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We both laughed again, and for a split second, I forgot all the rules I set for myself. Forgot the wall I’d built. Forgot how hard I fought to not feel anything for any man, especially one this easy to like. "You do music too?" I asked. "A little. I used to rap in college. Did some open mic nights." "Shut up." "Seriously. Got booed once for doing a remix of a love song and turned it into a breakup anthem." "I would’ve booed too." "Ouch. That’s cold." "Hey, I’m just being honest."

As soon as he saw me, he started laughing. “You want to know what I did?” Tears welled up in my eyes, and I looked at him with fear. “I sent a couple of guys to rough up your friend real good. And that’s exactly what happened. They beat him until he passed out. He was lying in his own blood, and those two bitches were begging for help. It was pretty entertaining to watch.” He knelt beside me and poured the bottle over my head. “Soon enough, your friends will get tired of you and realize you’re not worth it.”

“Aiyo, someone's willing to get everything I throw. This is so much fun, hahaha.” Ryo laughed with chills, wanting a glass of champagne. “I don't understand why you're doing this, Ryo. Aren't we best friends? ” A stupid laugh escaped Ryo's lips like he tasted something sour that needed to be spit out; he wanted to puke. “Best friends? Stop acting like you're the innocent pig. Pigs smell bad, but they're not born snakes.”

"I'm dying, Idiot! Juliet poisoned Bob's food!" "Who the hell is Bob?" Ryder asked. "Where the fuck is this even going?" He asked and Ryder shrugged, bowing regardless. "Bravo!" I said, clapping and wiping away a fake tear. "That was very inspirational." "See? She gets it!" River said, getting up and shaking his head. I honestly knew that having friendships would end badly but these guys were honestly a unique set. I'd just have to risk it. This was way better than talking to myself.

🎵I hope a trap boy's your type🎵 🎶why?🎶 🎵Cause I don't have a nine to five🎵 🎶alright🎶 🎵I get that your standards high but I'm not a random guy, I'm different🎵 🎶lliterally🎶 🎵When I write my rhymes, you say you don't like that line, I'll switch it🎵 🎶calm🎶 🎵You said you don't like my life, you said you don't like my guys you're trippin', trippin🎵

🎵 🎵 “That true love starts with friendship” 🎵 “A kiss on the forehead… a date night”🎵 🎵 “Fake an apology after a fight” 🎵 🎵 “I need a man, who's patient and kind”🎵 🎵 “Gets out of the car and holds the door…”🎵 🎵 “I wanna slow dance, in the living room like”🎵 🎵 “We're 18 at senior prom and grown”🎵

Then the two older men looked at Mack standing there with the smirk growing on his face. Then he saw the face paint the kids did on them. He started to laugh at them. “You both are a sight to see.” Mack finally said. “I don’t know how you do this,” Gabe said with a laugh. “I mean every day.” Mack pulled out his hand and showed them his own nails, which were clear but shiny. “It is doable at any time, but there have to be limits.”

life, I was raised by the street…So I gotta be down with the hood team…Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams…I'm a educated fool with money on my mind…Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye…I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger…And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger…Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away…I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?…I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?…The way things is goin', I don't know…Tell me why are we so blind to see…That the ones we hurt are you and me?…Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise…Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise…Keep spendin' most our lives l

"Ooh, this is fun!" Casey looked at the screen and started laughing too. He pointed at one of the IDs. "Look at this one, total kid. Curse them out a few extra times!" "You don't have to tell me!" Linda laughed and unleashed another barrage of slurs. The two of them were chatting and laughing, like they were playing some fun little game—tearing apart everything I'd built. I watched the screen, tears pouring down my face. The friend I'd treasured most and the man I'd loved—doing this to me.