Disheveled Spongebob Novels & Stories

Charles had a permanent frown all along so when school was over I quickly followed Brenna. Riding back home with Charles was dangerous with that face he had on. ******************************************** So I got home and decided to take a shower before watching my long awaited Spongebob new episodes and crashing on bed. I’m broken......🎶🎶. I tell you I’m fine....... Cause you wouldn’t believe me, if you knew the things that crossed my mind.......🎶🎶 I was busy singing in the shower as i let the cold water rush through my hair and unto my skin. I used my conditioner as a microphone and applied pressure on it at some point of the song.

A tear slips and I groan before wiping it away and walking into Derek's arms. "He's a dickhole." I mumble and Derek chuckles. "Yes he is." "Now. Let's get to watching every single horror movie on N*****x." He says and I smile before hopping onto my bed. He gets in next to me and only now do I notice that he is wearing his Spongebob pj's that I got him for his birthday last year. "You still have those?" I ask with a small giggle and be looks at me with a raised brow. "Yes. Yes I do and I happen to like them very much." He says with sass that could last me a whole year.

"And, I feel that he's the one for me." Most of the time we watch SpongeBob, I do most of the watching. Bruna does most of the talking. Just as I'm watching the cartoon and she's blabbing something about Josh being her soul mate, we hear a shrill scream. We hear the scream a second time. It's next door. Troy's house. We both rush and thank God the door is not locked. We are met by a furious Troy and a scared snivelling Jenna. Jenna is on the floor and Troy is on top of her, clenching his fist.

“What? Spongeboob?” She releases a high-pitched sound between a scream and a giggle. “I think SpongeBob is ridiculous too baby” Kissing her once more, this time on her cute little button nose, I get off my knees to join Niko where our dinner is dished out in covered plates. "You didn't have to wait for me," I say lowly. When I’m close enough he takes my hand, bringing it to his nose, sniffing at my skin. “You like?” I ask smiling. “It’s a new body butter, Mama sent it over earlier and I thought to try it out.”

Ruby That first split-second where you wake up and remember nothing. There’s nothing quite like that, is there? Then the realization hits you like a ton of bricks, forcing you to sit bolt upright in bed. Caleb. Fell. Asleep. On. The. Couch. Oh my God! I woke up, jumped quickly out of bed, and threw on my dressing gown, desperate to cover the horrendous SpongeBob nightgown that I was wearing. I fished it out of my bottom drawer late last night when I was getting changed in the dark.

“Come on, let's bathe.” “Yes sir!” “Scrub my back,” said Dizen he gave his friend a glimpse before reverting it to the doorknob of the bathroom. “Aye, aye, captain!” “I can't hear you!” Dizen screamed. Celo gave him a hard blow on the back of his head. “Shut the fuck up moron, we're not on SpongeBob's cartoon series.”

Jesha smiled and started to prepare two sandwiches, one for Maze and one for herself. In the meantime, Maze turned on the tv and started to watch *SpongeBob and SquarePants* She slowly lay on the couch and started to enjoy the show whisking off all her worries.

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

I needed so much help. I tried a few times to hit at the bag but it seemed as though I was SpongeBob trying to tackle a dinosaur. With one more powerful punch, I managed to swing the bag away when suddenly it swung back at me-knocking me to the ground. That's it. That's enough for me. I needed a cup of tea and some marshmallows right now. I had to take a bath first to get rid of my embarrassing and to get rid of Sinister's rich cologne that soothened my inside.

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.