Funny Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

"Old donkeys don't learn languages" They both laugh. - Why do you call me? What's up? - Wow, it's a very strange one. You know that I'm very attached to details, and since I learned that the world doesn't just have humans, and that there are different creatures, I've become even more attentive. - What strange thing happened?

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

“That sounds impossible.” “Then let me help,” he said simply. “Tell me something stupid. Something that has nothing to do with any of them.” I blinked at him. “Like what?” “Anything, your favorite childhood snack or your weirdest dream. Go.” The corner of my mouth twitched despite everything. “I used to dip french fries in vanilla ice cream.” Jace grinned. “Okay, that’s not weird, that’s genius.” “It is not.” “Are you kidding? Sweet and salty? That’s peak culinary innovation.”

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

"I so fuckin' hate you right now!" "You need to broaden your speech capabilities." "Fuck you!" I just kept making slow steady circles with my hand. She let loose another huff of air. "I'm not normal!" "Neither am I." "You're weird," she said. "But I go crazy." "We're all crazy." My hand landed twice. "Not off the deep-end crazy like me." "I've seen your 'off the deep-end crazy' and it scared the shit out of me, but I'm still here."

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

"Then you're probably the kind of person that's going to be interested in all sorts of weird shit." "Do tell."

I quickly leave ______ High school a place for the weird and unweird, funny thing is I'm the weirdest here, I only got one friend and that happens to be my bestie, and I love her so much, but sometimes I feel if she gets to know the real me that she'd think am a freak and leave or she'll tell the authorities or even if she happens to accept me, I'd feel like her pet cause come on am practically an animal, my thought gets interrupted by a loud horn

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!