Dumb Blonde Patreon Novels & Stories

On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend invited me onto a cruise ship heading for the open sea. “Quinn, just endure it. The Godfather loves blonde, blue-eyed beauties like you. “Once you please him, all my gambling debts will be wiped clean!" At the auction, I was locked inside a golden cage. The starting bid was $3 million. Just as despair drove me to bite my tongue, the bulletproof glass of the most mysterious private box on the second floor exploded outward. The mafia godfather stepped through the shattered glass. Shards crunched beneath his feet, and smoke curled from the muzzle of his gun. He looked exactly like my ex-boyfriend from five years ago. Back then, he was a bodyguard I had once slapped in public and kicked to the curb like an abandoned dog. His eyes were bloodshot as he grabbed my chin, smiling with an icy menace. "Sophia, you're not getting away this time."

He is known for his devilish side, nobody dared to cross him. He's ruthless,cruel and dangerous to his enemies except to a certain cop who's hell bent on putting him behind bars. She is determined to take down the man who had caused her grief at a young age, the man who killed her parents before her. Things take a turn and she finds herself teaming up with the one person she loathes, a man who's too cocky and annoying for his own good. Despite fighting hard to keep her feelings contained, he's determined to break down the walls she has built and show her exactly what he wants. And he wants HER. This book is part of a series: Book 1: Badboy Asher Book 2: His Blonde Temptress Book 3: Loving The Enemy Book 4: Bestfriends Shouldn't Know How You Taste

When Candace Baldwin gets humiliated and rejected by her best friend as his mate, she's heartbroken but determined to be more. More than just the pathetic omega girl, the clumsy and dumb best friend with round-rimmed glasses. And worse? The ugly virgin no guy wants. And there's just one man she knows who goes through sluts like cufflinks. Luca Knoxville, the cold and feral Alpha of Duskmoon Pack. Her very grumpy boss. Her best friend's dad. The only man who can teach her how to become what Damien wants...an actual slut. But Luca isn’t just "teaching" her how to be desired, he’s awakening a hunger, an insatiable one, a deep fiery kind she never knew she had. And somewhere between those sinful lessons and her awkward cringes, Candace stops wanting the son. And starts craving the Alpha daddy. In a Pack where betrayal runs deep and the past refuses to stay dead, what happens when this forbidden bond gets threatened? Content Warning 🔞

Romeo is a hardcore play boy who has never been turned down by any girl. He has a collection of girls he has slept with, who he calls “fans”. During his usual day at the pub, he sees the blonde, beautiful and slender Maria Pores, a young and beautiful lady who has come out of a nasty divorce but eventually inheriting billions of dollars from James Pores, her ex-husband. He is thrilled to have found a new “fun” to be but this time around, the game turns against him. He is determined at all cost, to make her his, completely forgetting about her mission of making her a “FUN”. He investigates about her and looks for her on facebook. Excited of getting any valuable information about her, he gets disappointed when he sees what is written on her facebook status….”SINGLE & UNAVAILABLE”. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Lets explore the content of this story to find out….

Forbidden fruit. Alessandro 'Flames' Petrakis doesn't give a shit about love. Guns, violence, being a bodyguard is what he's good at. Love scarred him once, love took away the only woman he ever loved and he'd rather relive his time in the Marines than fall victim to it again. Then she shows up. Blonde hair, sapphire eyes, pretty as fuck. And the one woman he hates more than anything in his shitty world. He never claimed to be a prince, yet she becomes his princess. Violence is what drives him yet for her he would put down his Glock for an eternity just to be part of her world. She was the forbidden fruit. The woman he was supposed to stay away from. The woman who took away everything that mattered from him. Yet one fucking kiss from her and he would burn the whole world for her. Code name: Flames. Mission: Protect Mia Tonelli at all cost

