Funny Moments In Bleach Novels & Stories

he screamed, stepping back. I grabbed the bleach bottle and hit him on the side his head as hard as I could, causing him to step backward. I took advantage of his momentary unbalance as he rubbed his eyes, knowing that I only had a second. I unscrewed the cap from the bleach bottle and threw the contents at him, causing him to scream out in pain as bleach covered his face and hair. I grabbed the broom and, finding sudden strength, rammed my foot into the wooden handle, breaking it in half.

Others are holding balloons. “You guys are so…” I couldn’t finish my statement because I’m about to burst out in laughter. They all clapped and laughed. David even jumped from couch to couch. “I didn’t know I’ll be needing these many tears just to make you happy, Jael,” Abigail said sarcastically while wiping off the tears from her face. “I was about to laugh when I saw her tearing up,” my sister said. “Hey!” “Have you seen Aaron’s face when he shouted, “Drive now, David!” Hana narrated and burst into laughter, too.

She explained then grabbed the serviettes on the table to help me clean myself. After a few seconds, Bea broke out in laughter. “What? Is something funny?” I asked her, for some reason, also inching towards bursting out in laughter. “No…no, uh it’s..” she smiled, then tried to wipe the grin from her face, but instead it got wider. “It’s just that…I just spit on a dutchess.” She chuckled as though she had shared a delightful secret with a long lost friend. “Oh, shut up! You promised that it was an accident!” I yelled then gave her a playful push, and she laughed even louder.

“What you consider fun and no big deal will come back to bite you in the ass one day and it’ll be so bad you’ll wish you were dead. After all, your heart is already as black as your coffee” It made me recall Hina’s pale face and suddenly, it wasn’t funny anymore but I put on a smile and said; “I guess I’m just tired. Nothing serious guys” They both suspiciously gazed at me but then nodded. When Toshiro and Sora were almost done, Sara and Yua returned, carrying cans of beer and soda. My eyes went wide when I saw that they weren’t alone. A certain guy with a man bun also walked in holding cans of beer.

"I'll cut YOU off." Afnie dissolved into laughter while Base caught Nala before she tipped over. I watched the whole exchange with a grin so wide my face hurt. This was what I'd been missing my entire life. People who laughed and joked and didn't treat every moment like it was a test I was failing. Beanne pushed another shot toward me. "Your turn." I grabbed it without hesitation and threw it back. Fire poured down my throat and settled in my stomach. My eyes watered and my face scrunched up.

Alex bangs his head on the kitchen counter while Reighly giggles at his dramatic act. “Why do I live here?” Alex says to himself. “Because you love us.” I tell him. I hear him mumble something and laugh at him. I see Kane, Darryn, and Brett walk into the main room. Darryn’s face is red from coughing. Kane and Brett look horrified. This makes me laugh even harder. Brett actually looks like he might vomit. Aaron comes out carrying the tiny pair of thong underwear and all three of the guys actually blush. It is to cute. I hear Burton hysterically laughing all the way in their workroom. Burton has a very distinct laugh. By distinct I mean he sounds like a fucking hyena. It is so ove

"I really almost lost it!" "Agreed," Aiden chimed in and leaned forward. "Also the part with the water balloons... I haven't seen you laugh that hard in a while, Kira. I literally thought you were going to choke or something." "Oh, please." Kira defended herself while rolling her eyes at him. "I was not going to choke, I just had something to laugh out," she said, trying to hold back the laugh she was about to burst out. Meanwhile, Bryan had already beat her to it as he burst out laughing. "Yeah, sure you did. You made us rush to go get water, only to find out you were just laughing and there was absolutely nothing wrong with you."

We exchanged a glance over Lily's head- a glance that held the weight of our new, fragile alliance. It was during bath time, as we knelt together on the wet floor, him washing Noah's hair while I soaped up a rubber dinosaur, that the first real, unscripted moment happened. Noah, in a fit of giggles, splashed a huge wave of bubbly water. It hit Leo square in the face. He sputtered, pretending to be outraged, and turned to me with a mock-scowl, water dripping from his nose. And I laughed. A real, surprised, belly laugh that burst out of me before I could stop it.

I just stood there, dripping, while the three of them cracked up like this was the funniest thing that had ever happened in the history of bathrooms. “Oops,” Blondie said, fake gasp and everything. “My hand slipped.” I wiped my face with the sleeve of Rowan’s jersey his name now sticky and ruined and felt something inside me snap like a wishbone. “Okay,” I said, voice shaking but loud, “you know what? That was actually impressive. Most people just talk shit online, but you went full sorority exorcism. Respect.”

He froze. "You-. can-. See-. Me-. Right? Kiikikikik." He thinks this is the end of his life that he always longed for, but still, it's pathetic if he dies due to a paranormal experience like this. As he accepted his destiny, he heard chuckles from various directions. “Pfft-haha. Hahahahaha." “Hahahaha Havi, you are funny!” “Did you catch it on camera? His face is so tense! You're nuts, dude! Ha ha ha ha!" Clement laughed so hard that he even clutched his stomach.