Funny Girlfriend Joke

The Alpha continued," I need you to work here in my house as a maid and try to…seduce my son. Lest I forget, he has a girlfriend, Lydia who is going to be mated to him in full moon, six months from now. You must seduce my son within the space of six months and get pregnant for him. In exchange, your brother would be given a respectable position and you will get the life you want. “ --- Alyssa must get pregnant for the Alpha’s son in half a year to be allowed to stay in the pack. Although she feels most reluctant to trade herself, she and her younger brother need a shelter from the terrible attacks they had once endured as outcasts. However, will she be strong enough to bear the pain of witnessing the Alpha’s son mating with his girlfriend, after finding out he is her one and only mate? Author: Bridget Copyright: Ideaink Six Cats

Thea Morris is 23 years old and she works as an interior designer for a well-known company in Paris. She always rejected all the guys that asked her to go out on a date. She doesn't date nor has a boyfriend because she always makes herself busy with her work, work, and work. Joseph Sanchez is 26 years old. He's the owner of Sanchez Corporation also name J.S Corporation. He is well known because of his good-looking face and also he's one of the richest bachelors in New York. He loves to play and break women's hearts. For him, all women are the same who like to easily give their bodies like a whore. When Joseph going to open a new hotel in Paris, of course, he needs an interior designer to make a design for his hotel. That's when Thea is chosen and the one who's gonna in charge of that job. At first, they just act as a professional boss and employee. But then, days by days the attraction between both of them have become stronger. But the problem is Thea didn't want to have any relationship with Joseph because she's afraid that he might leave and break her heart just like he did to other women. Read to find out more...

Night Stalker Series 3: Forrest Wood is an enigmatic tattooed bartender who lives in two worlds to protect someone he loves. He never questions his self-control over temptations while searching for answers for half his life. Until something has changed in a woman, he’s been keeping tabs for a while. When he’s finally ready to deal with his feelings, he knows nothing can be easy in his life—it only complicates his plans and his secrets that Megan might not accept who truly he is. A flirty, blunt, and funny, Megan Simons built her walls over relationships until her life crumbles down in front of her. Forrest comes to the rescue. She finds him intriguing and beyond attractive. When she starts bringing her walls down, she finds herself in a situation where Forrest Wood is more than what meets the eye.

"Are you a virgin?" His baritone voice rang out, cutting through her beating heart. Arianna stared at the ruthless Alpha known to all, as his eyes feast on her body. She couldn't believe that she had been sold to Alpha Starr… the fearsome and ruthless alpha after the brutal murder of her parents because of debts. Why him? But what she didn't know was that the moon goddess played a cruel joke on her! Unknown to her, he was her mate! She didn't know because she hadn't gotten her wolf. What would happen when the man she hated the most turned out to be her mate after she got her wolf? Was he aware and was he ready to own her? Falling deep into the triangle of love between her mate and his beta who had been very caring towards her, she was in a fix on whom to choose. Would Alpha Starr let go of his mate because of his ego or will he fight to make her his alone?

Two CEOs got into an arranged marriage for convenience. One is a strong-willed woman who doesn’t believe in love. The other is a cold-hearted man who was rejected by his unrequited love. Adira Hale and Chadwick McElroy appear to be perfect in front of many. They are rich, influential, leaders, and good-looking. People said that they are the best couple, a match made by heaven. But the truth is far from the imaginary perfect romance that one could think of. Adira only married Chadwick in order to get pregnant. All she desires is his body and not his affection. Meanwhile, Chadwick despises the idea of sharing the bed with his wife just because he’s still in love with another woman. Is there a chance for love to bloom between temptation and betrayal?

Love finds you irrespective of your religion, race, tribe or color. They were caught up in a web of love when they lest expected it, both were from different backgrounds. It was hard to admit at first but after falling in love. It was more difficult to let go. Will they surmount all difficulties and obstacles? Will they fight for their love or watch it while it washes away with the rain that's about to pour? Join Ben and Roshan as they go through the hurdles of life together on a journey of true love.

