Funny Christian Jokes And Stories

"Jadi apa lagi yang mau kamu jual dariku?" lirih seorang pria dengan tubuh yang dilapisi oleh darah nyaris seluruhnya. Di depan seorang lelaki berjenggot putih yang selalu ia panggil "Ayah" Juan tertawa terbahak-bahak. Setelah ibu dan kakak perempuannya, haruskah kali ini gadis tercintanya juga menjadi sasaran dari ketamakan ayahnya?

Marchioness Harriet Goldlane, a talented noblewoman, made a deal with Old Duke Almandine. To save her younger brother, she was willing to become a substitute for Liam's 'mate', the grandson of the Old Duke. Liam was an Alpha whose 'mate' died long ago. He was severely injured and had been living without a heart for a long time. He could only wake up from his sleep when there was a full moon. The Old Duke and Liam himself guessed that the man would die soon due to his worsening condition. Because of that, Old Duke wanted Harriet to give birth to an heir to the Almandine Family from Liam's seed so that their family would have a new leader. The Alpha's replacement bride would soon find that she was in love with the dying man and now they both wished for a miracle to save Liam's life. Could she fulfill her duty to bear the next Alpha for the Almandines? Would Liam survive to protect his bride and family?

On the night of her birthday, Clara receives a crescent pendant and overhears a secret that splits her life in two. Hours later her mother is taken, Ronan—the rogue who collects the broken—calls from the trees, and Jasper drags her behind the walls of the Holdfast. Inside, Clara survives the Trial of Teeth and tastes the edge of the wolf living under her skin—becoming the problem the pack cannot agree on. Vivian sees a survivor; Jason sees a threat; the forest keeps blinking ash eyes while human cameras bloom among the pines. As a fated pull to Jasper presses closer and Vivian’s missing sister hints at what Ronan does to the taken, Clara must decide what to be: weapon, heir, or something the old laws have no word for. When betrayal leaks through the ranks and the border turns into a stage, mercy may prove sharper than fang—and the story others try to name for her is the one she’ll have to rewrite in blood and moonlight. A dark, romantic werewolf fantasy about power that refuses to be inherited, love that asks for consent, and a girl choosing the kind of Alpha she will become.

“I am Wolf Atlas and I am here to claim what is rightfully mine, Miss.” Natigagal maging ang kaluluwa ni April Rose nang isang lalaking mayroong paris na asul na mga mata ang biglang lumitaw sa pintuan ng kanyang bahay isang mabagyong hating-gabi. The man is a total stranger! A sinfully dashing man and what scared her the most was when he's claiming that he's the biological father of her triplets. Makakaya ba ng puso ni April Rose na ibigay ang tatlong batang tinuring na niyang sarili niyang mga anak sa isang lalaking bukod sa estranghero ay ubod pa ng yabang? O magmamatigas siyang ipaglaban ang multong karapatan niya sa triplets at kontrahin ang isang bilyonaryong katulad ni Wolf Atlas?

Olevey tidak percaya jika Iblis yang bertugas sebagai penggoda umat manusia, mengambil andil dalam keselamatan kehidupannya selama ini. Karena itulah, Olevey enggan untuk menjadi gadis persembahan yang setiap tahunnya selalu dipersiapkan oleh rakyat kerajaan Xilen. Sayangnya, Olevey tidak bisa menolak perintah dari sang Raja. Olevey terpilih menjadi gadis persembahan, dan mengantarkan persembahan bagi sang Iblis. Hanya saja, sebuah anomali terjadi. Semua persembahan berupa emas dan harta lainnya, ditolak oleh sang Iblis. Sebagai gantinya, Olevey menghilang dari peradaban manusia, dan secara resmi menjadi milik sang raja Iblis. “Kenapa Yang Mulia memilihku dan melakukan semua ini?”—Olevey Meinhard“Karena saat pertama kali aku melihatmu, pikiran yang terlintas dalam benakku adalah mengikatmu di atas peraduanku dan membuatmu mengerang sepanjang malam. Tentu saja, aku tidak mungkin melepaskanmu begitu saja.”—Diederich Hedwig de Valdor

Park Seulbi, artis muda berdarah blasteran korea X indo mencapai kesuksesan nya di usia muda. Usianya bahkan belum menginjak 30, namun berbagai drama dengan aktor papan atas terkenal sudah ia bintangi. Sebuah kota yang telah membuat ia menjadi sesukses itu. Sebuah kota yang membuat namanya dikenal oleh banyak orang. Sebuah kota yang indah tempat kelahiran ibunya. Namun sebuah kota bernama Seoul itu pula, seringkali bersikap dingin dan kejam kepadanya. Sampai pada akhirnya ia bertemu dengan seseorang yang dapat mengubah kembali pandangannya tentang kota itu.

Kehidupan sehari-sehari nya sudah cukup berat dan mencekik. Myli harus bekerja keras untuk melunasi hutang kedua orang tua nya yang telah meninggal karena bunuh diri. Hingga suatu hari ia mendapatkan tawaran yang dapat merubah hidup nya dalam satu malam. Namun sayang nya bukan bahagia yang ia dapatkan. Akan kah Myli dapat bertahan?

[SEDANG DI REVISI] Elenora Raflesia Benedict— gadis yang memiliki dua sisi berbeda dalam dirinya; lemah dan berani. Menciptakan sosok "Alter Ego" untuk melindungi dirinya sendiri akibat insiden tujuh tahun lalu yang menimpa kedua orangtuanya dan membuat Elenora harus hidup sebatang kara hingga takdir mempertemukan dia dengan seorang pria bernama Richard Mallory Wagner.

Odette is a psychiatrist who transmigrated to medieval times. To go back to modern times, she needed to help Arion, a king with multiple personalities, a condition caused by his mental trauma after he beheaded his own wife. Chaos, silliness, and craziness surrounded Odette when she was dealing with Rion's ever-changing split personalities - just like one extreme weather to another. Odette also had to face challenges from the conservative people who thought King Arion was cursed by Lady Rose, the beheaded queen, possessed by evil spirits, or being enchanted by witches. One by one, Odette found the source of Rion’s mental trauma and she was working hard to fix him in order for her to go home. But then, heaven played a joke on her. She got entangled in love triangle with Rion and one of his personalities. Who would she choose to be with and would she go back to the future?

Ryan  Miller was the President's youngest son who lusted after everything under the skirt. He was tagged as the school playboy but yet, he was the most brilliant student in the school and wouldn't wanna lose his crown for anything else. He loathed being disputed and despised putting his prestige at risk. He was asserted to be wicked and treated people like scrap, especially females He was challenged by a Lady who got a scholarship to the school for the riches. Not only did she take away his crown but she also wouldn't condone any form of immorality. Along the line, something transpired that made her cohabit with her disastrous nightmare. How will she cope under the same roof as Ryan Miller? Will she be able to tame the president's son? How will society treat them since they are from different family backgrounds? Will she be able to cope and fulfill her dream? "I'm ready to let go of my reputation, just to be with you" Ryan pledged, will he be able to accomplish it?