Novel & Cerita Funny Sister Memes

I'm a CEO. Funny things keep happening around me after I meet a weird woman.

THIS BOOK CONTAINS RAW, STEAMY, AND EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU'RE NOT 18+, PLEASE ABSTAIN. When Shemika accidentally kills her brother‑in‑law during a four‑hour, drug‑laced BDSM session on the night of her sister’s funeral, she flees and was hit by a car. The driver turns out to be the smooth‑talking ex‑convict everybody calls Bishop, manager of the ultra‑exclusive nightclub known as Wet Nights. He carries her to the club’s secret hospital beneath the dance floor for her to recover.  To dodge arrest, Shemika begs for a job at the club. After a shocking demonstration of wax play, orgasm denial, and bondage, she signs a blood‑ink contract and becomes property of Wet Nights. She was taken to the performers’ 14‑storey dorm, known as the Crimson House where all the performers (employees) at Wet Nights stays. The house is managed by the predatory house‑manager known as Sinner—he fucks every newbie in the house as part of their onboarding session. On her first night, Shemika is bullied to parade naked through all fourteen floors, but the funny bisexual icon Jax steps in and helps her. Soon Shemika teams up with two dancers namely; Synn, the ice‑cold top performer, and Lexi, whose real purpose is finding her sister who vanished while working at the club. But some doors in Wet Nights stay locked for a reason…

Maya de Cruz thought the worst thing that could happen before her wedding was catching her fiancé cheating on her. She was wrong. One reckless night with Rhysand Bernadi, her fiancé’s dangerous older brother, changed the course of her entire life. By morning, Maya disappeared without a word, carrying a secret powerful enough to destroy two old-money families. Five years later, Maya has rebuilt herself in Los Angeles as the owner of De Cruz Atelier, a luxury event company trusted by celebrities, billionaires, and people rich enough to turn scandals into PR strategy. Her life is controlled, successful, and carefully protected around the one thing that matters most: her son, Aiden. Then Maya is hired for the biggest project of her career. Designing Rhysand Bernadi’s wedding. Rhysand is no longer the reckless heir she left behind in Hawaii. He’s colder now. More powerful. More dangerous. And the moment he sees Maya again, it becomes painfully clear that neither of them ever truly moved on. As old attraction resurfaces, family tensions explode, and anonymous threats begin appearing around Maya’s life, the past she buried starts clawing its way back to the surface. Because someone knows what happened five years ago. And someone has been watching Maya for much longer than she realizes. The problem is no longer just the wedding. It’s the little boy with Rhysand’s eyes.

Warning: This is a no-sweet love story, but a must-read for those with a dirty mind. The novel is not for the faint of heart. Within these pages lie secrets that are whispered in darkness and moaned in ecstasy, stories that explore the raw, unfiltered depths of human desire. Each chapter builds to a crescendo of passion, leaving you breathless and aching for more. It is a journey through the diverse landscapes of eroticism, where power struggles dance with surrender, and mind games blur the lines between pleasure and pain. If explicit scenes that push boundaries offend you, turn back now. This collection is crafted for dark-minded adults who embrace their primal fantasies without apology. “For those seeking scorching hot, unapologetically dirty tales of wild passion, look no further. But be warned: these stories will make your legs quiver and your imagination burn.” Strictly 18+. If you're underage, do not dare proceed. Even adults should lock their doors before diving in. You've been warned. “Now step inside if you think you can handle the heat.”

Joaquin was never the type to get rejected. He has and will always get whatever he wants, including the wife of his late brother. He wanted her, he always do. He had him first but she married him. And now he has the chance of his life, he will have her naked in his bed, moaning his name as they make love. *** Joaquin was known as the cold and merciless Alpha, he grew up with his parents holding him on the neck. They want power, he gave them. They want to be served like royalty, he gave them. He always give what people wants, what his pack wants. He's an Alpha of his words and he will do anything to please anyone. While Fiona, a packless lone wolf who married the Beta of Aragon pack, the pack that was leaded by his brother-in-law, Joaquin. She has always been the center of rumor, a lone wolf like her was a bad news to everyone, including her parents in law. She was neglected, rejected and judged by many. When Her husband died because of the rogues attack, Joaquin was set to follow her wherever she goes, whatever she does. She didn't know his secret and she wouldn't want to know. For Joaquin secretly know she was his mate, and he will do everything to pursue her. He will have her, whatever it may cost.

