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Zara Thomas is 23, broke, exhausted, and desperate. A waitress clinging to dead-end shifts and shattered dreams, her world collapses further when her mother is diagnosed with cancer.and the bills are more than she could ever afford. Out of options, out of time, and out of hope, Zara does the unthinkable: she sells one night of herself for money. She walks into a luxury hotel suite expecting shame. she meets Alexander Sterling a dangerously magnetic billionaire who strips her down with his eyes and undoes her with a single touch. One night. No names. No emotions. Just survival. Until fate twists cruelly. A week later, she lands a dream job… as his personal secretary. He’s cold, commanding, and acts like she’s invisible. But his gaze lingers. His touch remembers. And so does hers. What begins as tension spirals into a relationship laced with passion, pain, and everything neither of them expected. But just as Zara starts to believe in something more, a ghost from his past returns, lines blur between duty, desire, and something deeper, past secrets begin to surface, and one devastating truth could change everything. Will love be enough to rebuild the empire they lost or will the weight of their past destroy everything they almost had?

Blurb "You’re mine, even if I have to ruin the world to keep you." **** Alicia’s life as an Omega has always been one of suffering—mocked, abused, and treated as less than nothing by her Pack. But when her parents are captured and executed by the merciless Alpha Caspian, her world shatters completely. In a cruel twist of fate, she is sold at a slave auction—only to be purchased by the very man who destroyed her family. Now, she belongs to him. Alpha Caspian is a monster, feared by all. Ruthless, dominant, and unyielding, he takes what he wants without remorse. And what he wants is Alicia—his new plaything, his personal slave, his bed warmer. She hates him. She fears him. But her wolf… her wolf craves him. Every touch sends fire through her veins. Every command makes her body tremble—not just in fear, but in forbidden desire. Caspian enjoys her torment, but even he can’t ignore the electric pull between them. As their twisted connection deepens, lines blur. Is this still hatred? Or is it something far more dangerous? When the Pack discovers their Alpha’s obsession with a lowly Omega, betrayal strikes, war looms, and Caspian must make a choice—between power… and her.

I left before the sun rose. One night. One mistake. One secret I never planned to tell. I thought I was doing the right thing—disappearing with the two pink lines and a shattered heart. Three years later, I walked into a job interview… And saw the man whose face I swore I’d never forget. Killian Vale. Billionaire. Untouchable. And the father of the son he doesn’t know exists. He remembers me. And now I don’t know if I can keep running.

He thought he could use me…but he came begging. Quentin had been cheating on me ever since with multiple women and I knew about it all along, however, I patiently waited for the right time to strike. I served him a gift on his company gala day… a gift that ruined his life. The once tough guy, the strong and nonchalant billionaire, came begging at my feet. When the lines between love, betrayal, power and identity are crossed, the game of survival is left for the fittest. The millionaire question remains if love will be able to triumph above all. Find out more in this amazing novel packed with lots of plot twists and cliffhangers that will always keep you at the edge of your seat.

She was sold to the mafia to pay off her father’s debt. Now she’s undercover in a criminal empire and falling for the man she was supposed to hate. Adriana never asked to marry Matteo De Luca, the ruthless Don of the Diavoli, feared across New York. But when her father’s gambling debt lands her on the auction block, Matteo makes a chilling offer: The debts are gone, in exchange for her hand in marriage. What she doesn’t know is that Matteo has been watching her for years and he’s not just after revenge against his estranged father, the Don of the rival Colombo family. He wants Adriana’s body, mind, and loyalty. When Adriana uncovers that Matteo’s father is trafficking women under the cover of his drug empire, she makes a dangerous choice: go undercover to take him down. But the deeper she falls into the world of blood and betrayal, the harder it is to tell where the lines blur between duty and desire. As war breaks out between the families, Adriana must decide: Is Matteo the monster she always feared or the only man who can save her from the hell she’s in?

