Funny Discussion Topics Novels & Stories

“You two are the worst. Can we please talk about something else? Like how Zara’s roommate snores loud enough to wake the entire lodge?” Zara launched into an exaggerated story about her roommate’s snoring, complete with sound effects that had us all laughing again. The conversation flowed easily from there funny stories from past semesters, complaints about group projects, and ridiculous ideas for what we’d do if we won the lottery after graduation. For a little while, the rain outside and the chaos of the retreat faded into the background. It felt good to just be with my friends, joking and teasing without the constant weight of Sophia or Julian hanging over us.

To men, discussing women is the best topic to start a discussion rolling. Previously, they all thought Mr. Ackman was a weirdo who didn’t like women, but now it seems like he did. They all let their guard down and the discussion turned wild. “Mr. Ackman, let’s all go to a bar tonight! I’ll provide you with some beautiful women!” “I know a place, the girls there are gorgeous, and playful too! Mr. Ackman, just tell me a number and you can have as many as you want.” “Haha…”

“Nope. Hella expensive things, really. My friend, don’t stick your thing inside a woman without using protection until you’re financially stable. I tell you, I probably could afford a car for like two years worth of diapers. And imagine if your kiddo is amused by shitting, sheesh.” “I hate to break this to you, but the more time we spend together, the weirder you’re acting. Can we avoid talking about diapers and shit? Just please, change the topic.” I think about it for a moment and decide to be nice. If a change of topic is what he wants, I can deliver. “Yeah. Vaginas, let’s talk about vaginas.”

’ he says as he orders mammoth quantities of food for himself. ‘What?’ ‘This trip. Finally you have managed to come out of your girlfriend’s lap and into the real world.’ ‘Fuck you.’ We share a muted laugh. It’s like we are back to our college days. Only that our topics of discussion in college used to hover around boobs and porn, while just yesterday I found myself discussing the Indian foreign policy with him. Growing up is a painful process.

As the conversation between Alex and Hazel continued to flow, they delved into a variety of topics that sparked their curiosity and shared interests. They discussed their experiences in their respective departments, exchanging insights and perspectives that offered new insights and perspectives. Hazel shared her passion for literature and storytelling, while Alex talked about their interest in digital marketing and the evolving landscape of online advertising. Their conversation meandered through discussions about favorite books, recent trends in marketing, and even shared hobbies and travel experiences.

“What? Don't act like you don't have sex. We love it. You love it… blah blah, blah.” “Please mum… just stop.” I shrieked giggling. “ You are so crazy, mum.” She laughed.” Yeah, you can say that, and don't change the subject. We are just ladies talking about boys. And don't tell me I'm too old for that.” she cocked her head to the side. “No, it's because you are my mom and I am not going to talk about my sex life with you.” I laughed at how absurd it was. That was completely gross.

"There's no good way to lose someone." "No. There isn't." We sat in comfortable silence for a moment. The waiter brought our food, and the conversation shifted to lighter topics. Pack dynamics. Training methods. The ridiculousness of traditional ceremonies that no one actually believed in anymore. Brynn made me laugh. Really laugh, for the first time in weeks. She had a way of seeing through bullshit that I appreciated.

No one cares that my personal life was being discussed like the cafeteria mystery meat. As much as I wanted to die right there of embarrassment, it was good to know they cared about me. It was kinda fun... sort of. But really, couldn't they have come up with another topic that didn't turn me into a tomato? Like maybe my fantastic idea of taking a spa day this weekend? That would've been awesome! Or if anyone was planning a fun party at the beach? That would've been fun! Until Cassie ruined it. Again!

"We would discuss trade arrangements." Shit!

For some reason, the conversation centered once again around children and who was going to be the best dad and uncle, with Ty of course claiming the prize for both. We teased him about his book reading, that is until Dani busted Con for doing the same thing. The others were soon all toppled by their women one by one. My brothers are reading baby how to books. Damn! I remember a time when all or most of our conversations were about war or some other sick shit that only a handful of people in the world knew anything about. But five grown men were actually arguing about some shit that like I said, even a year ago wasn't on our radar. The thing is, I think they were serious and so did their wome