Funny Finding Nemo Novels & Stories

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

Eli tossed and turned in endless dreams. Flashing images of his mother and Dean calling him, he couldn’t find them, and worse, they couldn’t find him. His eyes opened in time to see the large black figure disappearing up the stairs. His heart was beating fast. He sat up and rubbed his eyes. He had been crying in his sleep again. Next to his cot, resting on a small table, was a glass of orange soda; it was his favorite soda. A treat his mother allowed sometimes. He drank it down; the sweetness felt cheerful. A moment later, he yawned the most enormous yawn he could ever remember as a sudden heavy sleepiness overcame him. He put his head back down on the pillow.

“Ahahahaha. My voice is funny. I sound so funny. My tongue is used to help me talk. What would we be without tongues? Am I just a giant tongue walking around?” I continue stumbling and mumbling to myself as I walk deeper into the forest, until a small clearing comes into my view. I see the bright light of the moon reflected in a small watering hole. “An oasis! We found it, Captain! Hurry, before the nematodes catch up to us and drink it all!” I shout and laugh with glee as I walk into the water. The coolness feels soothing against my feet.

"...was a quiet evening with my favourite little man." Her gaze drifted to Rhys. "Just him and I, a huge tub of chocolate chip ice cream, and watching Finding Nemo." Before anyone could respond—"NEMO!" Rhys shouted so loudly that we all jumped. He threw both little arms into the air. "NEMO!" His tiny face lit up. "Dory!" The room exploded into laughter. Valentina covered her face. "Oh, traitor." Rhys giggled hysterically. "Nemo! Dory! Fish!"

“Now let’s go find something to eat before I start biting our mates.” Jason nearly choked. Nelson looked horrified. I buried my face in my hands inside our shared mind. “You are impossible.” “Correct.” “You are the most annoying wolf in existence.” “Also correct.” “You need help.” “Probably.” Then he grinned again and I found myself laughing.

Five pair of eyes were fixed on my expression, blinking in unison. “Ha! No, that is old school mythology. We can control our shifts.” Samuel confirmed. The silence full upon me again for a minute or two. Are they really persevering with this bollock? I began to chuckle quietly to myself before it fully escaped me. “Hahahaha… Oh wow… You were almost convincing.” I tittered a nervous restrained laugh. “What? What’s so funny?” Kieran asked wryly. “You guys are what’s funny! What is with this pretence.” I cast a sceptical eye whilst I suppressed my chortle.

He pour something on the open wound that created a foam like substance. I swear it was more painful to watch than experience because Herman's face continued to hold no expression excerpt seriousness. He proceeded to clean it like Rambo and I cringed. Rambo II was the worst movie I watched after watching that scene with the rats and him popping a bullet out of his body. Bowel rose up my dry throat and I gagged, but only puffs of hot air came out. Herman's eyes flickered to me and I looked away still experiencing the horrid feeling of puking without substance.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

Pearl was smiling and I just noticed that Cayden had already followed me and those who were with us except Gen and Alice were clustered swimming a little far away from us. We are all swimming in different styles. My long hair also goes with my movements. The loser still rejoiced hahaha. We also pass some swimming mermaids who look at us and stop but they don't do anything. They are probably wondering how there is someone like us in their place. I see electric eels, nudibranchs, and Nemo! Oh my gosh! Nemo is here! I think his dad is the one with him. I just snorted and continued swimming. I don't know when the coral reef grew around because it is still the atlas. Or maybe it's just his nature