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As a child Freja's fate was decided at birth, a fate that set her apart from her fellow villagers, making her an outcast. Now, as an adult, she sets out to change her fate by killing the very creature she's destined to be with. Halfway in her journey, she meets a man who sets her fate in motion. Having his throne stolen from him, Zarek makes his move to seize what was taken from him. The people who betrayed him are going to find out who they have pissed off. Meanwhile, he's stumbled upon the woman he's destined to be with, who sets a fire inside him like no other woman has before. Will he be able to regain his throne while also capturing the heart of this fiery beauty? Content warnings ahead for the following: Violence, Sexual Assault, and Mature Language. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Self-made billionaires Zane and Trey have been a club of two since they were eighteen. They’ve done everything together: play football, fall in love, even get smacked around by their dads. The only thing they haven’t tried is seducing the same woman. Executive chef Rebecca Eilert learned early on not to trust anyone. She raised her brothers by herself—with no adult being the wiser. Her knack for cooking kept a roof over the twins’ heads. Now she’s damned if it won’t pay their way through Harvard as well. Add in running Trey’s latest restaurant, and her plate is way too full for romance. That’s an attitude the bad boys intend to change. Zane and Trey have set their sights on the sexy chef. When their hearts enter the equation and they both fall for her, this committed twosome faces their hardest test of all.

Alex is a poor kid on scholarship at a fancy hockey school. He’s great on the ice, but Damien, the rich, mean team captain hates him. Damien slams him hard, steals his things, and says dirty things that make Alex’s body feel hot even though he’s angry. Damien’s crazy childhood friend, Lila, wants Alex to herself. She has a collection that will ruin him if he says no. Then Jax shows up, a hot, kind hockey star. He really likes Alex and wants to save him from all the drama. Alex is stuck: One wrong play, and he loses it all. This is a steamy hockey MM romance full of obsession, hate-to-love heat, and a love triangle that will wreck you.

Five years ago, Arabella Sterling vanished without a trace, disgraced, heartbroken, and branded her billionaire benefactor’s dirty secret. What the world never knew was that she’d also been his wife. Or that the man she loved—and the son she gave everything for—chose another woman over her. Now, she’s back as The Reformer, a world-renowned business strategist celebrated for resurrecting dying empires. Her newest client? The Sterling Group. Her ex-husband’s empire. Adrian Sterling has spent years trying to atone for the lies that destroyed them both. But when Arabella walks into his boardroom, colder, sharper, untouchable...he realizes redemption may come at a cost he can’t pay. Because this time, she’s not here to save him. She’s here to ruin him.

Ninety stories. Ninety descents. No apologies. 90 Days Wet is a relentless erotica compilation that strips desire down to its rawest form…power, hunger, obsession, and the choices people make when they stop pretending they’re good. Each story stands alone. Different lives. Different rules. Different limits. From polished housewives with dirty secrets to sugar arrangements that blur into ownership, from age-gap dynamics to domination that doesn’t ask permission…every chapter peels away restraint and leaves something exposed. The further you go, the wetter it gets. The darker it turns. The more dangerous the wants become. This is not slow burn romance. This is filth, sex and taboo in all this glory. Read one. Read ten. Just don’t expect to come out clean. 18+ | Explicit themes | Reader discretion advised

The stories in this collection are explicit content that keep you horny and wet. FORBIDDEN HEAT::TALES OF UNTAMED DESIRES takes you on a road, making you visualise incredible scenes that are heated, untamed and forbidden. Dirty talk, rough sex, anal, etc. In this collection, you will find A shy office temp who is a stripper that later realises she is being paid double to shut up and fuck her boss, a woman who shared her hotel room with a man she just met who makes her creampie and squirt all over the place, a rough first—time anal scene between a man and his shy girlfriend, a lady and her ex who fuck each other just to “get it out their system”, and lots more. Expect age-gap, siblings affair, family affair, colleagues affair and lots more.

“Don't! My body is a temple of the Lord!” I shivered at the sound and raid in my voice as I held his gaze. He let out a small chuckle, a smirk slowly crawling to his lips. “Your body belongs to me–” he grabbed my naked ass, forcefully pulling me to make contact with his hardened body. “I, Vermont Cardonisss, am now your Lord, little pet. Bend over!” *** It is better to be a slave to a mafia than to be a sex toy of your very own father. On this account, Grace agrees to pay the debts of her father to the sexy and brutal mafia, Vermont Cardoniss. It becomes a bloody entanglement of two incessant individuals where Vermont seems too ruthless to repent and Grace, too religious to be laid. Would it be a case of a good girl turned naughty or the redemption of a cold-blooded mafia? [Content Guidance: This book is intended for adult as it contains explicit sexual and violence scenes]

"He was twice her age. Her best friend’s father. And she was the only thing he couldn’t have... until now." They begged for more and now it’s back, bolder and more addictive than ever. After 30 Steamy Adult Vignettes set hearts racing and fantasies ablaze, this continuation returns with ruthless billionaires, possessive alphas, forbidden lovers, and dark obsessions unleashed. No touch is too dangerous. No sin too taboo. From innocent virgins claimed by their enemy, to mafia kings staking their mark, every chapter delivers intense passion, twisted desires, and unrelenting chemistry. Whether it’s a dominant stranger in a hotel, a werewolf with a thirst for submission, or a vampire craving control, each vignette is crafted to pull you deeper into the fire. This isn’t just heat... it’s hunger. And once you taste it, it'll be impossible to stop at one.

She was too pure for him. All Dennis wanted was POWER !!! Ella a naive girl, full of life an hopes until she lost her parents, and was sold to the soon to be Mafia leader. "it's just for power, that all Dennis thought, until the sweet sin became a reality. "All she ever wanted was a normal life but she never got that. He broke her made her for his pleasure and treated her like dirty, will love find it way in her heart she is too broken (💔)too naive😫 "strip.......... his thick Italian voice broke her, she obey in a swift motion. fuck.....bella. The story..... Find out more of Dennis and Ella🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️ Y'all are going to love the journey 💋💋💋

A retelling of several of the most famous fairy tales with a kinky, dirty twist. Each story is about 30,000 words so sit back, grab some holy water and relax! It's time to sink in 10 deliciously dark and twisted fairytales! Highly erotic and brimming with dark desires, don't say I didn't warn ya! 18+ Dark Fairytale Series Rumpled (Retelling of Rumplestiltskin) Sinderella (Retelling of Cinderella) Allissa in Wankerland (Retelling of Alice In Wonderland) Friends With Sexy Benefits (Retelling of Hansel and Gretel) Snow White and the Seven Hunks (Retelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) Red (Retelling of Little Red Riding Hood) Tangled (Retelling of Rapunzel) Bella and the Beast (Beauty and The Beast) Maid For Pleasure (The Ugly Duckling) Goldilocks and the 3 Were-bears (Goldilocks)