Cracking His Code
Oliver informs me I look like a lumberjack and he has a fantasy he’d like me to star in.
I buy two tubes of EMLA cream, two pairs of sterile surgical gloves, chlorhexidine solution, more iodine, a pack of 2-0 monofilament sutures with a curved needle already attached, sterile gauze, surgical tape, butterfly closures, a small but extremely powerful LED headlamp, a bottle of saline for rinsing, and, as an afterthought, a bar of dark chocolate and a small bag of the salted almonds Oliver inhales whenever he sees them.
The pharmacist is young. Bored. He bags the lot without comment. I pay with a credit card I have not used before and will not use again. Out in under four minutes.
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