Funny Novel Titles

Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness.The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....

ASH KERBIEN REIGON (Ash)Yenjilane got into a trouble where she accidentally bumped their car into Ash's. She needs to pay for the damages of his car. Yenjilane's family didn't have enough money to pay for it because it's a luxury one. But it can be paid easily without her family's money involve. It is for her to be Ash's fake girlfriend.Will they stay acting fake until the end? Or it will turn out to be in a serious relationship?

"Cali, drop the knife, you know it is never that hard that you have to kill yourself." "For the last time Blake. I'm not suicidal!!" I throw the knife away. "Then why were you holding that knife?" He asked, worried. I then showed him the apple in my other hand. ------------- Cali Evans, 17, a normal girl with a wacky attitude and sass. Life was going smooth for her until Blake happened. Blake Sanders, 18, the popular, hot, bad boy finds a new mission when he meets Cali. One misunderstanding, a sarcastic girl and a bad boy equals to food fights, bowling nights, dangerous knifes, terrace conversations, monopoly games and maybe some love.

After working different jobs to pay off her debts and take care of her younger sister,she finally got a job as a personal maid for the most powerful business man,Ryan Damon, in the biggest mansion in the city. With their different personalities, she being a soft-hearted kind woman but stubborn in every way and the young master being a brutal and cold-hearted person,they found their alluring desires for each other a bit too cynical. But after working for him for almost a year she found out about a dark secret he kept from her, about her and her past. Can she let go of that burning desire for him? Or will she take revenge and make him pay?

Risna akhirnya mendapat pekerjaan lagi setelah setengah tahun menganggur. Tapi, pekerjaannya ini cukup unik: jadi pengasuh kucing! Bukan cuma harus memberi makan, mengajak bermain, dan rutin membawa 14 ekor kucing majikannya ke dokter hewan, Risna juga harus berhadapan dengan perasaannya kepada Deska, anak majikannya yang diam-diam dia taksir. Misteri masa lalu Deska membuat hubungan mereka sempat renggang. Bisakah Risna memperbaiki keadaan, menyatakan perasaannya pada Deska, sambil mengingat-ingat kucing mana yang dapat giliran vaksin bulan ini?

Pernikahan yang sudah didepan mata harus batal sepihak karena calon suaminya ternyata sudah menghamili wanita lain, yang merupakan adiknya sendiri, Yaya harus hidup dalam kesedihan setelah pengkhianatan Rian. Berharap dukungan keluarga, Yaya seolah tidak dipedulikan, semua hanya memperdulikan adiknya yang sudah merusak pesta pernikahannya, Apakah yang akan Yaya lakukan setelah kejadian ini? Akankah dia bisa kuat menerima takdirnya?

Pernikahan adalah ibadah terpanjang untuk mengikuti Sunnah Rasulullah. Tapi, jika pernikahan terjadi karena sebuah paksaan apakah ibadah itu akan tetap ternilai? Adam Rafan, seorang ustadz muda yang tengah mengabdi di pesantren As-Salam, tepatnya di daerah ibu kota. Dijodohkan dengan seorang santri bernama Danialah Muhafiza. Mereka harus menikah secara terpaksa atas keinginan kakek mereka. Dan pernikahan mereka juga harus menjadi sebuah pernikahan rahasia.

Edward Kennet seorang pria tampan berusia dua puluh delapan tahun. Saat ini sedang menjabat sebagai CEO di perusahaan milik keluarganya.  Dalam hal berkarier Edward tak ada duanya. Perusahaannya selalu saja unggul dibandingkan dengan yang lainnya. Namun kesuksesannya dalam dunia bisnis, tidak serta merta membawanya selalu beruntung dalam urusan percintaan. Bahkan pemuda itu sering sekali mengalami kegagalan saat menjalin hubungan serius dengan lawan jenisnya. Semua hal buruk yang terjadi kepadanya di masa lalu karena para wanita, membuat Edward menjadi trauma dan tidak ingin mengenal wanita lagi. Menyadari akan hal itu, sang kakek lalu menyewa seorang gadis bernama Zuri Agnesa untuk membuat sang cucu jatuh cinta kepadanya. Zuri tak kuasa melawan keinginan Opa Bram yang memberinya tugas berat ini. Kakek tua itu telah melunasi semua utang-utang keluarganya.  Mau tidak mau Edward harus menerima kehadiran Zuri di dalam hidupnya, yang datang secara tiba-tiba. Mereka pun menikah namun dengan satu perjanjian pernikahan yang hanya mereka berdua yang tahu. Mampukah Zuri meluluhkan hati Edward sesuai dengan misi rahasia dari Opa Bram? Ataukah Edward malah jatuh cinta lebih dulu kepada gadis itu?  Ataukah keduanya saling mencintai secara diam-diam? Bagaimana dengan perjanjian pernikahan mereka? Apakah yang terjadi jika Edward juga mengetahui jika Zuri ternyata suruhan dari kakeknya? Penasaran kelanjutannya? Plagiarisme melanggar undang-undang hak cipta nomor 28 tahun 2014.

A hater or you can call her a basher. She hates musicians but in the other hand music is her healer. Past will forever be there, but you have to focus on what will happen in present and future. Hope you will learn something from her.

Meet Steve , a young billionaire , pompous, arrogant , whose heart was shattered by her ex girlfriend as a result of love, swore to take his revenge to every ladies he come across , he became a bed warmer sleeping with different women , both married and single ended up destroying many of their lives . Meet Julia , her secretary whom doesn't give a damn about him being arrogant , what will happen when the boss decides to teach her a lesson that she will never forget What will happen when the women decides to come together to revenge on how Steve shattered their lives especially Caro who ended up aborting two babies for him Read as the secrets unfold