Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

I watched the guy have sex with my girlfriend while standing there like a moron. 'Girlfriend' That term had an unpleasant flavour. When I eventually got their attention, she pushed him away and adjusted her clothing as soon as I cleared my throat. She added as she approached me, "It's not what it appears to be." "Oops, really?" I inquired, my voice dripping with contempt. He questioned while adjusting his clothes, "Who is this dude?" I said to the moron, "Her boyfriend, no, ex-boyfriend." He made fun of my reply.

"You're such a bitch. Stop laughing." I was about to throw my wine in my best friend's face if she didn't quit making fun of me. "You realize you just committed the worst dating faux pas possible. No woman wants to hear about her girlfriend's ex-lovers." "First of all, she's not my girlfriend. And secondly, she ate just as much ice cream as I did and had equally horrible stories to share." "Did she ever get dressed?" "I mean, she tied the robe. Nobody wants ice cream on bare skin. But no. She didn't put any clothes on. Did I mention her brother's ride?"

Rose scoffed "I don't have a girlfriend,,you're the only girlfriend I have" Theo pouted "I am your girlfriend?" Rose's eyes widened "Of course" "When did,,wait,,are you joking? You didn't even ask me anything,," "I'm asking already,,will you be my girlfriend?" "No" She said and stuck out her tongue out at him before running away "Wait,,I was joking. I will ask you out properly later okay?" Theo said when he got to her "Are you serious right now?"

The receptionist asked. "I am his girlfriend and I don’t think I need an appointment to see him!" Emma said smiling and the receptionist started laughing! "You are his girlfriend? That's a very good joke! Look, I am laughing!" The receptionist said and continued laughing! "I don’t have time to talk with you!" Emma said glaring at her! "Stop lying! Everyone knows that Mr Anderson doesn’t have any girlfriend!" The receptionist said fake smiling at her!

I said and Joni snatched the book and said hi to my girl. “Good morning Han Are you sure that you would never dump my stupid friend he's too ugly for you hahaha” My eyes widened in frustration when she said that to my girlfriend and I was about to hit her but her motorcycle drove fast and left my car behind. Hanna was laughing while I am frowning because of that fucking girl said. “If I saw that girl again I'm going to smash her,” I said gritting my teeth. While Hanna was still laughing. “Joni was funny Vin”

“Why would anything be wrong? I just found out today that my girlfriend thinks I’m not serious—but otherwise, everything’s great.” “Dude, if you’ve been constantly telling her how much of an idiot you are, then don’t be surprised. But I think you can still turn it around—especially if she still loves you,” he laughed and went inside. I followed quietly. He was right. “You’re back?” Jenny asked, touching her nose. “Everything okay?” she added, gently brushing my cheek. She always saw right through me. “I just love you so much,” I sighed. “Then you’re in luck,” she smiled, “because I love you just as much. And I’d love it if you asked me to dance.”

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

“ its for my girlfriend.” That gets them. Right on cue. “No way.” “Our boy’s gone soft!” “Aiden? You’ve turn into a lover boy their voices rise in playful disbelief and laughter spills around the room. The good kind. The kind that doesn’t sting. I shake my head, pretending I’m unfazed as I finish my laces. “Relax,” I say. “It’s not that deep.” “We are yet to know who this mystery girlfriend is” jason asks, leaning against the lockers. “Someone we know?”

She questioned me as if she was trying to believe me but still denying it but I couldn't understand what girlfriend she is talking about. "My girlfriend? Who? When did this happen?" I questioned her back in Confusion and she got angry, "Don't lie, Mister Edward, I heard you talking on the call with your girlfriend, you were calling her baby and princess last night." She said and it took a minute to understand to whom she is talking about and just as I remembered whom she is thinking as my girlfriend I burst out in laughter. I got up from her and continued laughing non-stop and she was just looking at me as if I have gone mad.

★ Francis could only laugh as he listened to his best friend rant to him about his arranged wife and how she had made his girlfriend break up with him without any feeling of remorse. Jeffrey looked at his friend in mild shock as he wondered why he was laughing. How could he take so lightly what was so serious to him? He found himself smiling as well seconds later. Damn the contagious laugh! "Bro, this isn't funny. This woman just ruined my relationship. Karen wouldn't even pick my calls since yesterday. And Rhoda is even blaming me for her broken relationship. How was that my fault?" Francis tried to suppress his laugh. "I'm sorry about that. Actually, I find your wife amusing, so…"