A Note: This is a Sexual Awakening Boy Love Romance which contains raw and explicit content. It contains dominating and submissive romance holding back nothing but would have your toes curling up under your blankets. It isn't softcore, it is intense!!! “Elias Larsson!!” I yelled struggling to free my hands but it was total failure since the ropes were tied down so tightly. “For someone who is feared all over the campus, you are quite an easy prey.” He laughed maniacally, sending shivers down my spine. Crane Xander thinks he’s untouchable, uncontrollable. Uses and changes women after a few nights of fun like his designer jeans until he meets the blonde and sultry Belle. Only that she wasn't who she claimed to be. Elias Larsson, his ex-girlfriend's brother, had waited years to carry out his revenge plan but not your regular type of revenge. He seeks not just to ruin Crane's life, he might change it forever.

After four years with Killian, I got pregnant. I took the pregnancy test and my ID to a private hospital to set up a file, but when entering insurance information, I was stopped by the blonde administrative specialist. "Mrs. Smith, the system shows there is a problem with your marital status." She looked at me awkwardly. "Your marriage to Mr. Killian is not legally effective." I was stunned and instinctively retorted, "That's impossible. We registered in Las Vegas, all the procedures were..." "There is only an application record, no final signed effective document." The specialist turned the screen around and tapped the keyboard a few times. "Moreover, Mr. Killian's legal wife... shows another lady's name." That name was like a thorn, piercing fiercely into my retina. Elena. Killian's personal secretary, and also publicly recognized as the benefactor who saved his life in the Alps avalanche five years ago. I felt all the blood in my body flowing backward. How could it be her?

My mother claims my husband has cheated on me and pushes me to get a divorce. I want to collect evidence before proceeding with anything—if it's true, I have to uphold my rights. Yet she causes a scene at an art exhibition I've worked on for three years, humiliating me in public and making me sound like a gold digger. "How are you any different from a prostitute when you're holding this dumb exhibition with a man's money? I didn't raise you to be a gold digger! How can you be so revolting?" She slashes the million-dollar paintings in the exhibition, claiming that she's doing this for my good. She wants me to see the error of my ways and return to the right path. Meanwhile, I clutch my bloody hand, which she slashed with her blade. I say, "You say you want me to return to the right path, but is that what it really is? You want me to divorce my legally wedded husband, who's a CEO, without a penny to my name. "Then, you want me to marry a 45-year-old cheap man who has a child and no money? He even wants me to support him!"

Name: Kir Bastet Age: 16 years old Species: unknown Parents: Valentine Bastet(father/deceased) Siblings: Inuharu Bastet (brother) Abilities: extent unknown Hair: Blonde Height: 6' Class: Royal Princess of Kayanadia Note: Further investigation required to determine Miss Bastet's background and abilities. Our best agent is currently undercover at Magdalia Academy, posing as a student in order to provide more information. Agent information: Classified. ---- Combat Lessons: Easy. History: What royal doesn't know that? Being investigated by a secret organization that wants to discover all your secrets: Say what?! The girl who thought going into the public and hiding from the spotlight would be simple realizes that she got it all wrong as she faces off against evil organizations, an entire species that wants her gone, and trials of love that turn her whole world upside down... Will Kir be able to make it to her coronation as queen? Or will her true identity be discovered first?

Catherine, a young, adventurous lady who possesses purple eyes and white blonde hair, is tagged as a witch by her society. This, she fears, will be executed by her society if she doesn't get a suitor in the next two months. Coincidentally, she meets a guy called Noah. They both made a bet to one another if Catherine can unravel the Moonlight in the werewolf kingdom, Painting it for him as he was so much obbessed. Unknown to both, fate has something else installed. Ethan, on the other hand, who is the beta of the Uranus pack, searches the whole kingdom, yet he is unable to find his mate. Catherine finds a necklace in her mother's room, and immediately she wears it. Her once-hidden connection to the werewolves is rekindled. Catherine is also known as Serena in the underworld kingdom, and she is Ethan's mate. The same Catherine makes a vow to Noah to marry him. Who would she choose? Noah or Ethan .? Let's find out in the book, "Bound by Moonlight."