Flirty Comebacks Novels & Stories

Get back to business. ‎ ‎"please." ‎ ‎Felicia twisted her lips, shooting bitter glares at me as she moved away. ‎ ‎"That's right! Bye Felicia!"I shot right back at her. ‎ ‎ ‎"That?..... No way..." Emory's eyes lit up, as chuckled heartedly. ‎ ‎"so...what was that about?..." he clasped his hands around mine saying. ‎ ‎"Naah, it's nothing." I stretched a smile. ‎

Me: Yes, because we're not close. Ramil: We were close last weekend in Cavite, right? (laugh emoji) Me: I had no choice back then. Could you not act like we're close? Ramil: So, you're only replying to me now because you have no choice? Me: I'm bored. Ramil: I hope you're bored every day (blushing smiley emoji) Both my cheeks warmed up like the emoji Ramil used. Me: Hey, Ramil. Stop being flirty. Find another girl to bother.

Doesn't mind what she eats cause she's flirting. "Don't be so mad. That really won't go on." She said, referring to me, having sex. "It will!" I shouted and walked to the bathroom, she followed me. "You got soaking wet?" she asked. "A bit." "Is he good?" "Didn't experienced it yet." "So you'll do it?" "Was planning." "A miracle." She said then laughed. "Then you disturbed!" I screamed annoyed then pinched her. "Oh, sorry. There's still next time. For a thrill. A clip hanger, like that." Said the flirt. I left her there and washed myself.

“ You look so good to be real , I told my boss , I got the perfect girl for him and he thought that I was joking but now he can see that I am not joking when I said that I got the best girl for him . “ Thank you Aidan , all your compliments make me blush , but I wonder if that proud peacock look is ever going to compliment me because in his eyes , I look as ugly as ever . I thought I heard Aidan chuckle but when I raised up my head it was Fred who was standing behind him . I didn’t know the next word to say and I am pretty sure that he must have heard that and it was the real reason why he had chuckled . “ I never said you were ugly Valerie , only said that you are not my type of girl .

Then, she began to throw in her lines. There was part of the scene where a co-worker tried to flirt with her. Carla yawned. She exaggerated it, just like Charlotte taught her. Her nose even flared as she did it. In response to the stand-in actor, Carla said, "Sorry, Mister forgettable, but you are not my type." She turned to Maria Petrov and winked at her. With a flirtatious smile, she added, "She is!"

It was fatso and he wanted me back at work. I groaned as we finished speaking “Well I have to go now. Looks like things got to spicy for the pepper!” we said in unison “Wow. I hate to cut this short. It’s work” I sighed “I’ll see you later then” She winked as she walked away I laughed as I walked away, dumping the mat in a garbage can >>End of flashback<< “You’re such a devil!” Ray shouted “Right??” I smirked

"Your friend is in an embarrassing dilemma and all you could do is laugh?" "Yeah." She inhaled and exhaled to bring back her posture, "I warned you that such will happen if you didn't stop your habit of flirting with every handsome human with a third leg." "Your warning wasn't loud enough miss!" "Ah Candice, you are one funny human. Now tell me, which embarrassing flirtatious sentences did you pour on the man?" "The first one-" "Oh man, it wasn't even one. Where were you?" "The elevator." I brought back my hands to my face, which is burning from the memory that keeps replaying itself.

A man's flirtatious yet hoarse voice rang out. "Then, Mister Shelby, do you think I'm beautiful?" "You're exceptionally beautiful." "Compared to your ex?" "You're much more beautiful." "You sure know how to make me happy." "How is this making you happy?" The man laughed even more flirtatiously. Lucy's voice turned coquettish. "Mister Shelby, don't do that. You'll ruin my gown." "Why are you worried if it's ruined? I'll pay you back with another one."

"You're the girl who said I was batshit bonkers." "I feel like context is really important here," I replied. I wondered if my smile could've gotten any bigger. "Just don't forget when I called you crazy, I was also calling you hot." I knew I was being more forward with my flirting this time around, but she'd unknowingly taken up a lot of my thoughts since I first saw her.

Definitely not slam him with your witty comebacks. With that thought buzzing through my head, I slapped on a smile so sugary sweet it could probably cause cavities and batted my eyelashes at him, or at least I tried to pull off that cute eye-flutter. I mean, god, it probably looked more pathetic than alluring.