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The arrival of a marriage contract is a huge nightmare for Luis, one that will change his life. He will be bound to the woman he despises so much and never wished to marry. And to get the inheritance he longs for, he asked the woman to pretend that they are a happy couple. Along with their pretense, they are also processing the annulment of their marriage. But unfortunately, they will gradually fall in love with each other. Which will prevail, their annulment or their love for each other?

The Filthiest Collection You'll Ever Read WARNING: 18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT They say some lines should never be crossed. This collection crosses every single one. Behind the altar, Father Michael discovers Sister Claire on her knees—but not in prayer. His fourteen-inch cock and her broken vows create the most sinful confession the church has ever witnessed. In the strip club's champagne room, ownership takes on new meaning when the boss claims his newest dancer in ways that blur every professional boundary. Money talks. His fifteen inches scream. The megachurch reverend with the monstrous sixteen-inch secret destroys his young secretary across his Bible-covered desk while his wife leads worship downstairs. Hypocrisy has never been so hard. Married bosses fuck their secretaries on desks still warm from morning meetings. Divorce lawyers claim vulnerable clients on the same couch where they signed papers. Addiction counselors enable relapses—the sexual kind. Therapists finally act on years of inappropriate desire when the final session becomes anything but professional. From nuns breaking vows to brides cheating the night before their weddings, from politicians risking everything to doctors violating every oath—these twenty stories explore the darkest desires we're told to suppress. Wedding rings stay on. Consequences are real. The sex is brutal, explicit, and described in devastating detail. Size matters—twelve to sixteen inches of it—and these encounters leave permanent marks on bodies and souls. No redemption. No excuses. No limits. Just raw, forbidden passion that destroys everything in its path. Are you brave enough to read what shouldn't be written?

Content Warning ️ Carnal temptations is extremely explicit and intended for mature audiences 18+ only. It contains graphic sexual content, intense taboo relationships, BDSM, power play, dubious consent, breeding, and morally gray characters. Reader discretion is strongly advised. In this dripping-wet collection of forbidden erotica, a rebellious college brat gets exactly what she deserves in “Tutored and Fucked”— bent over her desk, tight little pussy stretched and pounded senseless while he teaches her the real meaning of discipline. From there, every fantasy turns darker and nastier: Ruthless Mafia kings kidnap and brutally breed their enemies’ daughters, filling virgin cunts with thick, dangerous cum until their bellies swell. Spoiled royals claim their defiant knights and maids on thrones and palace floors, fucking throats and asses raw under crown and silk. Lesbian assassins and gay mob enforcers tear into each other with savage hunger—scissoring soaked pussies, deepthroating cocks, and fisting holes in blood-stained rooms. Best friends cross every line in sweaty, cum-drenched threesomes. CEOs wreck their secretaries over conference tables, while twisted Doms bind, flog, choke, and breed their willing (and unwilling) subs until they squirt and scream. Every page is soaked in obscene detail: massive cocks slamming into dripping, quivering holes, gagging throats, slapping flesh, filthy degradation, and endless creampies leaking from ruined pussies and stretched asses. This is not romance. This is pure, primal, taboo-shattering filth, where power, lust, and obsession collide in the wettest, most depraved ways possible. Welcome to Carnal temptations…Open it. Spread your legs. And let yourself be completely fucking ruined.

I shatter, crying out his name, my whole body shaking. He doesn't stop, just licks me through it until I'm pushing at his head, oversensitive. He stands, mouth and chin glistening, and starts unbuttoning his shirt. "Strip," he orders. "I want you naked. Want to see every inch of what belongs to me." I scramble to obey, unhooking my bra with shaking hands while he strips. And god, his body. All muscle and scattered scars and that massive cock standing thick and hard against his stomach. I lick my lips without thinking and he notices, eyes darkening. "You want to taste it?" He wraps his hand around himself, stroking slowly. "Want this cock in your pretty mouth?" "Yes—" "Then get on your knees and show me how much you missed it." ••• Welcome to YES! DADDIES–– a dangerously HOT compilation of filthy, steamy, downright sinful short stories. Readers discretion is THOROUGHLY advised... this 18+ story doesn’t do well with clean underwear.

