Get In The Ring, Daddy.
I declare with thin eyes, and he’s finally looking at me.
“Do you even realize what you’re asking? I’m eighteen years older than you.”
What’s this weird feeling? Did I just get rejected?
“You kissed me and even had sex with me just fine!” I stand there screaming, if we weren’t out in the middle of nowhere, we’d be waking up an entire street. “Take responsibility and date me!”
Dale points at the wood he carved into a human figure, “Focus, Dora, you also promised to survive.”
“Alright,” I agree. “So I succeed in beheading The Reaper, and surviving… you’d date me?”