Novel & Cerita Funny Avatar

my lips formed into a smile as the boys grinned at us with a nod. "Assholes, we are so getting you guys back for this." Ava chuckled and I nodded. "Give it your best short, darling. Can it be one of those hilarious pranks where you accidentally slip and fall on my dick-" before Franklin could finish, Ava grabbed the cushion from the ground and hurled it towards him. Danny caught it with ease before chuckling and I watched them both quarrel some more before Joey walked up to me.

“Ummm let’s see, I had 2 packs of m&m’s this morning at like 4 am with a shot of expresso, then after the meeting Stephano called, I ate a few skittles and drank a bottle of coke.” I could feel myself become more and more horrified with each word that came out of her mouth. “How are you still alive?” I ask with real wonder and surprise in my voice. “I’m Ava fucking Ferrari, a little sugar is not going to kill me, I once ate a whole pepperoni pizza while drinking 3 bottles of champagne on my own when my boyfriend broke up with me.” “AVA THAT’S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!” At this Ava started laughing like a fucking crazy person while jumping on my bed for some reason.

He kept flinching every time the oil spat, muttering curses under his breath. The sight was so ridiculous I couldn’t stop it, and I burst into laughter. His head whipped around. “Oh… Ava, you’re back.” I nodded, still laughing so hard my stomach hurt. His eyebrows rose. “What’s so funny?” I covered my mouth, but the giggles slipped out. “You. You look like… like a rookie chef one second away from burning down my kitchen.” Jason narrowed his eyes, though the corner of his mouth twitched. “Very funny. I’ll have you know this is going to turn out great.”

Samuel whined. “Don’t mind if I do but this has to be my last one for the night!” I yelled over the music. Samuel started laughing like I told the biggest joke in the world. I stared at him blankly, waiting for him to get his life right and take me seriously. He immediately straightened up when he noticed the look on my face. “Oh, God you’re serious,” he gasped. “I am. After this one, nothing but water.” “Alright, I see you. Hurry up and finish your drink so we can go fuck it up on the dancefloor.”

Already irritated and feeling exposed, I didn't bother to hold back as I began to type, my fingers digging into the keys. “Why do you have the same username as my platform you weirdo?” I waited, vibrating with adrenaline, expecting him to threaten me or worse, not respond. But I was surprised. Because instead, a notification popped up a second later. A single, solitary laugh emoji. I stared at it. I waited for the anger, but instead, a strange, hysterical bubble of air escaped my throat. I let out a sharp, genuine laugh that echoed in the quiet of my room.

“Fake or real? We need to know!” Mom reposted it with heart emojis. Ava groaned into her pillow that night. Finn texted her at 1:17 a.m.: **Finn:** Your family loves me. **Ava:** They love the performance. **Finn:** Maybe they just love me. **Ava:** Don’t get cocky. **Finn:** Too late. I’m already planning our fake anniversary party. Ava stared at the message. Then typed: **Ava:** You’re ridiculous.

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

I clicked the chat, and a message popped up on the screen. It simply said, “Happy Birthday.” No other words. As if he was going to discuss business with me. He sent it this morning, and I hadn’t replied. I took a deep breath as I shifted my gaze to his avatar. I clicked on it, and his profile picture quickly filled the screen. It was a cartoon picture of a beautiful little bird. This cute avatar didn’t match his serious demeanor, puzzling many. But I knew why he had chosen it. This image was drawn by our old friend, Annika Summers, the woman Nathan had loved with all his heart.

Did he really think I was speaking rhetorically? "An Avatar is like you and me, but they can do so much more, you could be a berserker with magic, you could be a wizard with swordsmanship, there's even this girl in the capital, a tank healer and she can control spirits, imagine this talent when she is older!"

Ava said, back to her smiling self. "What was that face you were doing?" She looked at him with a confused look. "What face?" "The constipated one." "I did not pull a constipated face!" She gasped. "But if you must know," she started, tightening her ponytail again. She had so much hair, the hair ties were too weak, causing her to have to readjust it every few minutes. "It was my scary face." Ava stated proudly and then pulled the face again for demonstration. Lucas couldn't contain his laughter, chuckling freely as everyone in the room stared at their unusually care free Alpha. "Oh baby. You are the least scariest person I know."