Funny Dialogue Prompts Novels & Stories

I panicked and replied, "Good night." I froze, then responded to her dryly, "... You're welcome." Is this normal dialogue? "... The New Year's Eve party that was so inane on TV seemed to have reached its... The climax. The other party was finally willing to speak, but his tone was extremely cold, "What is it?"

While the young man stared with stern expressionless eyes, his father's voice fixed his cold gaze on his eyes. "How are you son?" "Usual." As usual... Same answer to the same question asked. Cold, hard, dull and dry and cracked just like arid lands... How are you, however, is a normal question. The answer given in return is usually "I'm fine" and it is a clear answer that will follow. After that, the conversation would go away, but the young man's voice froze both the time and the atmosphere with his answer. The conversation was limited to a few short words, and that was what he wanted anyway...

I said, protesting already. He just looked at me and continued laughing. “I was expecting you to say something longer.” He finally spoke. “Hmmm,” I replied, he looked at me again and nodded his head. “Can you try again? And this would be your last trial.” He said, a tone of mockery and playful excitement in his voice. “Hmmm,” I said and just stared at him. “Why do you just keep saying hmmm?” He asked, getting somewhat annoyed and I burst into laughter.

"What are you doing ?,"the man said seriously. We slowly turned around and laughed when we saw Harvey giggle with laughter. Stupid! We thought it was Sir Elijah. "Did I totally imitate your boss's voice ?," he asked with a smile. "You're really crazy, Harvey! Haha!" I told him laughing. "Why are you here?" Beth asked him with a smile. "I'm thirsty. Can I ask for water ?,"he replied with a smile. "Sure,give Harvey some water,quick!" Beth commanded me,smiling.

R-“I did nothing, your sweetie is mad at me” A-“He’s lying mom, this idiot challenged others to watch a Horror movie and end up screaming like a banshee” R-“Haww, liar liar pants on fire, even you screamed like a banshee, don’t forget it’s you who shouted at top of your voice” A-“You, idiot, monkey, donkey” Everyone nodded their head in disbelief listening to their reason G-“Okay everyone, AniRu stop fighting now, it’s late let’s go have dinner”

I sighed, having a hard time trying to stop my laughter. "Now tell me, are you ready?" "For what?" "For a night-long conversation, dummy." "Hey, I am not a dummy." I cut in. "Okay, but it kinda seems like it." From what I could tell from his voice, he was actually enjoying the sudden turn this conversation has taken. "You want to argue?" I asked. "I don't think it's not going to be boring, is it?" He stretched out an utterly artificial curious voice, "Why not try arguing instead of just talking? It sounds so much fun."

I asked smiling It shows in the way you talk Oh really; I asked Yeah baby; He replied For your information, I wasnt blushing; I said Its a lie; He said loudly Lower your voice please; I said Oh sorry, but tell me the truth, you were blushing right? He asked No; I replied smiling My God! My baby is a liar; He said I laughed Tell me the truth; I said jokingly Fine, I was; I said smiling As if I knew; He said laughing I also laughed Dont lie, you were also blushing; I said Well, yeah because Im not a liar like you; He said jokingly Ah, me baby? I asked pretending to be in tears

He was funny most of the time but somehow managed to take some of his jokes a little too far. “I like your creativity, but no. Come on, let’s make this a little more interesting people!” I said, now already done with my cider. Dante offered me another one which I wasted no time in raising to my lips. And as I did, everyone took their turn in guessing what activities had been occupying my time. They ranged from assassin training to nude painting and admittedly, we all laughed and drank ourselves silly until Randy yelled out, “Dante hasn’t said what he guessed. Tell her Dante, tell her your lame guess.” Dante rolled his eyes before saying, “It’s not lame!”

I reply, my voice softening, "Is everything alright? Why do you call?” -["Papa, I… I’ve a joke,"]- He says, his tiny voice brimming with excitement. "Oh, I love jokes! Go ahead, buddy," I encourage, looking forward to the adorable punchline. -["Knock, knock.”]- "Who's there?" I play along. -["Ba… na… na.”]- "Banana who?" I ask with feigning curiosity. -["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!"]-

Ash: Don't Olivia: The uwus I’m busting Olivia: So many uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuws Ash: You're so f*cking annoying Olivia: You 'haha'd me Olivia: So, you are human after all Olivia: You can laugh Olivia: You are so cute, Mob boss Ash 😊 Olivia: Can you vocally 'haha' for me? I want to hear your laugh 😙 Ash: f*ck you