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Loving my boyfriend's best friend

Loving my boyfriend's best friend

I asked loudly, still looking frustrated. "Your....never mind." Harry said, diverting his eyes back to his eggs. And yet again, his eyes couldn't get off my ass. "Fuck El, I can see your ass." He spat out. He almost looked like he was burning up. He tried to focus back to what he was doing but I was distracting him with all this. "What?" I said feeling a lot more frustrated. "Seriously, your ass." He said again. I thought he was teasing me again so I had to clear my doubt by raising my hands up in the air and checking if my buttocks were actually visible.
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The Alpha & His Witch

The Alpha & His Witch

I didn't even realize that I was laughing so loud until the woman goes “ You won't be laughing soon” And that makes me laugh even more. Maybe I have gone mad that I'm about to die without achieving my dreams, or I didn't get to see my father one last time, and I didn't even have a chance to look for my mother. Damn, Hermoine you sure know how to make an exit, don't you?. I was thinking to myself when we heard a loud growl outside, uh? Everyone in the room was frozen. I think we all held our breath, hoping that we didn't hear that but another howl let us know that we heard right.
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Adios

Adios

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“Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Wanna know what happened? The email. That’s what.” Lucas looked genuinely confused. “Email? What email?” Zehra faltered. “The email you sent,” “What the fu–” “Don’t swear!” she exclaimed, covering her ears. The teacher stopped fangirling about Harry Potter and turned to them. Lucas straightened. “Ms. Evans, we were just discussing how the masterpiece of JK Rowling contain absolutely no swear words except in the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when Molly Weasley swears at Bellatrix Lestrange for duelling with her daughter Ginny.”
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Second chance at happiness

Second chance at happiness

He feigned an expression that conveyed that he was struggling to hold his laughter as he turned to Orseus “Son, what do you think of this suggestion?” “A dog who doesn’t know his master should be put down.” Linus snorted before Orseus could speak “Why waste time?” He turned his gaze towards Harry as he asked “Son, haven’t you heard the saying ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?’” “But isn’t it fun watching?” Harry shrugged with a careless chortle.
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Betrayed but Married to a Disabled Billionaire

Betrayed but Married to a Disabled Billionaire

“You did. But I’m not mad, if that’s what you’re afraid of.” “I wasn’t even aware,” she mumbled behind her hands. “I just remember feeling hot, heart racing, and then… blackout. I’m so embarrassed.” Harry leaned back, a faint smile playing on his lips now. “If it helps… you were adorable. Like a kitten high on catnip.” “Oh my God, don’t compare me to a kitten,” Arabella groaned, her cheeks flaming. “I don’t even know why I acted that crazy.” “Grandpa’s potion is unpredictable,” Harry said, grabbing his coffee. “And you just drank it like it was tea.”
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Bound by secrets, Broken by love

Bound by secrets, Broken by love

This is the first time I’ve heard her laughing. Harry isn’t even that funny. Just when I think I’ve seen it all, Harry clears his throat dramatically. “O CPU so fast, so bold, You heat my lap, yet never cold. Your fan doth scream, your ports do blink, My love for RAM? Stronger than you think. You crashed, I cried, I fixed your drive, With every update, we both survive.” What the fuck is this? Harry’s out here doing sonnets now? But that’s not what hits me in the gut. Not the poem. Not even the fact that she’s laughing.
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LUAHU

LUAHU

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Leaving Zion, Neal, Olivia, Diana and I in agony realizing that only Harry got the right answer as he smiles happily on his seat. “This has got to be a joke!” Zion complains. Neal laughs, “I am seriously bad at my own games!” Everyone started preparing their shot glass and I don’t think I can ever take another shot. I glance at Harry and he is looking at me intently. I know my entire world is spinning and if I have more drinks then I will surely pass out. I will surely be much worse than last night. “Penis!” I called out which made everyone turn to me as I was the first one to say the safe word.
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His Mistreated Mate

His Mistreated Mate

"What on earth are you blabbering about? I swear on my life that I have never laid a hand on anyone—" "Can you picture Hermione in your mind's eye?" He asked with a curious tone, his eyebrows furrowed in anticipation. "I'm urgently trying to alert you. I have a deep understanding of Hermione's character and personality." With a chuckle, he uttered those words, causing me to erupt into even more boisterous laughter. However, my mirth was abruptly cut short as I recollected the fact that she had attempted to take my life, a shocking revelation that caught me completely off guard.
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In Loving Memory

In Loving Memory

Again the parts of a song… I’m leaving on a jet plane I don’t know when I will be back again Oh babe I hate you go... Mrs. Hillary, who is included in the ranks of killer teachers, is not only fierce but also famous and sadistic. If Mrs. Anna math teacher is Voldemort. So Mrs. Hillary is Professor Snape in the famous School of Witchcraft and wizardry book series, because of the sadism. When a student is do something wrong, it's over. It happened one day that almost all the kid of 11-7 were expelled from class for not doing homework. The remaining 11-7 residents are only a few people like Alfred and several children who are classified as diligent in doing homework. Smart children are not nece
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Prohibited

Prohibited

, Harry finishes. Cam has his mouth open then shuts it like a fish out of water- wanting to laugh but holding it in, which leads to Perry and Harry softly giggling at him then leads me to full on laugh. Everyone turns their attention towards us as Cam still looks like a fish out of water- our small group continues to laugh at Cam until two sluts decide to make their presence known. “What are freaks laughing about?”, one says.
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Ron Weasley is basically the king of unintentional comedy in the 'Harry Potter' films. One of my favorite lines is when he dramatically says, 'Why is it always me?' after getting dragged into yet another chaotic situation. It’s such a relatable mood! Then there’s his iconic 'Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?' in 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'—pure gold.

Another classic is Professor Snape’s deadpan 'Turn to page 394,' which somehow became a meme because of how often he says it. And who could forget Fred and George’s exit in 'Order of the Phoenix'? 'Give her hell from us, Peeves!' lives rent-free in my head forever. The way Peeves salutes them makes it even better.

Honestly, the movies are packed with these little gems. Even Dumbledore’s 'Alas, earwax' after eating a Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Bean cracks me up every time. The humor is so British and understated, which is why it sticks with you.

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