Embarrassing Diaper Stories Novels & Stories

" She seems pretty sweet... And a psycho when she wants to be." " That's because you are a girl... And a friend to Natalie. She put caterpillars in my boxers one time and I was in the public. The most embarrassing day of my life." I stopped and froze. Darren stared at me quizzically. " Wait.... Don't tell me you're embarrassed by it too." I looked at him and tried to suppress my chuckle but so far it wasn't working as I burst into gales of laughter. " Hey! It's not funny!" He said.

I don’t mind the poop diapers, but Knox, my goddess, complains about them. ‘Because they’re horrible!’ Knox shouted. They’re not. I mean, I’ve smelled worse. A lot worse. Rogues for one. And just, I mean, garbage smells a lot worse. Then there's, - 'I don't need a whole list. Baby diapers stink. I have a senstive nose!' Knox whined. We’re still getting used to being working parents, but thankfully, with our beta couple, our council, and our friends, we can manage to divide the work in a way that gives me plenty of time to spend with the kids and my mate.

James is so protective of her. Bri and Ricky had triplets. She fainted when she found out. Jojo and Liam had a boy. They both went on tour too. Separate ways of course. But their big break arrived and they took it. I was so happy for them. "Mommy, guess what?" James told me. "What?" "Emma took off her diaper and she peed on the bathroom floor." He gasped before covering his mouth. I ran to the bathroom. "Emma, I thought I left you playing in your room?" She just giggled. She enjoys to take off her diaper. Hopefully this phase will go away. I changed her and then made our way to the living room.

“It wasn’t the worst thing to imagine.” I groan again, shaking my head erratically underneath the pillow. I’m going to blast every single one of Emma’s embarrassing stories all over the internet. Even better, I’m going to paint a very detailed picture of the time she threw up all over the nice couple in front of us in Cabo. We’d all been entirely too hungover to go on an excursion, but we rallied and went anyway. At least, we attempted to rally. Emma ended up blowing chunks all over the twelve-passenger van—and its passengers—fifteen minutes into the ride. I’m dreaming up all the other embarrassing stories I have on Emma to get back at her when I feel two warm hands over the top of mine. It

Zaria I’m laughing so hard my sides hurt as Jasper tells me about the time he almost embarrassed himself out of existence in college. “I swear to you,” he says between his own laughter, “I was two seconds away from sacrificing my dignity on those stairs. Diarrhea is not a joke.” I clutch the railing as we climb the stairs, still laughing, my eyes watering. “Please, stop. I can’t breathe,” I tell him, wiping my eyes. “Why would you even tell me that?”

“Well one day I had a vision that caca and Cara was doing the huggy wuggy thing and that the social worker was going to walk in on them and catch them so I told her not to walk in but she did walk in then she saw them so she brought Cara to get a special pill that stops a baby coming so she wouldn’t have to poop one out like you guys have to” I chew my lip trying not to react but Emma loses it laughing her ass off, that in turns makes the rest of us break “We don’t poop a baby out Baylee” Ella tells her giggling “Yes you do, you just poop it out and it’s a baby. I saw it on a show one time at the orphanage when the social worker was trying to scare Cara and tell her If she doesn’t stop doing

She opens her legs a bit more and just lets it all out, feeling the poop making its way out anyways. She shutters as a large and mostly liquid mess fills the back of her diaper, darkening the appearance and making it sag significantly. She knows there's still more but she can already feel that she's filled the diaper to at least half capacity. She whines again and pushes once more, this time with a bit of difficulty. Both of her arms are putting pressure on her belly as she pushes out the rest of it into her diaper, more solid than the previous one. Samantha ends up having to adjust her stance, opening her legs so the mess doesn't stick to her skin more than it already has. She feels that it

“It’s fear of the diaper marathon he saves for the middle of the night. This kid’s got talent. Potent, rapid-fire poop, right, little man?” “Lucian!” I brought a hand to my mouth, laughing between shock and amusement. “Don’t talk about my baby like that!” “Sorry, Lauren…” He raised his hands in surrender but kept the mocking expression. “But Uncle Lucian here doesn’t lie. The art this little guy produces is professional-level.” “Sorry, but Uncle’s got a point,” Theo chimed in between laughs, his face red from giggling so much. “One time, Noah’s diaper exploded all the way up his back. I saw it—it was a war zone.”

They both were loud, unlike my mum whose shoulders only shook in silence until she snorted. Ri continued, “You pooped your pants back in sixth. Who poops their pant in sixth grade?” My jaw clenched and my skin pricked with embarrassment. I spat back, chortling, “You did. But in the eighth.” “I had diarrhoea,” he reasoned. “So did I.”

My dad stated, placing a plate of hamburgers and chicken on the table. Dinner was enjoyable filled with great conversation and too many embarrassing stories. It seemed like whenever I thought it couldn’t get any worse, my mom or dad pulled out another embarrassing story. It wasn’t any better for Sarah, as most of my embarrassing stories involved her. Surprisingly, many of the stories Tyler had never heard before, so Jake and Tyler had some good laughs. The story of Sarah and I running naked home from going skinny dipping in a neighbor’s pool was not even the most embarrassing story of the night but definitely got a good laugh from everyone.