Flirty Comebacks Novels & Stories

"Yes. I've been hit many times." Her expression fell. She shook her head. "I'm going to kill those idiots in the Valley. Hit on is a term used when someone flirts with you. Tries to get in your pants. Take you to bed. Play doctor. Hide the salami. Get your freak on. Bump uglies." She raised her brows. I shook my head. "No. No one has ever flirted with me before." I tipped my head to the side. "At least not that I know of. Only my men have ever said they wanted to bed me. The others just took what they wanted from me."

I questioned, putting my hand on my waist. "Flirty!" She said as she exited the room, and I followed suit. I sighed at her, "Flirty? Me?! Maybe you!" She confronted me, saying, "You're the one who's flirting, I'm not!" "You're the one who said flirty-ouch!! You're turning back into a vampire lady!" I screamed angrily when she bit my hand.

She pointed at his mouth. "Where? My mouth?" "Haha! Yes. Let's start with your mouth. How about, you stop stuttering when you talk. Haha!" "Jeez! Hahaha!" What was so funny about that? This was low-key, her flirting with him! I can't stand this girl anymore! "Ok Amy, you're funny!" No she is not. Stop lying on her face. You know she is flirting with you! "Well thank you. I'll take that as a compliment."

Eventually, the temptation was too much and I grabbed it, opening up our past chat, which hadn’t had any new messages for a very, VERY long time, and text him a quick and simple; Hey Then I just sat there and waited. A couple of minutes passed, but I got a reply; Hey, how are you doing? You never messaged me to say you got home safe I couldn’t help but smile. Sorry, I crashed as soon as I got home and then had some family time. But, I’m home and I’m safe. Better? :p I bit my lip, feeling slightly nervous. It wasn’t even flirting, more just playful, but still, It gave me butterflies.

“That’s a truckload.” “Maybe after we eat, we can-” “No. It’s fine. Let’s talk while eating.” “Isn’t that like bad table manners?” “Fuck table manners when I have you seated in front of me.” “Oh God.” I felt… what’s it called? Fanny flutters? Yeah. That. “You are a flirt.” “Funny,” he briefly stood up halfway to adjust my plate, “I am usually not one. When I’m with you, it comes naturally.”

Mischief sparked in my mind as I replied, "Ah, I see! So, 'dancing' is when I turn the dance floor into my personal stage, leaving the audience begging for an encore?" His laughter rumbled deep in his chest. "Exactly! You catch on fast, don't you?" I grinned, "Well when the teacher is as captivating as you, I can't help but be a quick learner." He seemed impressed by my ability to flirt right back, "Damn, gorgeous, you're like a wildfire." I laughed and looked into his eyes, blinking up at him innocently, "You say that like you're not enjoying the heat." His eyes sparkled with mischief as he replied, "Oh, I'm enjoying it, alright. But tell me, is this the hottest you can get, or do you have

My phone rang immediately and it was a call from Drake, “Hi dear, sorry for troubling you with my call, I was just curious to know if you are still coming this evening.” “You don’t have to be sorry and yes I am coming, you know I normally keep my word, so tell me how has your day been?” “Well it has been hectic, had so many meetings, this and that but I believe meeting you will make it better.” “Are you flirting with me now?” I inquired. “Hey no but it's okay if you think of it as a flirt, I guess I need to work on more lines later.” He replied and it made me laugh out so loud.

This is just a chat. Me: In case I forgot to say, you looked incredibly gorgeous tonight. Easy-peasy. This is flirting 101. Always compliment their appearance, and you will captivate them. My phone chimed. Anaya: Um... Thank you very much. You looked gorgeous, too. Did she just call me gorgeous? I chuckled as I shook my head. She is so awkward. Me: You’re terrible at this, aren’t you? Haha. Anaya: Hey, at least I am trying, and stop making fun of me.

She was actually flirting with him. It didn't go unnoticed on his part as he looked at her with a small smile. “I see you have started flirting back. Well what can i say i am not sure how to feel about the work but i am not complaining. Now how about you tell me the real reason?” He said to her. “Well I don't know. It just feels different when I get down and dirty. It feels more fufilling”. He said to her and she blushed when she realizEd how that came out. “Well then fine let's get down and dirty. He said to her with a wink.

"Weird?" "Flirty," Lucy said, "That's not cool. You can't just, like, pick up my best friend, OK?" "I kind of feel like she was being flirty with me," I said. "Whatever," Lucy said, putting her cup down forcefully. "It's not OK so don't do it."