The 99th Divorce Agreement
Five years ago, Gary Cooper proposed to me 99 times just to marry me.
Five years later, to cheer up the secretary he adored, he handed me 99 divorce papers.
"Relax. I'm not actually divorcing you. I'm just humoring her. Just pretend like you always do. There's no need to sign."
When Gary said it, he was even smiling.
As for me, the heartbreak I once felt had long since faded. Now, there was barely a ripple left.
I suddenly remembered what day it was and asked quietly, "Will you be home for dinner tonight?"
He paused for a moment, then casually shook his head.
"Probably not. Today's kind of special. I don't want her to get jealous."
I nodded and watched him walk out the door.
Then, I picked up a pen and carefully signed my name on the 99th divorce agreement.
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