"No, way! I don't want Heaven to marry that guy Tita, Tito!" I'm kinda shock when Ethan spoke, I didn't expect him to speak like that. "And I don't want Ethan to marry that girl Tita, Tito!" Mom and dad look disappointed. "Why are you always against each other's marriage? Are you two--" I don't know why I suddenly think of this right now but I don't care anymore! "W-We have a relationship! I love Ethan that's why I don't want him to marry another girl!" I turned my gaze to Ethan, he looked shock but then he suddenly held my hand. "Y-Yeah, Heaven is right, mom! We love each other that's why I don't her to marry him! The girl I want to marry is Heaven!" "WHAT??" "I thought you two are just friends..." "Best friend..."

One wrong move. One dangerous mistake. Miley thought the worst betrayal she could ever face was walking in on her best friend and her boyfriend in bed together. But heartbreak was nothing compared to this—now the mafia wants her dead. The only man who can save her is the last one she should trust: Clifford Alfonso—her ex’s uncle. Cold. Ruthless. Sinfully handsome. His offer is as shocking as it is inescapable: “Marry me, so I can give you all the protection you need. Nothing more…” But nothing between them feels like nothing. His presence ignites heat she can’t ignore, his touch lingers longer than it should, and behind his hard gaze lies a temptation more dangerous than the bullets aimed at her. A marriage forged in blood and necessity. A chemistry that burns hotter with every stolen glance. In Clifford’s world, desire is dangerous… and falling for him might be the most reckless mistake of all.

Lyrica comes from a family in the province and decided to try her luck in Manila. There, she met a young man named Lucian, who offered her a deal—a deal she couldn't refuse. What will happen to their agreement? Will the two of them develop feelings for each other? What secrets will be uncovered as they enter into this agreement?

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Mist inquired. Carnation bit her bottom lip and looked down at the papers she was holding. "You can't back out once you sign the contract." She remained silent, so Mist spoke up again, "think about it twice." "It's still possible to quit," Mist suggested. She shook her head repeatedly. "No. . . I've made up my mind." "You're pretty desperate, aren't you?" "My family is in serious debt, and this is the only way I can pay it off." "You're so lovely. You don't belong here. But what options do I have? People like you are exactly what our business requires. Desperate women willing to cling to a knife's edge." Carnation placed the paper on the wooden table. She took a deep breath and quickly signed the contract before returning it to Mist. With a melancholy look, the woman accepted the contract and said, "you can no longer revoke what you have already signed. From today, you are now Mr. Lust's property." Carnation's heart was torn apart by the news. She traded her freedom and pride for the sake of money. When Carnation's father was admitted to the hospital after being diagnosed with lypmhoma. Their family's small business went bankrupt. Carnation had to drop out of college and work to support her family. In serious depth, she had no choice but to work in Casa de Lujuria, an exclusive nightclub owned by Luca Lindenhurst, a Seven Sins Association member.

MATURE CONTENT! Sabrina was forced to drop out of school and find a job due to poverty. Life dealt her a double blow when her parents died one after the other, and her sibling disappeared. She needed to find work to support herself and save for tuition for the next semester. She ended up applying for an assistant secretary position at one of the country's largest entertainment companies. Her boss was none other than Mr. Jackson Samaniego, dubbed the Devil Incarnate in the business industry. He had a bad temper, was always angry, and she was always on his bad side. But despite this, Sabrina tried to understand her boss, knowing what had happened to his wife, and she was clinging to a lifeline. But what if an event changes the course of their world? Can Sabrina withstand the brunt of his anger? Can she stay by his side and try to mend his broken heart?

WARNING!!! Mature Content /SPG/ R18+ Farah Jimenez was shocked when she witnessed how an unknown woman was killed. The man who killed that woman is none other than Lance Dominguez, a very rich and influential businessman not only in the country but also in whole of Asia. He threatened to kill her family and sell her to the club if she reported what she saw. Even against her will, she agreed when he told her he wanted her to be his bedwarmer in exchange for saving his father's life. She was so afraid of him that she did nothing but to obey his wishes. But as time goes by, she gets to know Lance's true personality. At the same time she also discovered what really happened the night she witnessed the murder. How will Farah accept the truth that will change her life and beliefs forever?