Funny Internet Things Novels & Stories

Funny, that's the name of the make believe dog that man mentioned. Coincidence is such a funny thing.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

”* The internet tore her apart instantly. Brian looked at the screen, then at me. “Should we get popcorn?” he asked. I grinned. “Absolutely.” ***************************** By noon, the internet was on fire. Like actual wildfire. Everyone was dragging Monica like she insulted the whole world personally. Memes. Tweets. TikToks. Edits with clown music. Side-by-side photos of her fake smile next to horror movie characters. Even people who didn’t know her started joining the fight. And the funniest part?

“Now, your wife will be the subject of mockery because of you. “Winnie will be condemned for being a homewrecker too. “As for you, it won’t take long before you become internet famous. “Once your wife’s and your companies go bust, you can take a job as an influencer with your newfound fame and sell products online. Shouldn’t you thank me? “If you want to fix things, the solution is simple, really. Just kneel outside the network and lick my shoes clean in public. “Otherwise, I will make you the biggest joke on the internet.” While talking, Sherry giggled uncontrollably. Intelligence was just as effective as brute force to take down the enemy.

Olalekan asked Milkos with a quizzical look. “Trails,” These programs leave a form of trail in a web environment they have been in,” Daniel was saying while admiring Milkos’ typing speed. He was punching in commands without looking at what he was doing. He turned to the others in the room who did not quite get what they were talking about. “Think of it like a snail, embedded into the internet atmosphere, leaving trails of slime. But the difference is that this slime comes as a form of a glitch in the web program. The site might suffer a moment’s glitch, some things might not be balanced, and the AI would be out of there, undetected, with every single information from that site. From the admi

Byron said, "because he has nothing better to do than send me funny memes and videos of kittens and goats behaving badly." Emily laughed out loud, even though Byron didn't seem to be in a very humorous mood. "Isn't it funny when older people discover the internet?" she said. "Not very. How would you like me to forward to you all the junk that he sends?" "No, please don't," Emily said, giggling, "though I wouldn't mind a curated selection of the funniest cute animal videos." Byron finally cracked a smile. "Would you like that with your breakfast in bed, Miss?"

Chapter 54 Annalisa If there was one thing about the internet, it was that it never forgets. Like, ‘never ever’ forgets. You could sneeze in public, and ten minutes later, there would be a skit remix of it going viral with the caption, “Bless you, queen.” So yeah, my little “I’m married” moment on the livestream? That had the world laughing their asses out.