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Nova is a nonbinary teen who recently moved to Brooklyn New York with their Mother and older sister. After catching her husband cheating yet again, their mother files for divorce and moves back into her childhood home in Brooklyn with her Puerto Rican parents. Nova kills off their old Identity as Shawn Jackson to live their truth in their new home and finds new friends and a steamy romantic interest in the city. Aldo Reed is a young musician who recently graduated college with a liberal arts degree, not that it has done him any good. Sure the girls back in college loved the whole angsty musician gig, but now that he's out of school working as a barista in a local coffee shop by day and playing random gigs all over Brooklyn and with luck in Manhattan barely pays the bills let alone bring in real love.He has always been fine with the hook-ups, but yearns to find his true love. maybe he's just a hopeless romantic, that's what his friends all tell him, anyway. Aldo is smitten with the beauty Nova when they come to one of his gigs, yet pursuing Nova could be a challenge due to both age difference and the ambiguity of Nova's gender. What if Nova has a penis? does that make him gay if he is attracted to them?

"This is wrong, we have a deal" I breathed hard as Ezekiel's breathed fanned my neck. "I know you want me Cherie" he nibles at my neck. "We shouldn't be doing this" I muttered. My voice came out throaty. "I can smell your excitement, " "Give in. I want to fill you with my essence" I gasped when he suddenly pulled me on the bed ***** Alessia was cursed when she was just in her mother's womb. A vile witch had cursed Alpha and his future heir as the Alpha has refused to be with her and did not give into her seduction. Despite losing all the three mates, Alessia's heart never left hope. That is until she meets, Alpha Ezekiel. Alpha Ezekiel Lockhart is a broken hearted Alpha who lost his mate within finding her in the first six months after he turned eighteen. His parents thought that perhaps he will have a second chance mate who will help their cold hearted son. But that was not as easy as it seems. Alpha Ezekiel's mate turns out to be none other than Alessia Romano who is cursed. Her mate's tend to die mysterious after the mating is completed. But that won't be the case for Alpha Ezekiel. So, when Alessia finds out about Alpha Ezekiel being her mate, she was not only shocked but also happy because things seems to be working her way. She thought perhaps she have finally found that one mate who wants to be with her genuinely. But things take a drastic turn when Alpha Ezekiel offers her a contract. A cold bloody contract. It is never heard of in the werewolf world.

Selyna: I was adopted, raised by humans but strange things happened after I turned 13. It turns out that I am a witch and my best friend, Ashe is a werewolf. When we move for college everything changes. I meet my coven, start having strange dreams and meet him. He is the surly but undeniably hot future Alpha of the Moonlight Dance pack. We would never work, but how long can I deny this attraction? Damian: I was born Beta but after the Alpha disappeared my father took over. His relentless search for the missing Alpha family often driving me to fits of anger. I have been chasing dead ends for him for over a decade. My father thinks that I was born to lead and that I must have a powerful mate since he believes the true Alpha heir is alive. I don't think I have a mate and just hope for my father's sanity that he is right about the Alpha heir. I have had little more than a passing interest in any female before she came into my life. The little witch moved here for college and she is smokin' hot. I need to forget about her, but how can I when she is all that I can think about?

Akibat mulutnya yang kadang membawa musibah, Resta Damara terpaksa pindah ke divisi keuangan atas perintah Gyan Elvaro Jagland, direktur keuangan dingin dan galak yang disegani para karyawan Blue Jagland. Dan juga demi untuk terbebas dari tuntutan pria itu karena mulutnya sudah membuat Gyan tersinggung. Dirinya yang tidak tahu seluk beluk keuangan itu habis kena omel karena terus melakukan kesalahan. Belum lagi dia harus sering lembur lantaran pekerjaannya tidak pernah beres tepat waktu. Hidupnya makin berantakan sejak bertemu Gyan. Pria menyebalkan itu benar-benar tidak punya peri kemanusiaan. Namun, siapa sangka di tengah kerja kerasnya itu dia malah makin terjerumus masuk ke dalam kehidupan Gyan. Dan entah bagaimana dia kian terbelit ke dalam masalah pria itu. ______ Ini adalah rangkain Pesona Series. Seri Pertama dengan judul Pesona Teman Papa bisa dibaca marathon sampe tamat di Goodnovel ya, Gaes.

