Love at First Hiss
A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door.
I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in.
[The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!]
[He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!]
[Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.]
The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands.
It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils.
I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief.
Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.