My Husband Has No Hands
I opened the X app, formerly known as Twitter, and registered a new account with the handle "Chris Gomez's Wife"
No nonsense, no sob stories.
I tagged Yvonne and posted a short tweet:
"Stop playing the victim. Forget a million dollars. If you can prove in court that those hands actually exist and have touched even just one of your fingers, I'll give you both my properties, both my cars, and 15 million dollars in cash on top."
This tweet exploded online.
[What the hell! 15 million?]
[This woman's crazy! She's giving away money for free!]