Funny Comics Undertale Novels & Stories

Anton smirks at me, searching my face as I laugh. “What’s so funny about being called Tony?” “Because!” I exclaim, shaking my head at him, brushing my hair away from my face, getting my words out between laughter. “You can’t be a ghost named Tony – Tony is like, the guy who works in the sandwich shop down the street! Tony trades you his lunch money for the answers to the history quiz! Tony isn’t hand-picked by the Goddess as a mystical handmaid to aid the Princess in the Underworld –“

"Oh, he's a real charmer, that one. I'm sure he just helped me out of pure goodwill and not to exploit the situation somehow." Dr. Ruiz winked playfully. "Well, maybe he just couldn't resist the chance to be your knight in shining armor." Nysaa nearly choked on her food at the absurdity of the idea. "If he's my knight in shining armor, then the apocalypse must be near." Their banter continued, each remark funnier and more sarcastic than the last. It was a peculiar bonding moment amidst the tension of Nysaa's hangover and job loss. Nysaa's voice dripped with sarcasm as she pushed the plate away, her hangover now slightly forgotten in the heat of their argument.

I just wondered whether a person who was not given a proper burial would be able to rest in peace. I sucked in a deep breath and shut my eyes. Just when I was about to climb over, my phone rang from my handbag. I opened my eyes and answered it. “Hello?” On the other end of the phone, the undertaker sighed in relief when he heard my voice. “Where are you? I’m lost.” I said nothing. The wind at the balcony blew loudly. My silence seemed to have clued the undertaker in on something because his voice quivered when he spoke again. “Hey, listen. I was in a hurry just now, so I didn’t grab anything to help give you a proper burial. I can’t come to collect your body.”

Nunu only burst out laughing, worse than before! Oh, I knew his weakness. I quickly opened W*****n on my phone, searched for Kemala, the horror comic famous for its creepy soundtrack, and cranked the volume up before shoving it toward his face. “Here, crack this open!” I said, annoyed as hell. “Damn it, Yu, turn it off!” Nunu yelped, jumping up from the bench in panic. He even dragged Hasan to run away with him. Yep. Those two were absolute cowards when it came to horror. Go run, you chickens!