Breaking free from a fake marriage feels like untangling yourself from a badly written rom-com plot—except it’s your life, and there’s no soundtrack to make it bearable. First, I’d say confront the reality head-on: if he’s more cardboard cutout than partner, it’s time to stop pretending. Gather proof of the fakery—whether it’s emotional absence, lies, or just the eerie sense you’re married to a stranger—and use it to fuel your exit strategy. Legal advice might sound dry, but it’s your best ally here; even if the marriage was a performance, paperwork doesn’t care.
Then, the fun part: reclaiming your narrative. Dive into stuff like 'Gone Girl' (irony intended) or 'The Last Mrs. Parrish' for catharsis, or binge 'Dead to Me' to laugh at the absurdity of pretending. Surround yourself with friends who’ll remind you who you were before the charade. And hey, treat yourself to something wildly you—a solo trip, a ridiculous hobby, or just a weekend in pajamas watching trashy TV. The goal isn’t just to leave him but to rediscover the person he never really knew.