Facepalm Funny Novels & Stories

Dumb face: but you're really not behind me, people only say that when they are behind you. I chuckle, he's kinda right. Me: go away Aaron. Dumb face: ok seriously where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere. I smile, he's sweet. Really sweet. Impossibly sweet. Literally sweet. Me: I won't tell. Dumb face: I'm groaning. I'm groaning so loud people think I'm ejaculating. Oh my gosh...gross. Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location?

Ambrose’s critical worried facial expression quickly changed to a breath of relief. “You have to chill, my man.” I huffed still chuckling from the act that I made. I don’t even know what’s funny when it’s pretty much obvious that what I did was a bad joke. A horrible one. Especially when it’s Ambrose that I’m trying to prank. He was quick to result to a violent reaction which shouldn’t be the case. If it was someone else, they wouldn’t even go as far as punching the wall as they blamed themselves. “Fuck you.” Ambrose cursed out and was already beginning to smile.

This proud receptionist held her head high expecting an apology but got the middle finger in return. The expression on Ann’s face was a mixture of pure shock and horror. She felt so humiliated words were hard to make out. Maria took the chance to photograph her reaction and uploads it straight to F******k and her I*******m, tagging it ‘the fuck face' for her million followers to criticize. “How dare you!” Ann yelled and jolts out of her chair enraged. Maria happily jogs to the elevator before Ann could reach her. She squeezes through the narrow opening as the doors close then waved at Ann to mock her efforts.

he said, and before I knew it, he rushed forward, hit his leg on the log, and stumbled to the ground, smacking his buttocks just like I did. “Fuck! Why is nothing working according to what I want?” he winced, mimicking me. His reaction got me so much that I burst into laughter before I could stop myself. “Oh my goddess! What is this? What are you doing?” “Gosh! Who the hell kept this here?” he yelled, standing and rubbing his buttock. “Stop that. I didn’t make such an ugly expression,” I muttered between laughter, pointing at his face. “Oh! Maybe I didn’t make the face right,” he said, then began changing his facial expressions one after another.

“Well, at least I’m not a gay like you.” “W-What did you say?! Who’s gay?!!” “I will turn on the camera now. Just don’t say anything about my messy room, okay?” “I know you don’t know how to clean anyway.” I turned on the camera and the bastard automatically laughed after seeing my face. “Nerdy! Hahaha! What the hell is the problem with your face?! Did you cry?! Hahaha! You look like a swollen panda! Hahaha!” “And you look like a golden retriever puppy with that yellow shirt you’re wearing.”

"Show me." And he did. Francis watched as his friend stared at the picture on his phone. His first expression was blank. He could not tell what he was thinking. Then, there was confusion before he started laughing. "What's wrong? Why are you suddenly laughing? Were you aware of this?" "What! No," Jeff said amidst laughter. He tried to stifle his laugh but failed successfully, so he laughed a little bit more before being able to suppress the urge to continue. "But we both know that it was photoshopped. Karen would never… I repeat… would never do that. Come on, an old man? That was a terrible joke, buddy."

I heard the sounds of forks hitting plates, looked up to see everyone staring at me with surprised expressions. "What now?" I demanded. One man spoke up saying that I usually just give a grimace as a smile, but I smiled a real smile today. He stopped talking and they all looked at me with fear, watching my reaction. I burst out laughing and they all joined me, relaxing when they realized I wasn't going to reprimand them.

*frown* What is she doing, why did she have to take off her mask in front of so many men, I can see them drooling from here, didn't I want her to take it off from the beginning, why am I mad about it now... "Earth to Claus" *waves hand in the air* "What do you want , get lost" "How can you say that to your dear friend?" *fake sad voice and face* "You really hurt my feelings, you know that?"

His face had gone a bright red as he excitedly clenched his fists. Suddenly, he burst into a fit of laughter, as if he had recalled something unbearably hilarious. “Speaking of which, I witnessed the funniest thing today. There was this poor numbskull who was posing as the chairman. He even told me to p*ss off, haha!” Both his manager and personal assistant followed up on his laughter, finding it hysterically outrageous, However, what they failed to realize was the sudden change in James’ facial expression. “Where’s this young man you’re referring to?” asked James lowly, raising his brows.

Cam, why are you still talking to her? "You two have been engaged since childhood. How can you not recognize your own fiancée?" Just then, Nevaeh stepped forward. She gently took Camden's arm, and spoke in a considerate tone, "It's fine, Cam. "Maybe Mag is causing a scene today because she's just upset about her father being released from prison. Let her have her way. A few insults directed at me don't matter." A flicker of distress appeared in Camden's eyes. He held Nevaeh's hand tightly without hesitation, and said, "Nev, what are you talking about? You're the one I care about. How could I ever help anyone else over you?"