Funny Corvette Shirts Novels & Stories

"I'm sorry? What? They're checking out your ass?" "Well I mean, it's a nice ass." I give her a wink. "But just in case, I got you a little something to wear today." We come to a stop at a red light, and I reach into the backseat of the Jeep, holding another hot pink shirt. She opens it up, smiling big as she sees that it has the team name on it, and then turns it around where it sports Kelsea's number and it says Coach's Girl on it. "Great, so now people will think I'm with your dad."

I should probably know what's happened if it affects the airline so I can start damage control. He gave a sharp sigh, his jaw tightening and his nostrils widening. "Nothing happened," he said as he marched into the dark garage once the doors swung open. She had to bite back a sigh as he halted in front of a 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 after taking his keys out of his pocket. A 1967 Shelby would be the ideal vehicle for her if you could fall in love with a vehicle. The sight of the black GT stripes and the slick gun-metal grey paint job may or may not have made her panties wet.

"I saw his car when we arrived at the auction." Watching the car's brake lights flicker repeatedly, Sharon sneered, "Didn't expect Lex to get his comeuppance so soon." Carter looked at her. "Why say that?" Sharon smirked, "Isn't there a rumor that he's a pervert? Maybe this is karma catching up with him." She didn't bother hiding her schadenfreude. Carter smiled at her reaction, unexpectedly amused. Sharon frowned. "What are you smiling at?" His voice dropped low and husky. "It's amusing."

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

God, she was pretty. And she was wearing the shirt, which made me smile behind my hand. That shirt was what had drawn me to her in the first place. A crossover from two of my favorite shows, it depicted Lucille, the bat from The Walking Dead, and the Winchester’s Chevy Impala from Supernatural, with text that read, “Dad’s still on a hunting trip.” A fan of both shows, I’d understood the message and laughed the first time I’d seen it, wishing I had a shirt like that. It’d actually taken me a couple of seconds to realize the material of that shirt stretched across a very lovely set of feminine breasts. When my brain finally registered what I was seeing, my eyebrows perked up and my gaze wander