Flirtatious Comebacks Novels & Stories

“I’m not entertaining this discussion further!” Drefan hums a laugh through his crooked nose. “Oh, my dear minx. I know flattery will never win you over, for you’re far too wild for that,” he purrs, far too excitedly for my taste. “And might I add, that’s exactly how I prefer it.” His mischievous sneer grows. He’s quite the bold, cocky bat today. “Oh, just scram! And while you’re at it, fuck yourself, you clearly need it,” I cackle defiantly.

He flirtatiously spoke. "I don't want you. Go back into your little party." I replied "Why! I just wanted to apologize on behalf of my friend even though I wasn't there but that aside, so you know that you are so beautiful like the morning sun?" He asked, looking at me. I huffed," that your pickup line wouldn't work on me. I meant you have chic's. Why come here to make my life miserable with your miserable pickup line," I sarcastically retorted.

“You were jealous.” “I was not!” He flashed me a knowing smile. “You were.” I huffed, crossing my arms. “I just thought you were being rude.” “Mm,” he murmured, leaning forward on his elbows again. “But if I’d flirted back, you’d be even angrier.” My cheeks flamed. “Whatever, you're unbelievable, ugh.” “You're smiling,” he said, that infuriating grin deepening. “I am not smiling.” He pointed a finger lazily. “You’re doing it right now.”

“What’s with that look? What did I do now?” “What did I tell you about flirting?” Adrian asked. “That I’m not allowed to flirt with you,” I replied. He stared at me. “Add customers to that list. You’re not allowed to flirt with customers either.” “But I don’t flirt with customers,” I argued. “And what exactly were you doing earlier with that guy?” he asked, his jaw tight. “Oh, that?” I shrugged. “It was nothing. A fine girl saw a fine man and told the fine man he was fine. That’s all.”

Me: Yes, because we're not close. Ramil: We were close last weekend in Cavite, right? (laugh emoji) Me: I had no choice back then. Could you not act like we're close? Ramil: So, you're only replying to me now because you have no choice? Me: I'm bored. Ramil: I hope you're bored every day (blushing smiley emoji) Both my cheeks warmed up like the emoji Ramil used. Me: Hey, Ramil. Stop being flirty. Find another girl to bother.

he smirked . I dropped the photo on my Twitter account and returned my phone back in my pocket. Some girls walked towards my direction as they saw me, they giggled . "Hey..."one of them drawed out in a flirting manner . "Hey" I winked at her. She walked seductively towards me and smiled . "I'm..." "You don't have to tell me your name . Looking at you right now tells it all , your name is beauty "I flattered and she blushed really hard.

she said laughing a bit. “It’s kind of hard to not have the job when my friend is the CEO” he winked and she blushed. She has FUCKING BLUSHED. What the hell? They’re flirting right in front of me and I am going to burn from anger. “Stop flirting with my assistant and get going. Didn’t you say that you have to go?” I asked harshly. “Well, it’s a little bit hard not to flirt with the assistant when the assistant is cute” he said. “Anyways, I really have to go now. Bye Sarah” he said heading to the door. “Bye Fred” she said laughing while Fred went out.

I laughed again, “If I don't like you. How could I want to be kissed by you? You are so flirtatious!” "Girlish? Why do you say I'm a flirt? It's obvious you asked me to do it indirectly. You even tried to peek at me showering in the bathroom earlier. And you're also trying to make me change clothes in front of you. Isn't it obvious that the flirt here is you? You flirty brat!”

“Run into a strange woman on the sidewalk and want to make her smile? Flatter her with flirty, sexy talk. Want to charm an old grandma? Flirt with her too. Want to intimidate someone or make them uncomfortable? Bring up sex. Need to distract someone from a serious issue? Throw out more sex talk. It is literally the only reaction you have in your arsenal of comebacks, isn’t it?” “Well, strangling you sounds pretty appealing to me at the moment,” I muttered, beyond disgusted that my plan wasn’t working, “if you need me to branch out on my proclivities.” “No,” she murmured softly and shook her head sympathetically, as if she felt sorry for me. “You’re not going to hurt me. You’re not going to h

His eyes burned into mine, and for a moment I forgot how to breathe. “What the hell were you doing back there, Vivienne?” He let out again. He was obviously riled up that I was giving him an attitude now of all times but that was what made it all the more worth it. “I've tried to be caring towards you, but that times up. ” “I was having fun.” I shrugged, my chin tilting higher. “Or is that illegal now?” “Flirting with my men?” His jaw flexed. “Letting them hand you drinks? You think that’s smart?”