Funny Avatar Mga Nobela at Kwento

“Tell Ivan he’s wrong. SpongeBob is the funniest. Everyone knows it!” “Nu-uh!” little Ivan shot back, his tiny fists pumping in mock outrage. His cheeks flushed pink, and his soft gray eyes so painfully reminiscent of his father’s, sparkled with mischief. “Tom and Jerry! They’re the best. Right, Uncle Dave?” I chuckled, letting some of the tension ease from my shoulders. “Now, that’s a tricky one. See, SpongeBob makes me laugh until my stomach hurts, but Tom and Jerry? Classic. You can’t beat classic.”

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

"No. Actually I knew a person named Ava who was like a happy butterfly a few days ago and now here you are like a pissed of angry crab." "Shut up." I fumed at him. "I'm not a butterfly. They are creepy creatures. I can be a bee or something like that but definitely not a butterfly." He laughed out so loud that he fell down from the couch. Still he was laughing like a crazy maniac clutching his stomach. I pouted my lips and crossed my arms in my chest. Every fucking human is crazy in this house except ME. "You are THE SHIT Ava. Hahahah... seriously.. You're crazy." He spoke between his laughing hiccups.

I give out a polite nod back before turning around and leaving the CEO’s office. *** Ava bursts into laughter, the sound echoing in my living room. It's quite great to have my apartment back. “You are like freaking lady bug.” Her dimpled smile is wide. “Or even better, Cinderella.” She covers her mouth with another laugh. I can’t help but chuckle at my pathetic situation. “I had the same thoughts. We sure think alike sometimes.” I sip in my bottle of Foco-fola. Her brows furrow, looking like a particular thought has crossed her mind. “What about your voice though? He doesn't recognize that?”

“Ummm let’s see, I had 2 packs of m&m’s this morning at like 4 am with a shot of expresso, then after the meeting Stephano called, I ate a few skittles and drank a bottle of coke.” I could feel myself become more and more horrified with each word that came out of her mouth. “How are you still alive?” I ask with real wonder and surprise in my voice. “I’m Ava fucking Ferrari, a little sugar is not going to kill me, I once ate a whole pepperoni pizza while drinking 3 bottles of champagne on my own when my boyfriend broke up with me.” “AVA THAT’S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!!” At this Ava started laughing like a fucking crazy person while jumping on my bed for some reason.

He kept flinching every time the oil spat, muttering curses under his breath. The sight was so ridiculous I couldn’t stop it, and I burst into laughter. His head whipped around. “Oh… Ava, you’re back.” I nodded, still laughing so hard my stomach hurt. His eyebrows rose. “What’s so funny?” I covered my mouth, but the giggles slipped out. “You. You look like… like a rookie chef one second away from burning down my kitchen.” Jason narrowed his eyes, though the corner of his mouth twitched. “Very funny. I’ll have you know this is going to turn out great.”

“Fake or real? We need to know!” Mom reposted it with heart emojis. Ava groaned into her pillow that night. Finn texted her at 1:17 a.m.: **Finn:** Your family loves me. **Ava:** They love the performance. **Finn:** Maybe they just love me. **Ava:** Don’t get cocky. **Finn:** Too late. I’m already planning our fake anniversary party. Ava stared at the message. Then typed: **Ava:** You’re ridiculous.

His face was flushed red, as red as a tomato. The woman smiled at him, then said, "Hahaha, I'm a human indeed. Do you really think I'm not human? You're really funny. Ah! Happy birthday, by the way! It's a surprise gift from your friends, and I'm participating because it's entertaining, hehehehe.” Havi tilted his head. “A birthday when my actual birthday is already a week ago?” Havi chimed in with a sarcastic intonation. "Well, this kind of thing is another kind of surprise, right, guys?"

I clicked the chat, and a message popped up on the screen. It simply said, “Happy Birthday.” No other words. As if he was going to discuss business with me. He sent it this morning, and I hadn’t replied. I took a deep breath as I shifted my gaze to his avatar. I clicked on it, and his profile picture quickly filled the screen. It was a cartoon picture of a beautiful little bird. This cute avatar didn’t match his serious demeanor, puzzling many. But I knew why he had chosen it. This image was drawn by our old friend, Annika Summers, the woman Nathan had loved with all his heart.

Did he really think I was speaking rhetorically? "An Avatar is like you and me, but they can do so much more, you could be a berserker with magic, you could be a wizard with swordsmanship, there's even this girl in the capital, a tank healer and she can control spirits, imagine this talent when she is older!"