The Reaper's Harem: My Monster Mates
"Payment received, handsome."
Next, I scrape my throat, producing the gruff, gravelly growl of a fifty-year-old mafia enforcer. "Pleasure doing business with ya, kid." Finally, my normal, cheerful voice. "DoomDash, always at your service!"
I hit send.
On my back, Arlo slowly lifts his head, looking completely traumatized. He stares at the back of my bob haircut in sheer horror. "Are...are you wearing a voice changer?"
"Nope. Just raw talent, Darling," I say, slipping back into the creepy Loli tone before coughing to reset. "Free sample for a repeat customer. Hit me up if you ever need to hire a fake girlfriend or a fake professor."
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