Funny Dialogue Prompts Novels & Stories

"What are you doing ?,"the man said seriously. We slowly turned around and laughed when we saw Harvey giggle with laughter. Stupid! We thought it was Sir Elijah. "Did I totally imitate your boss's voice ?," he asked with a smile. "You're really crazy, Harvey! Haha!" I told him laughing. "Why are you here?" Beth asked him with a smile. "I'm thirsty. Can I ask for water ?,"he replied with a smile. "Sure,give Harvey some water,quick!" Beth commanded me,smiling.

the man nodded. “Alright,” said the facilitator. “Let’s rotate. Jokes, riddles, weird facts. Come on, unleash your inner campfire gremlin.” Katherine nudged Kingsley. “You better say something.” He looked at her with mock offense. “Is that a challenge?” “I’m saying you’ve been making bad jokes since 2009. Now’s your time to shine.” He raised a hand. “Alright. What did the zero say to the eight?” The group leaned in.

Donald called his attention and asked him what his action meant. Adam smiled scrolling through his tablet "sir, I am just surprised on how you could switch personalities in seconds" Adam said chuckling. Donald raised his eyebrows and asked how. "Peter, you saw how boss because a deadly assassin. Hey where is my wife, you have few seconds to die, start talking" Adam said mimicking Donald's voice. Peter bursted out behind the wheels. He laughed with Adam for few seconds before realizing Donald wasn't buying their joke. They immediately swallowed their laughter.

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

I_pooped OH, PLEASE, I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO, IN OREDER TO EDUCATE WILLY. Cereal_killer WE ARE HAVING BREAKFAST, FOR GOD'S SAKE! Noah's wifey THIS CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE. I_pooped SO, WILLY...TELL ME. DID YOUR MOM EVER GIVE YOU THE TALK? Quinn_beach OMG, HAHAHAHA, CHARLIE TRIPPED OVER A FORK TOO. Cereal_killer OH MAN, THIS IS TOO FUNNY. Will_the_devil

Nothing says bonding like a one-sided writing lesson. “So,” I began, opening my laptop and glancing at her, “what exactly do you want to work on? Characters? Plot? Dialogue?” “Dialogue!” she said with excitement. “I always feel like my characters don’t sound realistic.” I smirked, leaning back slightly. “Well, you’re in luck. I’m pretty good at making people say all the wrong things.” She laughed

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I quipped, raising an eyebrow playfully. Rihaana's laughter bubbled forth, a mix of genuine amusement and perhaps a touch of embarrassment at being caught in her persistent pursuits. "Well, you certainly know how to keep me on my toes, Sydney," she admitted, a playful glint in her eyes. "But really, you must tell me, do you at least have some exciting cocktail concoctions up your sleeve?"