On her birthday, Giselle Macmillan receives a gift she will never forget. A video of her husband in another woman’s bed. In one brutal moment, her perfect marriage shatters. The love she believed in? A lie. The man she trusted? A stranger. Determined to walk away, Giselle demands a divorce… but Kennedy Macmillan refuses to let her go, tightening his grip like she’s something he owns. And then there’s him. Joseph Macmillan, Ken’s older brother. A billionaire, cold, ruthless, and untouchable. He doesn’t just want her gone. He’s determined to break her until she leaves Ken. But when Giselle’s father collapses from the shock and her husband disappears without a trace, the last person she expects steps in to save her was Joseph. The same man who’s been trying to drive her out of his brother’s life. Now Giselle is trapped between two brothers. One who won’t let her go, and one who might ruin her in ways she never saw coming.

Malia Dawson is tired of wrestling with her demons, stress from her job, past regrets, and wishing to forget for only one night. After a night at the club with her work sister trying to do nothing but have a good time, she finds herself having a stress-relieving passion and a night of fun with a stranger she met. Unaware of who he is and too drunk to care to find out Malia is shocked to find out that not only has she known him in a literal sense since childhood, but he is her best friend's brother. Daniel Severide also known as Danny has had a crush on his sister's best friend for years, He was older than her and she was his little sister's best friend, feeling it wouldn't be right he avoided her and barely talked to her as a kid. As one night brings them together years later, not recognizing her and how she looks now. having a few drinks in and thinking it was a no-strings no attachments situation, and that he'd never see her again. Danny can't believe it when he finds out she was the girl he spent pinning over all those years ago. The universe is funny and has some type of sense of humor when they are brought back together once more when Malia gets transferred to the same firehouse as a paramedic as Danny who is one of the captains of the firefighters at the firehouse. Will Malia and Danny be able to fight the sexual urge and tendencies, and keep things professional thinking of their one night together as just one night or will they give in to each other risking both their jobs and their jeopardizing relationship with her best friend and his sister?

Charlie Warren spent his entire life loving the girl he believed saved him as a child. But he loved the wrong sister. After a tragic accident left Amelia paralyzed, the entire family blamed Evelyn—the quiet, overlooked older sister. Even Charlie, blinded by rage and obsession, believed Evelyn had ruined the woman he loved. Then Amelia disappeared. Drunk, furious, and heartbroken, Charlie forced Evelyn into a cold, cruel marriage meant to punish her forever. For years, Evelyn endured humiliation, emotional torment, and a husband whose heart belonged to someone else. Until Amelia suddenly returned—healthy, beautiful, and determined to reclaim Charlie at any cost. Thrown away with divorce papers and a shattered heart, Evelyn walked out of the marriage… only to discover she was pregnant.

Hi, Your Majesty! Welcome to the world of forbidden lust that always has a tasty, desirable ending. In this book, there are over twenty smexxy stories. They aren't limited to one genre. One moment, you'd be reading a werewolf story, next thing you're reading campus romance or a stepdaddy x stepdaughter romance, and before you know it, you're reading about a perverted demon king and a feisty human warrior? Exciting right? You never know what genre or plot twists, or most importantly, how smutty the next story will be! But one thing is guaranteed, Your Majesty. Mindblowing sex scenes guaranteed to make you wish to swap lives with the characters. You are going to squeeze your thighs together. You are going to want to touch yourself. You are going to cum. Here, forbidden is delicious, the best. Kinks and fetishes? No problem. Intense kisses? Check. Big, fat, veiny dicks that deliver thrusts so intense that you'll lick your lips like no one's business? Guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Turn to the next page to be blessed with creamy tales 🤤

Have you ever seen firflies shinning in complete dark field? Hopeful and beautiful isn't it? That's what Arham felt when Ayat came in His life. He found his life getting less darker by being around His firefly. Arham Khan is known to be rude,heartless businessman. Who can do anything to get what he wants. If he wants anything he get it by hook or by crook. Ayat Abbas is calm,caring and smart girl.who lives with her sister,Ayesha Abbas. What will happen when they will encounter? Will Ayat become his firefly or his darkness will engulf her live?