Alyra Morena (25 tahun), wanita yang bekerja sebagai staf finansial di sebuah perusahaan multinasional. Dengan kemampuan yang terbatas soal tetek bengek keuangan, membuat dirinya tidak betah bekerja di perusahaan tersebut. Terlebih lagi ia bekerja di bawah tekanan manajernya–Herdy (29 tahun) yang super galak dan menuntut segala kesempurnaan di setiap kerjanya. Beruntungnya, ia bertemu seorang general manager yang selalu menolong bernama Reksa(33 tahun). Dari sini perjalanan cinta gadis yang gemar memasak itu dan sang GM dimulai. Namun, saat cinta tumbuh Reksa malah resign dari perusahaan tanpa Alyra tahu. Di sisi lain, orang tua Alyra berniat menjodohkannya dengan anak teman mereka. Alangkah terkejutnya Lyra ketika tahu siapa yang dijodohkan dengannya itu.

PART 2 OF PERVERTED LITTLE ME SERIES I guess I'm the only one that finds erotica fun. I find myself buried in sex magazines and gradually I stared putting my own down. This is an Erotica Sexual Collection. A complete R18 that will leave you wanting for more. What's more? Mine is paranormal. This is a sequel of my debut erotica collection THE WET DIARY Any semblance to a living or dead is coincidental. First time writing a werewolf book and erotica at that so I might not be that perfect. Sex is delicious and no one in thier perverted mind would say otherwise. Join me in this wild ride with the most talked about creatures called the WEREWOLVES Let's get you wet and make that dick stand. ~ciao.

🔞PART 3 OF PERVERTED LITTLE ME SERIES 🔞 This is for the boys. This is for the girls that love to see a boy and boy in love. This is another edition of the perverted little me that peaks into everyone's daily diary. I can't guarantee you to remain straight after reading this... Because RF came with more hot series for the boys and the biggest pride community. WARNING: GET READY FOR BOTH CONSENSUAL AND NON-CONSENSUAL RIDE. Namaste.

In the shadowy depths of Silverclaw, a secluded town steeped in ancient werewolf lore, Seraphina Nightshade stands poised to inherit her destiny as the next Luna. At 24, Seraphina is the heir to a powerful pack, bound by tradition and prophecy. But as she trains for her ascension, she is haunted by visions that hint at a fate more complex and perilous than she ever imagined. When Draven Thorn, the ruthless Alpha of the rival Blackwood pack, launches a series of attacks designed to destabilize Silverclaw, Seraphina finds herself caught in a web of betrayal and danger. Draven's ambitions threaten not only her pack but the delicate balance of power in the region. As tensions escalate, Seraphina uncovers disturbing truths about her lineage and the prophecy that governs her life. With her closest allies by her side and her own powers awakening, Seraphina must navigate a treacherous path filled with hidden enemies, ancient curses, and shocking revelations. As she delves deeper into the prophecy, she discovers that the true threat may lie not in the rival pack but in a dark force lurking in the shadows. In The Luna’s Ascension alliances are tested, secrets are unveiled, and the fate of Silverclaw hangs in the balance. Will Seraphina embrace her destiny and rise to the challenge, or will the weight of the prophecy and the schemes of her enemies lead to the pack’s downfall?

"Sejak ayahmu menerima uangku, kamu memang sudah menjadi milikku, Serena." Lantaran kasihan, Max Evans terpaksa menerima tawaran untuk membeli seorang gadis remaja yang bukan tipenya. Namun karena usianya yang masih remaja, Max hanya menjadikannya sebagai seorang pelayan. Tapi siapa sangka seiring waktu berjalan, gadis bernama Serena itu mampu memikat hatinya. Bahkan Max tak segan memberinya pendidikan tinggi. Namun, Max sadar dia harus bisa mengendalikan diri karena perbedaan usia yang terlalu jauh. Hanya saja tiap kali menghindari Serena, selalu saja terjadi sesuatu yang membuat mereka semakin dekat.

Setelah bertahun-tahun terjebak dalam hubungan kakak-adik zone, akhirnya Ola berhasil mendapatkan hati Bumi—salah satu anak asuh Daniel, papinya. Hanya saja Ola harus terima syarat dari Bumi untuk merahasiakan hubungan mereka. Lantaran Bumi takut mengecewakan Daniel. Masalah muncul ketika tiba-tiba Daniel berniat mencarikan Bumi jodoh. Kabar itu jelas membuat Ola uring-uringan. "Kak Bumi itu punya kurap dan panu di bokongnya. Mbak yakin mau dijodohin sama dia?"