! Can’t we all just appreciate what he did?“ MewTube: “Who else thinks this reel is utter bullshit?” Flat-Sun-Society-Member: “Is it just me or his armor seems a bit familiar?” CosmicDouche_1: “Shitt! Now that you mentioned… How could I miss this?“

I joked. “You can count on me for that. I have started to love torturing James as well,” he laughed, a little sadistically. “He must be working overtime even right now.” “Oh, wow. I better not be getting on your bad side then,” I joked. “Well, you better be careful then. It can be very easy to get on my bad side,” he said, his tone carrying a hint of tease. “I will keep in mind to butter you up everyday.” I gave him a mock salute and said, “To start with, you look very handsome, Boss!”

Is it a bug? A reply on the second post posted a sweating emoji. [Just count yourself lucky. That instance also has an SSSSS-rank boss. It appears randomly. If you dare attack the S-rank, the SSSSS-rank will go berserk!] Another reply added. [You all only know part of the story. The truly terrifying thing is: I once saw more than ten bosses above SSS-rank in that instance! Thank goodness they weren't interested in me.] Replies below mocked him.