Funny Stuff Novels & Stories

"Man, have a little fun while you're there, okay?" "This coming from the man who plays with dolls for fun?" "Action figures-and I don't play with them. I collect them, fuck you very much." "No thanks, I'm not into dudes or family." Mason and Zain's laughter mingled over the airwaves. "Seriously, there's nothing you can do about Stevens finding out, so you might as well have fun. Maybe not the kind of fun he thinks you're having, but at least drink a cocktail or whatever it is you do down there."

Emily scratched her neck trying to look for a suitable lie " Tell me. It sounds kinda fun ." " So the thing is that, on this faithful day , we'll put soy sauce inside everything thing. Like every food and drink ." Hana finished explaining with a nervous smile " Oh , no wonder the food tasted somehow in the morning. " She turned to face Emily who looked away not wanting their eyes to meet " I could imagine the hilarious reaction of Gabriel. " Alicia said smiling " You should have seen it. It was pricelessly funny . "Emily added remembering the look on his face . She burst out laughing again