Foolish Age Novels & Stories

Not long after I entered the washroom, I heard footsteps entering before hearing Cecilia's voice. "I told you: she isn't fooled at all! What do you want me to do? If you don't have money, just go borrow it. That stupid girl is a careful one, always so cautious about me. She's not getting duped at all!" 'Stupid girl'? Was Cecilia talking about me? I quickly took out my phone as I heard her say softly in the next cubicle, "I know, I'll find another chance later. That Stacey looks dumb enough, so we'll target her. My child will definitely be worth more than a hundred fifty thousand dollars!"

Instead of driving back home I made a stop at another place. My other house that even my wife Eleanor had no idea of. Somewhere, I get to spend my time with young girls that are not eighteen years old to avoid fingers pointing at me. 16 year olds are as good as eighteen in my dictionary. The younger they are. The tighter the hole. Margaret was still confused about whatever that was going on in her body to care about our location. "So what do you think of the drink, Maggie?"

"There they are! That shameless pair! They hurt Rick and still dare to hold a funeral here? Hypocrites!" When they saw me, it was like they'd found their target. Anything they could throw came flying my way. "This is all your fault! You set him up!" Hard, cold objects slammed into my body. I tried to stop them, but a man lunged forward and shoved me hard to the ground. In the chaos, a heavy candlestick crashed against my head. My vision went black, and I passed out. In less than ten minutes, the enraged "fans" had reduced the funeral hall to rubble.

Paige laughed, "all the best.. you'll need it." "Fuck you.." "You do that pretty well Lin..." We stayed looking at each other like that and Paige laughed, "fuck you're fucked. So have you guys ever like fucked...?" I scratched my head, "now no.. but umm... four years ago yeah..." "Shit Lin.. four years ago you were.. 21, 20, 19, 18 holly dick.. seventeen..." I laughed, "it's so funny how you say dick but don't even want it inside you.."

I winked. "Strongest what? Who is the werewolf who can't transform into a wolf at the age of 18 already?" I clenched my fist upon hearing her words. "Who is a ten thousand-year-old fairy who shamelessly argues against an 18-year-old beautiful girl again?" "Oh wow! How dare you use your age as an excuse for your impudent ways? Are you saying that you're inferior to me now and I should give in for you, little infant?" "Hahaha! Hey, fairy grandma. Who's inferior!? You're really shameless! Hahaha! I just reminded you of your age and that you've never won an argument against me since the first day we met, and you'll never win your whole life against me." I smirked.

Zhou Fu waved his left hand while his right hand was already gripping the base of the youngest swordsman's neck. “Are you a time traveler?” The youngest glared at Zhou Fu. “Tell me your real age! I can accept my defeat if you tell me your true age!” asked the youngest who at that time was quite sure that the age of the enemy must have been thousands of years. “Hmmm… I forgot the date a bit since I left my island. Ah, maybe sixteen or seventeen. What's clear… I left the island when I was ehmm…”

“My God, I don't think I've played that game since college, and frankly I'd like to keep it that way because some memories should remain buried.” “Perfect,” Maddie declared, pointing at him as though he'd accidentally strengthened her argument. “The greatest tragedy of adulthood is that everyone eventually convinces themselves they've become mature, emotionally evolved, and far too sophisticated for bad decisions, when in reality most people desperately need to do something stupid every once in a while for the sake of their mental health.”

Blair said curtly, “You think your secret’s tucked away nicely, but I’ve known for years now. I’m not young, and you’re getting old, you fool.” The Fowlers’ dark secret could destroy them when exposed.

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

The bubbly little girl, Angela, said sweetly. Fifty?!!!! As in five and zero?!! This little girl before me is freaking fifty years old?!!! Heaven!!!!!!!! "You must be kidding right???" "Why should I be kidding you?? I'm telling you the truth. Cross my heart.." 'Hahaha! Funny. Why are you even taking the words of a child to face value...' Audrey slapped her forehead as she laughed at her own foolishness. Most probably the child does not even know how old she really was and she was just blurting out random numbers.