It's a blind date. Neither of them wanted to be paired. She agrees to it so she can keep her secret from her family. He agrees to it to fulfill his grandmother's dying wish. They are just pretending; a scripted act. That's what they tell themselves. But they soon begin to forget their lines in the play as love blossoms between them. Anders and Electra never thought they could love each other as much as they had hated each other.

One hundred days. That’s all Yvette Moreno has to survive. After a scandal shatters her career and lands her in legal trouble, Yvette is desperate for a way out. Enter Joachim Knight—Manhattan’s most powerful billionaire lawyer, a man whose charm is as lethal as his reputation. He offers her a deal: pretend to be his girlfriend for one hundred days to save his image… and he’ll make her problems disappear. But Yvette has secrets of her own. Behind her smile lies a hidden identity—the elusive paparazzo known only as The Woodsman—and the vampire CEO she’s pretending to love is the very man she’s been hunting. As staged kisses turn into real heat and fake dating becomes a dangerous game, Yvette uncovers pieces of Joachim’s life that defy reason—his unnatural grace, his cold touch, the way his eyes glow in the dark. He’s hiding something monstrous… yet she can’t stay away. But when a rival vampire threatens to expose them both, the lines between deception and desire blur until Yvette must face the ultimate choice: destroy the man she’s falling for or risk everything to save him. Dark secrets. Dangerous passion. A deal neither of them can escape. Perfect for fans of enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, and forbidden romance, A Deal With The Vampire CEO is a seductive paranormal romance where love and danger collide.

"Say you love me, Calantha," Favian demanded, those oceanic blue eyes piercing deep into hers. "Uhmm... No, thanks. The deal was to get married for a year. Smile before those fucking cameras and pretend to be absolutely in love with, after which you pay me my fucking money. So Mr Drake, cash or transfer?" Her indifference and cold response caught him off guard. A week ago, he could have sworn she was hopelessly in love with him. Or was it all a show? **** Calantha Donovan’s life takes a devastating turn when she’s fired from her dream job, leaving her drowning in debt and with no way to save her brother’s life. Desperate, she crosses paths with the mysterious and aloof billionaire, Favian Drake, who offers her a shocking proposition: A one-year contract marriage. No strings attached, no love—just a business arrangement to save her from her spiraling fate. But when the lines between duty and desire blur, Calantha finds out about Favian's haunting past. Will the price of their passion be more than either of them can bear?

One cruel prank. And two boys who could ruin her heart — or her entire life. Kailee Bennett never wanted the spotlight. Being mocked for her weight was enough, thank you very much. But when the mean girls trick her into the lead role of the school play, she’s suddenly the center of attention… Just when she’s ready to quit, her infuriatingly hot new stepbrother — offers her a deal: He’ll help her transform for the role and win the heart of her longtime crush, if she pretends to date him to make his ex jealous. The rules are simple: No real feelings. No telling anyone they live under the same roof. No kissing unless it’s for “practice.” But lines blur fast when her crush starts noticing her… And her step brother stops pretending. Now Kailee’s stuck between the boy she always wanted and the one who sees the fire beneath her insecurities. WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?? And what happens when the act becomes something real?

A Steamy billionaire Romance! Readers discretion is advised. Alexander MaCarro, a name that every lady knew. He was the city's wealthiest playboy. A new woman on his arm every time he stepped out, he was never far from the gossip in the city. But Valda knew him as something else. He was the man she had a one night stand with five years ago. Just like others before her, she was branded one of his latest conquests. Out of shame, she fled the city carrying a secret along with her; she was with child, his own child. Five years later, she returns to rebuild her life but fate had a way of its own and their paths crossed. This time around, Alexander presented her with the offer of being his contract wife. VALDA accepts, with a solemn promise to make him pay for the humiliation she faced in the hand of the public. As the lines between revenge and desire start to blur, VALDA realizes that there's more to this playboy than what he lets on.