Funny Hindi Dialogue Novels & Stories

Shiv looked bewilderedly at Taapur who burst into loud laugh along with Kalindi and Radhika. "Oh Pyare devar ji, ye police ki naukari chori se mili hai kya? (Oh dear brother-in-law, have you got this police job by stealing in exams?)",, Radhika mocked Shiv who closed his eyes and knew that he would never handle his Sister-in-laws. They liked to eat his brain. "Why are you all here?" They all heard a familiar voice of the King of GADH-Abhimanyu Singh Rathore, as they looked at the owner of the voice.

Time skip: Dinner time: We all are having dinner. Maa was complaining about how she have to do the household alone. She needs a companion. Indicating that dabhai should get marry soon. Suddenly dabhai started coughing and clear his throat gaining our attention said "Maa baba! I want to talk with you about something more like someone." "What??" Baba said. "Baba...Actually...baba...i...i..Actually...i.....will you stop shuttering and tell me about whom you want to talk?" Baba said dabhai cutting in middle.

'Dikhti billi hai par daharti sher ki tarha hay ' (A saying in Hindi/Urdu) 'Looks like a cat but roars like a lion' "You?! What are you doing here" Aunty came downstairs and looked at me. "Assalamualaikum" I greeted her, so did she "Walaikumassalam" She smiled and patted my head. Haya eyed me from top to bottom, did I do something wrong?? "Why are you standing? Come sit" Aunty said and I sat on the couch while Aunty & Haya sat on the same couch.

They bent down and said "Jahanpanah tussi great ho...tohfa kabool karo." (My lord you are great. Accept our gift.) They turn their back and patted their hips cheek.  I broke into laugh when they did exactly like in movie. Everyone started laughing looking at both of them and keep laughing looking at both of them. "Tohfa kabool hai." I said dramatically while laughing and recording their video. (Gift accepted.) We watched this movie millionth time together and love this dialogue. Even James and Nick say this dialogue in hindi fluently. I know..I'm devil..

" I asked, amused that Aryan even know these infamous dialogues from Bollywood movies. "Oh don't tell me you haven't seen the movie, it was like fav movie of every child back then. " His eyes were shining and his lips curled up in smile. I agreed with him, even I used to watch these type of movies a lot. "No, I'm just surprised. Now finish the juice and go or you want to get stuck with me. " Again handing him the glass of juice I urged him to drink it which was patiently waiting on the counter . "I would rather stuck with you than being miles away from you. "

( Famous lines of Bahubali movie ) listening to Sahiba Siddharth and Rashid started laughing hard and rachna and arohi were glaring at Sahiba. Sahiba is a fan of movies serials, ads travel shows she likes everything that comes on television. So for every situation, she used to give types of typestyles and right now she did the same thing. Sahiba got conscious of her surroundings and murmured a little sorry. "Dont mind us Sahiba but you look so cute while imitating the dialogue" .Siddharth tried to make her comfortable.

"Should I laugh?" We take our plates,making way to our regular couch,as we start eating. "You know what?",I screech, wincing when a couple of heads turned to look at us,as I nod my head in apology,"The asshole is coming back to Mumbai." "Dhruv?" I give him a deadpanned look,duh,idiot. "He's already in Mumbai",he said casually tearing his chapati,"Wait. How do you know it?" I narrow my eyes at him,"How do you know it?"

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

Ruhi asked as she saw both fights like cats. "We are not fighting" both were quick to answer. "Then shake your hands now" Ruhi demanded as both did the same. "Now hug it out" she added as Ishu widened her eyes. "Who are teaching these all things to you?" Ishu asked grabbing Ruhi to her side. "I saw a Hindi film, Singham. There I taught this dialogue. Nice right?" Ruhi exclaimed happily. "Whoever taught you. It's a good idea?" Arjun spoke as he grabbed Ishy to hug.

He acted like , he is praying to god. "Oh you mean Anjali." Aakash said and again started laughing . Why is he laughing so much ? "Can you just stop it now ? Suggest me what I can do now ? " Abeer said to him as, he got very irritated by his silly jokes. He stopped laughing and put his hand on fore head, acting like he his thinking somthing, after few minutes he said ,"Bro, find a new girlfriend. Yah ! That's a good idea , find . And I'll also help you."