Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

I watched the guy have sex with my girlfriend while standing there like a moron. 'Girlfriend' That term had an unpleasant flavour. When I eventually got their attention, she pushed him away and adjusted her clothing as soon as I cleared my throat. She added as she approached me, "It's not what it appears to be." "Oops, really?" I inquired, my voice dripping with contempt. He questioned while adjusting his clothes, "Who is this dude?" I said to the moron, "Her boyfriend, no, ex-boyfriend." He made fun of my reply.

I said and Joni snatched the book and said hi to my girl. “Good morning Han Are you sure that you would never dump my stupid friend he's too ugly for you hahaha” My eyes widened in frustration when she said that to my girlfriend and I was about to hit her but her motorcycle drove fast and left my car behind. Hanna was laughing while I am frowning because of that fucking girl said. “If I saw that girl again I'm going to smash her,” I said gritting my teeth. While Hanna was still laughing. “Joni was funny Vin”

“Why would anything be wrong? I just found out today that my girlfriend thinks I’m not serious—but otherwise, everything’s great.” “Dude, if you’ve been constantly telling her how much of an idiot you are, then don’t be surprised. But I think you can still turn it around—especially if she still loves you,” he laughed and went inside. I followed quietly. He was right. “You’re back?” Jenny asked, touching her nose. “Everything okay?” she added, gently brushing my cheek. She always saw right through me. “I just love you so much,” I sighed. “Then you’re in luck,” she smiled, “because I love you just as much. And I’d love it if you asked me to dance.”

“ its for my girlfriend.” That gets them. Right on cue. “No way.” “Our boy’s gone soft!” “Aiden? You’ve turn into a lover boy their voices rise in playful disbelief and laughter spills around the room. The good kind. The kind that doesn’t sting. I shake my head, pretending I’m unfazed as I finish my laces. “Relax,” I say. “It’s not that deep.” “We are yet to know who this mystery girlfriend is” jason asks, leaning against the lockers. “Someone we know?”

Rose scoffed "I don't have a girlfriend,,you're the only girlfriend I have" Theo pouted "I am your girlfriend?" Rose's eyes widened "Of course" "When did,,wait,,are you joking? You didn't even ask me anything,," "I'm asking already,,will you be my girlfriend?" "No" She said and stuck out her tongue out at him before running away "Wait,,I was joking. I will ask you out properly later okay?" Theo said when he got to her "Are you serious right now?"

He explained and I nodded after a second hoping Sudhir will be fine with that. And to my surprise Sudhir was more than fine when I reached inside only to see him talking with Manohar smiling and they are laughing too. “Well, tell me the joke.” I said when they got inside. “It’s between boys.” Manohar said shrugging. “You are not a boy.” I said pointing out. “When you can be my girlfriend then I can definitely be a boy like I am your boyfriend right.” He retorted making my mouth open and close in shock. “Put your seat belt.” He added when I just stood there.

She questioned me as if she was trying to believe me but still denying it but I couldn't understand what girlfriend she is talking about. "My girlfriend? Who? When did this happen?" I questioned her back in Confusion and she got angry, "Don't lie, Mister Edward, I heard you talking on the call with your girlfriend, you were calling her baby and princess last night." She said and it took a minute to understand to whom she is talking about and just as I remembered whom she is thinking as my girlfriend I burst out in laughter. I got up from her and continued laughing non-stop and she was just looking at me as if I have gone mad.

★ Francis could only laugh as he listened to his best friend rant to him about his arranged wife and how she had made his girlfriend break up with him without any feeling of remorse. Jeffrey looked at his friend in mild shock as he wondered why he was laughing. How could he take so lightly what was so serious to him? He found himself smiling as well seconds later. Damn the contagious laugh! "Bro, this isn't funny. This woman just ruined my relationship. Karen wouldn't even pick my calls since yesterday. And Rhoda is even blaming me for her broken relationship. How was that my fault?" Francis tried to suppress his laugh. "I'm sorry about that. Actually, I find your wife amusing, so…"

If I don't do that she's gonna think I am joking. "It seems I have an ear problem, I just heard someone say he wants me to be his girlfriend, I heard it wrong right?" She asked just as I had thought. She looked at me and saw my expression that I was serious with what I just said. "Hello, how do you expect me to be your girlfriend? You are a rich guy, what do you expect the other to say? Please you can ask for something else but not the girlfriend stuff," She pleaded but I wasn't taking a no for an answer she is the only one I can do that with. Apart from Jina, she is the only girl who isn't in my family I laugh and joke with.

It's good to have a girlfriend who makes you laugh whenever you are on the verge of crying your heart out. "Yeah, I'm just messing with you, Honey-bee. Hey, look! We should playback the movie again. We missed a scene! Fudge it! That's the exciting part where he can't wield the hammer!" She uttered and groaned as we both went to focus on watching on the LED TV. The night went on, and we watched two more movies of the same character. We headed to bed way past midnight— it's indeed later than planned. --- "Good morning, Baby-blue! How was your sleep?" I was greeted by my girlfriend's cheerful voice when I opened my eyes as I just woke up from my blissful slumber.