Flirty Jokes Novels & Stories

“If your future wife disobeys… will you punish her in private or make it a public lesson?” Everyone burst into a ridiculous high pitched laughter that sounded forced. I nearly choked on my drink. What the hell? He chuckled lowly, raising his brow. “That depends… on how creative her disobedience is.” More laughter. Flirty eyes thrown at him. Fake smiles. Like hyenas begging to be devoured. I didn’t get what was funny. I really didn’t. I forced a smile, sipped water, and counted the exits.

I was about to hit him, but stopped seeing Jiya smiling at him, and I frowned not at all feeling well. “I will definitely work for you, Sir when you start looking for brains in the secretary than anything else.” She said, and I coughed to stop myself from laughing but other clients couldn’t stop and burst out laughing. “We will give you a call.” They said after controlling their laughter and walked outside. “I am proud of you Mrs.Mehra.” I said side hugging her. “Someone will see.” She said, pushing away and added, “He deserved that. Normal, healthy flirting is okay, but creepy looks and creepy flirting is a no no.”

"I thought that was what you did with all the ladies. You know, flirting being akin to breathing for you." "I am a flirt. I don't deny that. But I don't make women dinner, or breakfast. I smile. We fuck. I leave." "Ooh, now that sounds fun. So once we fuck," she repeated crudely, "you'll leave." "No. I'm not going anywhere, baby. It's not the same with you." "And why would I believe that?"

And this left me giggling at my girl. But then he took his palm and rolled her over and now she was near his ear, and fist was about to release on his cheekbones, "And I have an experience of 11 years in flirting. So be ready, " He said to her with his sarcastic smile to. As she looked at him passing him with a disgusting smile. Which was depicting Fuck Off in her smile. Her smile, is enough for any man to fall. For her. If I go back, i haven seen much of her smiles. Apart from smirk.

If she can see me fuck a whore and still be cool about it. "Fine, if you say so" he shrugged. "So what are you gonna do, get flirty with her?" He asked jokingly, his eyes going to the ground before it slowly came up to me when he realizes that's what I want to do. "You must be kidding me" he mumbles.

He eyed the gorgeous ladies one by one to memorize their beautiful faces. ‘They’re new customers in here, I need to entertain and satisfy them to their liking.’ He thought to himself as he was planning to follow their requests whatever it is. “That’s exactly me..!” Florr waved her slender hand and answered flirtatiously giving the manager her most alluring smile. Florr’s five friends were left dumbfounded by her response. They never imagined that Florrabelle Valdez, the notorious in the field of law and the most serious among of them could act naturally flirtatious.

Flirty jokes are a shockingly integral aspect of our friendship. "I hate you both." I turn on my heel and start walking back to the room and behind me I hear them trying to hold in their laughter. The jokes don't bother me, they never have, they usually just make me laugh and roll my eyes. Plus, my best friend, with his dark hair and green eyes, is definitely not hard to look at.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

"He is the one. And who are those people that are with him.? Another one asked. Eric took that time as his perfect opportunity to flirt with me. He leaned in closer and whispered into my ears. "I'm sure you can hear them calling my attention, just so you know that I'm a man of the ladies. Do you know how lucky you will be when you are with me?" He stepped back as he placed a wide flirtatious smirk on his face. I shook my head as he hastened my steps. He did the same and caught up with me. "Stop with your silly jokes, I can never take you seriously, Eric." I blurted out leaving him slightly embarrassed.

“I flirt with you all the time, why is this a surprise?” He asked her and she laughed, ‘toppling from laughter’ kind of situation. “Did I tell a joke?” “Yeah! A funny one and I want you to stop unless i woukd pee my pants,” she replied and he frowned, looking over at her. “Are you saying I don’t flirt with you?”