Funny Finding Nemo Novels & Stories

I started, “so first of all, he wasn’t a troll like I imagined. He was actually kinda cute. Nerdy cute. Nervous little bunny kind of cute.” Katie clutched her chest. “Awww!” Skylar squinted. “Wait for it… if you’re describing him as ‘little bunny,’ this is about to go south real fast.” I gave her a grim nod. “South is an understatement. Try deep into the Mariana Trench of disaster.” They gasped. “So we’re in his car, right?” I continued, getting up to pour myself a drink. “And I decide—because I’m obviously an idiot—to test the waters. You know, just for fun.”

“Let’s just get home, and we can call you friend. The one that is going to help Owen and Em with the car accident, if he can't give you advice, I am sure he knows someone. Let's just try to not think of this nut job for the remainder of this flight.” We both picked the same first movie on the plane. Step Brothers. It was my favorite comedy, and the right movie to pick up the mood. “I can’t believe I was ten when this movie came out.” I laughed. Obviously I didn't get to watch it till much later, but it's crazy to think of it as such an old movie.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

Milly's smile stiffened. Suddenly feeling Uncomfortab, she licked her lips to hide her embarrassment she felt. Infact Indeed she is not Mrs Noah. The surrounding reporters fell into a weird silence until suddenly a voice rang up, "Rumours say that since CEO Noah's divorced ten years ago, there has not been another Woman". Riley suddenly could not hear the sound from the television anymore. A sharp pain suddenly came from her abdomen causing her to falI face down against the floor as blood rose up from within her chest, spurting out of her throat.

My eyebrows knit together, why is that funny? “Zander balanced a whole pizza there once, still in its box. Then he started to fall asleep and his head hit the corner. The pizza flew through the air and hit the wall before sliding down it, all the way to the floor. He thought it was hilarious. That pizza was half mine.” he pouts and looks like he was genuinely sad about his lost pizza and a giggle escapes me. Maybe he isn’t so frightening after all. “When I was little I saw Finding Nemo, it was a treat for my birthday.” Christian looks at me warmly.

"Who said that lie?" He blinked, as if in a trance then scowled. "Everyone. And please I know you like me." I froze, my heart going in a frenzy. He knew! Shit. Abort mission, abort life, abort everything. Become an E.T. I shuttered, trying to deny the fact but nothing came up my throat. Just when I needed a brain, it ditched me. And I looked like a Nemo, opening and closing my mouth repeatedly. No, that is done by goldfish and Nemo was a clownfish. I wonder if he had any jokes. Wait, what?

Clearing his throat, he read aloud, "I cried watching a kids' movie last week." A beat of silence passed before Seth hesitantly raised his hand. "It was Finding Nemo, okay? The father-son stuff gets me every time." The group erupted into laughter, and Wren patted his back sympathetically. "Honestly? Valid." Shawn grinned. "Wait, did you cry at the beginning or the end?" Seth groaned, covering his face. "Both." The next person to read was Wren. She did a little dance before picking a slip from the basket. Her eyes scanned the paper, and a mischievous smile grew on her lips.

an actress on screen announced as she splashed her head up from under the water in front of Eddie Murphy’s character where he sat in an enormous bathtub. Colton burst out laughing as he popped a handful of Sour Patch Kids into his mouth. When he glanced at me to share the amusement, he finally noticed I wasn’t paying any attention to the movie. “Seriously, why do you keep looking at me like that?” I shook my head, not really sure myself. “I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on with you? You’re acting...sweet.” Huffing as if offended, he said, “I am sweet.”

“Bye Nemo.” “Mom, I don’t want him.” The elder guy complained, making the few people in the aquarium laugh. “So cute.” I muttered with a smile as I saw the two kids disappear. “So annoying.” Alex replied, making me roll my eyes. “So do you like fishes?” “I had a pet Betta fish when I was young. But because I gave it too much attention, Sofia my younger sister got jealous of it and she threw it away in the toilet.” My jaw dropped before letting out a laugh. “Seriously?”

VERENA “Where’s Dory? She didn’t come to play with me today.” Ezra complaints, pouting. “Is she playing hide-and-seek with me?” I smile, a bittersweet expression playing on my lips. "Sort of," I reply, my voice filled with a newfound hope. "She's playing hide-and-seek with us." Ezra chuckles, his laughter a soothing balm for my troubled heart. "That's like Finding Dory," he says, his eyes sparkling with excitement.