Face Fart Novels & Stories

Zen says as he straightens, his voice strained by holding back laughter “It’s pronounced fa-tious. Not face-tious.” “Don’t laugh!” I give him a look, slamming the book shut “Of course I don’t know how it’s pronounced! I’ve never heard it before!” “I’m not laughing,” Zen says, amusement in his voice “Facetious means frivolous.” “I’ll never ask you anything again,” I grumble, turning away from him “Forgive me,” From my periphery, I see Zen evens out his expression “I was just caught off guard.” “You just enjoy teasing me, don’t you?” I give him a side look

He just sighs and grabs my waist without touching my stitches and slowly guide me in walking step by step. We roam the whole room for 5minutes until I feel uncomfortable on my stomach area, a tell-tale sign that I am going pass a gas. I want to stop it, but I know I need it to let it go so without further ado I let it out. You know when you decide to fart there is a 50% chance that it will just be quiet, and no one will ever know that you farted unless they can smell it, well folks I am in the other 50% tile. I farted as If I haven't farted for a week. Yup. At this point I should just buy a mask and wear it 24/7 because I have no dignity left. I just farted in a room with my boss in it. I th

I could only gawked at him in confusion, wondering what the fuck was going on. "Oh, god he should have seen your face," he pointed at my face as he guffawed. Shit! he was playing with me! I can't believe he got me this good. I was so embarrassed that 'I feel for his joke. Damn it was hot. I tried to cover my embarrassment. "You fucker!" I yelled searching for something to throw at his laughing ass. My hand found the napkin he left behind so I threw it at him. "I can believe you tried to pull a fast one over me," I smiled at him, shaking my head at this new playful side of him.

And then a loud and long sound cuts through the air. My eyes snapped up, and locked with Kieran's. His face slowly turned pale. I slowly closed my eyes, praying for the ground to swallow me up. I can't believe I farted.

He had one side of his headphones off, probably so he could listen to see if Rick cursed again. I giggle and Valentine sighs, glaring at Farak, who hurriedly scrambles from the room. How come when Valentine glares at him, he runs, but when I do it, he laughs? “Sucking face is a way of saying kissing, Marvel,” Valentine tells him, giving him a very straight-to-the-point, boring answer. “Oh.” He thinks for several seconds. “I suck face with Miss Carli earlier when she says bye to me,” he states, making me sputter my lips and snort with laughter.

Me on the other hand was enjoying watching them stumbling around and I feel sorry for them when they stand up with a headache tomorrow. Since I wasn’t playing twister with them I was in charge of spinning the spinner and calling out the colour and body part it landed on. At this point Liyna’s face was directly behind Elena butt. And they couldn't stop laughing at the positions they were in. And surprise surprise Elena let out a fart right into Liyana face and mouth. I knew that something would happen if they kept laughing so much. Tears started to come out of my eyes from how hard I was laughing. I was bent over holding onto my stomach because it started to hurt from all the laughing.

She didn't know that he had a deep dimple on the left side of his cheek! "I didn't know that you knew how to laugh!" Jasmine commented. "Hahaha!" Colton's laugh went slow, " Thanks to you, you made me laugh effortlessly," he replied. He laughed when he saw how her expression had changed earlier! Her face was as red as a tomato when she was suppressing her anger! Jasmine raised her brows, "Why?" "Does my face look funny?" she asked as she put her hand on her waist. Colton curled up his lips, lowered his body to level with Jasmine, and pinched her cheek, "I find you funny when you're trying to be cool when you're angry," he said, still, a smile plastered on his face.

I shouted firmly. I'm sure my facial expression is already tense and turning red. Lesley laughed, seeing me panic like this "hahahahah, look at your face," Lesley sneered at me. She even laughed repeatedly, seeing my face. I turned my eyes lazily, "oh Lesley, you really helped me," I grumbled. Lesley keeps on laughing, making me even more annoyed "What's wrong with my face?" I protested again. Lesley held her stomach because she laughed "oh my God, that's the funniest face I've ever seen from you" Lesley laughed increasingly, mocking me.

he stopped and started laughing so hard that he was now clutching his stomach and struggling to keep up with his breathing. "Em pukes all over Cain's face non- stop like bwaa bwaa bwaa, so yuuck. While the other dude trips on Em's vomit while trying to help her. It was so gross but at the same time so exciting to watch. I'm telling you if I posted this on F******k daamn I would be famous!" Ace said finally wiping the sweat that had formed on his forehead after 'greatly telling a story'

Her eyes suddenly turned to mischief , she smirked before clearing her throat and lifted her hand. " Miss, Lily just farted!" She spoke up. Everyone looked at me laughing. Feeling embarrassed I tried to form words in my mouth. " No I didn't!" I yelled mortified. "Yes you did! You even still smell of it!" She yelled back making everyone laugh harder. "What! No I don't. " I stuttered embarrassingly. I didnt fart but it was humiliating when everyone pointed it out like it was true, not to mention the stares of mockery I was receiving.