Facefart Novels & Stories

that's what happens when you haven't been laid in months. - sexual frustration. "Don't forget your present." I handed him the box. "Keep it." He said with a solemn expression. "Give it to your fiancée or donate to an orphanage or something..." I suggested trying to forget everything that had just happened. "You wound me, Raina." He faked being heartbroken. "Whatever Angelo, FYI your acting skills are non-existent." I said walking him towards the door. "I will be sure to practice Ma'am." He said sarcastically.

He spoke up again, "Hey, it's okay, you know. I can understand you must be going through tough times to behave like that. So, you don't have to be like this." With his words, I turned to him after a few moments. There was no humor or something in his eyes but just warmth as he smiled at me. For some reason, my embarrassment was fading away and I tried to smile back, "Thank you." "That's better." He said as he settled on the chair at my desk, "Anyways, I am Tristan Hoult." He held out his hand for a handshake. I went through an inner battle to reach for it and at last did, "Eden McBride."

The best part about her close friend Marvina was, she will always do her best to make her laugh even if she had to lower her image to act stupid. "Well, you should be honoured because I showed this hideous face to you. My boyfriend will get a heart attack if he sees me making that face." Said Marvina while muffling her laughter. "Make that face again, I want to take a video of it and show it to your boyfriend," Jennet said while laughing. "Hey!" Marvina growled at her and smiled. "Let's just finish eating all this and head home." She changed the topic. Jennet snickered at her friend. "Make that hideous-looking face again." She pleaded to her.

I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen Well, that's pretty okay with me, she also needs to make a way for the both of us, she's the one who ate a lot "Oh ma'am, does my face look like a baby face?" Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahayahahahahahahahahahaha crazy When he said that, he made a baby face, or he seemed to be cute hahahahahahaha how can I explain what he did? Hahahahahahaha he really looks st*pid when he did that

*frown* What is she doing, why did she have to take off her mask in front of so many men, I can see them drooling from here, didn't I want her to take it off from the beginning, why am I mad about it now... "Earth to Claus" *waves hand in the air* "What do you want , get lost" "How can you say that to your dear friend?" *fake sad voice and face* "You really hurt my feelings, you know that?"

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An intense heat took over my cheeks as I tried to figure out what to do. Then water engulfed my face and I squealed in surprise. A soft chuckle drew my stinging eyes up to Armani's amused expression. He raised a hand to splash me again, but I quickly slapped out at the surface and sent a wave over him, instead. To avoid a return strike, I dove, turning away so I wouldn't see anything I didn't want to. I popped back up about a metre away from him. "That was a good move," he complimented, "but you forget one thing."

I pouted, attempting to scowl at Julian, but my grin betrayed me. Julian chuckled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "You're acting like a child," he teased. "How will I introduce you to my family with that behavior?" I rolled my eyes, pretending to be annoyed. "I can act two-faced, you know?" I retorted, planting my hands on my hips. "Not only you can do that. I can face them with a serious expression, and I can also face them like this—" I gestured to my current pose, "—whichever they prefer me to be."

"Who are you—" Halfway through my speech, she slapped me on the face, causing my face to turn to the side. My cheeks swelled immediately. Before I could react, the vicious woman grabbed my hair, forcing me to look up at her. She hissed, "Are you that woman who seduced my husband?" Slapping me again, she taunted me. "Sure. You're quite pretty. But you made the wrong move to seduce the husband of Tara Jameson!" Tara Jameson? I searched my mind for the name, but it did not ring a bell.

Since they shared the same bed, Red’s movements always woke Blue. Red grabbed a marker and drew a fake mole near his left eye, matching Blue’s mole. “Wow! You look like a hardf*cker now, Red,” Blue teased with a grin. “Hardf*cker, your face!” Red retorted, mimicking Blue’s tone. “You really look like me now. But... you can’t fully be me unless you dance to ‘Twerk it Like Miley’ like I did in that scandal.” “Gross! I could never. Over my dead body,” Red replied as he walked out of the room.