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York Langston locked me up for six months. Word on the street was he dropped over 100 million to buy me my own private island. Security here? Tight enough to rival the White House. Even a bird that flew past the area would get shot down on sight. But what nobody knew… All that luxury people envied? To me, it was just a gilded cage. It wasn't until he found a woman who looked almost like me that his interest began to fade. One day, she stormed the island with a gang at her back while he was away. She slashed my tendons and carved up my face with a blade before locking me inside a cage with a rabid dog. I was barely breathing by the time York finally found me. "York, this woman thought she could fool you by imitating me? She must be a spy! You'll have to flay her alive if you want her to talk!"

Sa edad na dalawampu't isa, hindi inaasahan na ganoon kaagang mabubuntis si Hashana Romero. Kahit nagdadalang-tao ay pinilit niyang makapagtapos ng pag-aaral para sa kinabukasan ng magiging anak. Subalit sa pakikipagsapalaran nito sa syudad, nakilala ni Hashana si Rheo Auxilio na sa huli ay kanyang naging nobyo. Ngunit hanggang saan nga ba susukatin ang pagmamahalan ng dalawa kapag nakilala ni Hashana ang ama ni Rheo na si Clifton Auxilio? Na kung saan doon lang niya napagtantong ito ang kanyang nakaniig anim na taon ang lumipas. Makakaya kaya ng dalaga na ipaglaban ang pagmamahalan nila ng kasintahan kahit ang ama nito ay ama din ng anak niya? O susukuan niya ang pagmamahalan nilang dalawa alang-alang sa limang taong gulang niyang anak? Subalit papaano nga ba kung malaman ni Clifton na may anak sila ni Hashana? Ano kaya ang kayang gawin at isakripisyo ng lalaki?

He was married to help a girl under the influence of witchcraft. Didn't care about all the restrictions from the family. Damaresh stuck with his goal of getting married because he didn't want Calista to die because of something silly. His humanity just came out when he saw the sadness in Calista's eyes—trying to forget the soul mate that was chosen for him. Damaresh felt that maybe Calista was his soul mate. Then, what is the fate of the girl supposed to be Damares' soul mate? Will she go away and think that soul mates are nonsense? Or maybe they will be united in time? Then, what about Calista? Will she accept all this? Or will she back off and let Damaresh go?

After setting a date with my online boyfriend to meet in person on New Year's Eve, I prepare a dress that will drive him mad. I also prepare a gift for him. To my surprise, he brings his twin brother with him. That's not all—he's only reserved one hotel room. I laugh when I see the identical faces before me.

Saskia Anastasya Putri seorang putri bungsu yang diacuhkan oleh keluarganya karena kesibukan mereka di dunia bisnis, ia terlantar dan merasa bahwa keluarganya sangat tidak adil dalam mengelola waktu yang selalu mereka habiskan di luar rumah. Karena merasa tidak ada yang menyayanginya, Saskia menjadi sosok anak yang brutal dan nakal. Waktu yang seharusnya ia habiskan untuk belajar di sekolah justru ia habiskan cuma-cuma. Saskia terjebak di dunia hitam bersama salah satu temannya yang bernasib tidak jauh dari dirinya. Dan mereka tersadar saat takdir membuat mereka kehilangan separuh dari kesempurnaan tubuh yang mereka miliki. Akankah Tuhan masih menerima maaf dari Saskia yang benar-benar memiliki masa lalu yang cukup kelam? Bagaimana dengan sesuatu yang telah hilang dalam dirinya, apakah Saskia mampu menerima semua itu dengan ikhlas?

Violet. A hacker. Tracker. K*ller. She can find you wherever you go and bring you to hell anytime. Kulang ang lupang tatakbuhan mo kapag ikaw ang malas na minarkahan. Walang sinasanto at wala ring kinatatakutan. Pumapatay para mabuhay. But she is also a woman of desire, mainit, mapaghanap at palaban sa kama. S*x gives her a different level of satisfaction, pero hindi basta lalaki ay kayang abutin ang kaniyang standards. Isa si Alex Broullet sa mga markado. But how can she k*ll the only man who can give all of her desire? Paano niya papatayin ang lalaking inaasam niyang makaniig for the rest of her life. Ang lalaking titig at haplos pa lamang ay kaya na siyang ihatid sa ika-pitong langit? Did she fall into her trap?

Daniella Berni made a mistake when she came to Boston. And that was letting The Capaldi Brothers find out she was there. Now, Niccolo Capaldi knew where she was. And he'd stop at nothing to get her back.

A girl was lost her mum during her childbirth, the father remarried and the step mother started mal treating her. She basically was addressed as the house girl. Even the father hates her because he thinks she was responsible for the late wife's death.

Kylie Leowfin is a beautiful, intelligent, and special model from Europe. She is living a happy life until she returns to the Philippines for the wedding of her cousin. During her stay there, she meets Thurstin Piers, a guy she does not want to see again. She dislikes Thurstin\'s that so much. However, fate and chance conspired together. Their paths cross again, and Thurstin and Kelly are stuck in the same place. After a while, Kylie realized that Thurstin\'s had a kind heart. But the pressure Kylie feels from the two of them being stuck in the same place that might make Kylie develop feelings for him. By keeping her distance and distracting herself, Kylie tried not to be disturbed by him. Do they have any chance of falling in love with each other? Read on to find out.

I was abandoned and someone took me in, but being born in a mistake, I've never been a part of this world. Until a hit is taken out on me. I'm kidnapped in the night, heading to have fun, but waking up, it's to come face to face with Dimitri DiFronzo. Dangerous and heartless, Dimitri is the most feared man in the world. I've heard rumors about his potential. I find myself in a nightmare where I don't know who I can trust, and fear for my life is my only constant companion. I'm forced to be at Dimitri's mercy, I'm just not sure he has any. The fact that he is disarmingly attractive, doesn't help either. Tall, dark, and deadly. Knowing this, he uses it against me like a weapon, breaking down my walls faster than can put them up. There's a war coming, and I'm right in the middle of it. The only question is, will Dimitri be the one to save me or kill me?