Funny Sister Memes Novels & Stories

I not only fucked Dexter’s ex, which he had a major crash out after I rubbed it in his face, but Jey and I had actually started dating weeks after that. “Hey, little one,” “Don’t ‘hey’ me, Antonio. I was walking past the pool with my friends, and guess what we saw?” “I don’t know. A fish in the pool?” I’m not even trying to be funny. This is the typical kind of joke my fourteen-year-old sister would be making if she weren’t already aggravated by whatever it is that’s got her riled up. “You think you’re funny?” She narrows her eyes at me as she folds her hands across her chest.

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

“ I am sorry. I am sorry for everything. I am sorry for talking back to you.” Am I really sorry? I think I am. I hate when I have a fight with my sister. I just hate it. Sarah inhales a sharp breath. “ Well, I am going to return your money. I am sorry for spending it,” She says. I open my mouth to speak, but before I can respond, my stomach makes another loud noise. Fuck, what the hell is this? I am just happy it is my sister and not someone else. I don't know what I would do if it were anyone else.

She said excitedly. I nodded, letting her search through online movie services. The only thing that can put a smile on my face is my sister. Horror movies played, and as we always do. There was no wailing, no fear, and no jolt of surprise from either of us. We just stared at the film for two hours lying in a shifting position with straight faces. “Creepy, huh?” She said sarcastically. I just smiled at him. She looked at me gently, and lay down beside me.

“@Milo_Beckett: The woman I dated yesterday was not my woman or my girlfriend. It was her not-so-nice twin trying to fool me. It is not nice to steal someone’s identity. Please stand up against people who are bullies and never let them do so. Treat people with kindness. #FoolsGold” It was retweeted by Lucius with three crying out loud emoticons, also Jasper quoting it as “Woman, you can’t mess with us.”, Silas retweeted it too quoting it “WEIRDEST EXPERIENCE EVER” and Rowan had some backlash too, “ #youcantsitwithus” And I was hilariously laughing as I was showing it to Milo. We enjoyed breakfast laughing at how their fans were making memes of Avery. Milo explained to me in detail what real

mom rolls her eyes coming to sit beside me. "Aunt Scarlet is too clumsy, one day, she'll break her neck walking down the steps, "Liam joke making my mom laugh. " She'll break get neck on her way to bathroom Liam, your sister is the living proof of clumsy " I sober up at the word sister, why are my parents so cruel, always bringing that word up. "Anyway Liam why don't you have dinner with us, I'll cook your favourite fried mushroom," mom says running her fingers in my hair.

Auntie Vera and Cindy seem to having the best time of their lives. They look so happy as they threaten a bully her, laughing excitedly. It’s hard to believe that Mom and Auntie Vera are sisters and that they used to be very close. No matter what my sister does to me, I don’t think I would ever want to see her in this pathetic situation. I can’t even bear to see a stranger this way, let alone my sister. It’s hard to imagine… “Are you done being idiots?” I asked sarcastically as I emerged from my hiding spot and came up in their view, smiling evilly.

the third sister said with a flush face that was as red as a tomato. "You what? Damn it" "Why will you have to run away" the second sister cried out in a low voice. "Hahaha hahaha. My stomach" The first sister was laughing so hard that she was almost rolling on the floor. "You..." the third sister was speechless, embarrassed, and angry.

They might trash the whole show, especially my sister. "I'm just going with my friends-" "Looking like that? You look like a low-budget E-Girl or something." I can hear faint laughs from the video call. My sister chuckles after. "Don't try to be in line with the trends. It looks shit on you." Then finally, she went back to her phone.

I said and my sisters giggled as the wheels of their devious minds started to run. “Sure ! Whatever makes our dear sister happy,” they chimed before we all burst out laughing and hugged each other goodbye. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *