Denki Kaminari Funny Novels & Stories

[The Arcade] Basement Level 4. They fought their way past the rhythm games and claw machines. Kenji led them to an "Out of Order" photo booth in the corner. "Konami Code," Kenji whispered. He inputted a sequence on the booth's screen: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right... HISSS. The back of the photo booth slid open. Cold air rushed out. Behind the neon fun lay a dark, industrial elevator. "Welcome to my father's brain," Kenji stepped in.

Kōjin (laughing so hard the volcano rumbles): “Welcome to the family, Himuari-Nakamura. Weird is the baseline.” He snaps his fingers and a table appears (low kotatsu, steaming bowls of kitsune udon the size of bathtubs, sake that tastes like sunrise). We eat under a sky that’s half open volcano, half Kyoto twilight. I steal his chopsticks just to watch him pout. Seras: “So… do I call you Dad? Kōjin-sama? Old man who smells like charcoal?” Kōjin (soft, ancient eyes warm): “You call me whatever feels like home.

dhiren replied "when I disagreed say" salomi said "I'm scared about bunny she is clumsy" liam said "don't worry he understands her more than anyone" salomi smiled srinithi thought of taking coffee but don made her drink fruit juice she pouted and asked "why demon boss why you're denying me from drinking coffee" don replied "because kids are not allowed to take caffeine understand" Srinithi replied "but I'm adult" don rolled his eyes while saying "adult do you know whom we call as adult you dwarf" srinithi pouted with anger

You: I know, she's making me clean because of you😒 Idiot: Well then, I hope to see the house spotless when I come over （╹◡╹） You: Tf you will. And what the hell is that?! It looks so creepy. Idiot: A Japanese emoji, and it's not creepy. I think it's cute(*^ω^*) You: Like hell it is. I swear you find the weirdest things cute. Besides me... Idiot: Nothing is cuter than you Hunter❤️ You: Stop saying embarrassing things😳😳...... Idiot: See you later cutie pie <3 And like that we stopped texting, I was now blushing from his pet name for me. 'It's so embarrassing'. I thought as I rested my head at the kitchen counter.

Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): Risk what? Rosario 🚒 Gato Homem in Denial: Your kitchen. Smoke alarms. General chaos. I pressed a hand over my mouth, trying not to laugh too loudly. Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): Very funny. I’ll have you know I only set the oven on fire once. The dots blinked again. Then his reply came through. Rosario 🚒 Gato Homem in Denial: Fine. Name the time. I squealed, actually squealed, and scribbled in my notebook so hard the pen nearly tore the page: domestic chaos = romance gold.

Amy maintained a calm tone of voice while speaking firmly to the killer. “I was just curious. You don’t have to get defensive, my lovely, Asian flower.” The gunman’s voice trailed down to a growling whisper. The burly, bearded man stared across the room at Amy with ungodly thoughts seeping into his mind. “You came in here and ignored me. You won’t even tell me how you enjoyed my game. I based the game on your life experiences. I named the video game Gunmetal Mama in honor of your MMA fighting career.” The gunman showed his teeth while sneering at Amy. “I’m so flattered,” Amy spoke to the gunman through a dry tone, unleashing her sarcasm. She returned her hands to the front of her stomach whe

He collected the remaining roasted meat from Izu and took a long, slow bite. "Hmm. This is delicious, I will come and be your apprentice" "Get out from here, you troublesome child." "I will," Jidenna licked his fingers and lips, "This place is becoming stuffy. Thank you for the meat, wise one. We hope for more"

I can't relate to their topic that's why I just stayed silent all through dinner. After eating dinner, they still talked about other things that I am still not aware of. Because of their interactions, I realized that maybe I really should change my rude behavior like what my brother said, except when I'm talking to boys. They don't deserve kindness. "It's almost 9 o'clock. We should tidy this up. Dusty go and feed Macaroon and Mint." Miss Kyrary instructed. Macaroon is a golden retriever, while Mint is a Shiba Inu. They're the pets here in the Okami Complex.

["Yes, I watched it. We were supposed to do a project on an iconic movie and what made it iconic in my media class in high school." ["I find it fascinating how humans are so paranoid to the point that you ruin yourselves and what you built up."] "Daisuke?" ["Yes, host?"] "Stop watching movies." ["When you stop doing your man, I will stop watching movies, though I don't think you will, with how little resistance you have for him."] "Where is Kenchiki?" ["He is waiting for you downstairs in the dining room."] "Good, I can leave without him seeing me." ["You are leaving?"]

“Mommy, whose arm is that?” My heart stuttered. Shit. I flicked my gaze to the phone screen, then to my side, Adamo’s tattooed arm draped over me, bare, unmistakable. I scrambled to adjust the angle, but Kamari wasn’t fooled. “Mommyyy,” she drawled suspiciously. “That’s not your arm.” Adamo’s deep chuckle vibrated against my back. I twisted to glare at him, whispering, “Stop laughing.” He only smirked, clearly entertained.