Sophia Censatio, a waitress, tough and strong. She was hard like a rock to let anyone in until she met Aaron Samuel who made her steal heart turned soft and went explode. Aaron Samuel, a 30 years old bachelor. He has a cold heart. He never cared about anyone's feelings aside from his friends and family. He believes every woman is the same. All they want is; MONEY!! They would lick the ground he walk on for money but, Sophia changed his perspective. What happens when these two meet? And at that, they both need each other's help? • "There, sign the contract" he shot her a cold glare. "W.. wh.. what?!! You want me to sign a contract marriage with you?!" She asked in an unbelievable tone. "No, I'm not interested. I never agreed to do this with you" she added by declining even though, she needed it badly. If she agrees to be his wife for a year then, her sick mother will get treated and she will also be rewarded with money. Then, Aaron can also claim his father's empire. "Of course, you'll. Sign this and save your mother or, I make your life a living hell. I'm pretty sure, you know what I'm capable of doing " A wicked smirk creep at the corner of his lip. "Lying to your family that I'm your girlfriend isn't enough? Now, you're forcing me to do this? You're a monster!" She said to him as tears welled up in her eyes. "I know, I hear that a lot. Now, sign the damn paper before I lose it" he ordered her in his usual cold and scary tone. With her hand trembling in fear, she took the pen and signed the papers. Unknown to her, she just signed the death of herself.

After being reborn, I make up my mind to stop chasing after my childhood crush, Emil McLaren. When he puts up a sign banning my presence at his birthday party, I pack my bags and decide to go to Wanoki Island. When he says my scent makes his house feel nauseating, I quietly move out without complaint. When he says he doesn't want to breathe the same city air as me after our graduation, I leave and never look back. Then he tells me my existence might make his beloved first love uncomfortable. I nod and soon go public with someone else. In this life, I do the opposite of everything I did before. Because in my past life, I got what I wanted—I married Emil. But then his first love jumped off a cliff. He called me her murderer and tormented me. In the end, I jumped into the sea in a state of mental confusion and died. This time, all I want is to live. So, I find myself someone new. However, Emil blocks my path, his eyes bloodshot as he glares at me. "Penelope, I'll forgive this little joke of yours if you come with me right now."

Meet Isabella, a sheltered 23-year-old lady. Her father is the Alpha of the Raven Hood Pack. She is the definition of beauty and charisma, and she has a caring heart. She seems like she has it all, but she has yet to find a mate. She had lost hope of finding a mate until she met Richard Wilson. Richard, a 28-year-old Alpha from the Blue Crescent pack. He had had his own share of fun, and his life was perfect—a loving girlfriend, a successful pack, and people that loved him. But what he didn't expect was to meet his mate when he came for the annual Alpha Convention. Isabella was reluctant at first to leave with Richard. She couldn't imagine life without her family. But after much persuasion, she agreed. She settled into the pack and was ready to embrace her new role as the Luna. But life wasn't a bed of roses; her mate practically ignores her, and her mother-in-law wanted nothing to do with her. Will she continue to battle the mate bond or will she leave everything she knows behind to live with her mate on another continent? Throw in a jealous ex who is determined to kill her and a warrior who is smitten with her. Will their love be able to stand the test of time?

Chris never expected his life to change the moment he met Dante at the bar. What started as a chance encounter led to a job offer, a contract he couldn’t resist, and a world of luxury beyond his imagination. But beneath Dante’s charming demeanor lies a darker, more alluring truth, one that Chris stumbles upon too late. As sparks fly between them, Chris battles his growing attraction to Dante while trying to maintain his normal life with his girlfriend and parents. When he discovers Dante’s secret, a hunger that can only be satisfied by blood, Chris plunges into a dangerous game of desire, denial, and betrayal. Their passion ignites into a fiery affair, but the shadows of Dante’s world threaten to consume them both. With jealous rivals, a bitter ex-girlfriend, and an ancient betrayal coming to light, Chris must decide if love is worth risking his humanity. As the stakes rise, will Dante and Chris fight to stay together, or will the darkness tear them apart?